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Anand Patil

Namaskara.......!

Namaskara
Namaskara
Namaskara...
Nivu nodtirodu
Nimma nechhina
Nimma preethiya
Nimmde aada
"DABBA" MOBILE..............!
Anand Patil

Robot......!

Appa hosa robot tanda Adu sullu heldre kapalakke hoditittu....
DAD - yaak late....?
SON - xtra class.....
Robot slapd the son...
Son - movie....
Dad - yawdu....?
Son - Bala ganesha...
Robt slapd agn.
Son - aparupada ratrigalu....!
Dad - i'v nvr seen such films... Robot slapd dad.
MOM - sul heltane. yest adru nim maga aalwa......!?
Robot slapd the mother!
Anand Patil

Hanumantha...........!

Constable : sir ninne jailnali khaidigalu
'RAMAYANA NATAKA' madtidru...
Jailor : so what.....?
Constable : Hanumanta "SANJEEVINI" taroke compound haridavnu innu bandilla.....!
07 February 2011 5:42:14 AM UTC
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Anand Patil

Sardar......!

Srdars friend was dead.
Friend manege bandu
kelida > Body banta.....?
Aa timealli Ambulance bantu.... Sardar > Oh,body bantu.100varsha aayasu avnige......!
Anand Patil

Rajani.....!

Once, rajnikant told a kid,
go to hell....!!
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Today that kid is known as
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YAMRAJ....!!
Anand Patil

Rajani.......!

Do u have any idea
why in japan there is frequent earthquake....?
Bcz
our great rajanikanth lost his mobile in japan in vibrate mode......!
Anand Patil

Rajni....!

After chewing the pan rajni, spitted on a wall...
And today dat wall is called .
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THE RED FORT....!
06 February 2011 9:48:33 PM UTC
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Anand Patil

Rajaniknt............!

Rajnikaant gone for morning walk & in the afternoon
police arrestd him why.....?
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Bcz
He reached USA without visa...........!
06 February 2011 9:44:04 PM UTC
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Anand Patil

Rajanikant........!

Once up on a time rajanikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth..
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today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT......!!
06 February 2011 9:42:10 PM UTC
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Anand Patil

Fail.......!

when WORDS fail
EYES speak......
when EYES fail
HEART speaks.....
When HEART fails
Yenu illa....
moogige Cotton,Baayige neeru......!
06 February 2011 1:21:05 PM UTC
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Anand Patil

Kannu & kanniru.....!

Kannu matthu kannirigu
vyathyasa enu gottha......?
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"Kannige horagina prapancha gotthu,
Adre
kannirige oalagina novu gotthu"
06 February 2011 1:16:49 PM UTC
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Anand Patil

Adu neevena........?

Ondu Amavase Ratri...
Ondu Bayankara Bootha...
Vikaara Roopa.....
Ellaru Hedarikeyinda Odi
Hodru....
Nanu Matra Alle Ninte yake.....?
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Yakendre.. Nange nimma gurutu siktu.......!
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06 February 2011 1:15:09 PM UTC
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Anand Patil

Sneha..........!

Snehad kadalali dada seri kanmareyagalu anivarya..
doora teeradi oohisade kanisalu aparupa.....
kela ghaligeya payanavadaru sneha
kalakalaku shashwata.........!
06 February 2011 1:10:11 PM UTC
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Anand Patil

Inthi ninna........!

Ninna
Kannugalalli
Na Kanda
Preethi
Nannolage
Kavitheyagi
Hariyuvaga....
Ondalla Ondu
Dina
Hanigudida
Kannugalondige
Ninnanu
Agaluthenendu
Na Andukondiralilla....!
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06 February 2011 1:07:38 PM UTC
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Anand Patil

Friend......!

Nagiso 100 friends ginta,
kanniru oreso obba friend melu...
Yake andre nagso friend yalrigu siktare
but,
novige spandisoru yallarigu sigolla....
Friends 4vr......!