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A Small girl looks at her brother's girlfriend and asks innocently "every day you come to meet my brother, dont u have your own brother
05 February 2011 3:17:29 AM UTC
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Anand Patil

Feel my Love.....!

Koneyathanaka jothe iruve endu heli horatu hode.....!
Nann jeevanad koneye neenade...!
Bal hadiyali jothe iruve endu maathu kotte....!
nadu neerinali kai bitte.....!
Nannind yake doorade?
dooraguv munche nann hrudayavanu yake konde.....?
Preethiye jeevan endu helide
nann jeevanave nenendu ninage thiliyade....?
Ninagagi kayuve koneyavarege,
koneyaguv munna omme marali baruveya.....?
Anand Patil

Kangalu.....!

yava kangalu nimmannu
nodalu bayasudilvo aa
kangalattha thirugiyu
nodabedi.....!
Adre nimmanne hudukuva
kangalinda neevu yavtthu
mareyagabedi........!
04 February 2011 7:15:27 PM UTC
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Anand Patil

Tiruvu.....!

Badukina haadiyalli
Ellaadaru ondu Tiruvu bandare...?
badukina haadiyalli
Ellaadaru ondu Tiruvu bandare....?
Indicator haaki,Horn madi Tirugi…!
04 February 2011 6:34:34 AM UTC
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Anand Patil

Paapu.....!

PAAPU police station munde nintu rises madta edda….?
POLICE:-elella rises madbardu hidkodu hogtivi ...
PAPU:-hidkondu hogi sir sumne waist agta ede…...
Anand Patil

Student.....!

Sir: Eaga yenmadtha Idiya...?
Old Student: MBS Sir
Sir: oh my god...! Master of Business Administration alva...?
Student: all sir
"MYSORALI BONDA ANGADI"
Anand Patil

Huchcha......!

Huchcha: Ni Americana..?
Guy: Illa, Naanu chinese..
Huchcha: Sullu.Nee Americane.
Guy(angrly): Howdhu naa Americane
Huchcha: Mathe nodok olle chinese tara idiya....?
Anand Patil

Love marriage!

What is love MARRIAGE??
Ello… parichayavagi,
Mathininda snehavagi,
Mobile ninda love aagi,
Police stationalli marriage aagi,
Baadige maneyalli magu aagi,
Silly vishayakke jagala aagi, Konege SUVARNA tv yalli,
IDU KATHE ALLA JEEVANADA ondhu episode aaguvudhe, LOVE MARRIAGE >Heegu unte......?
@sanjana
Anand Patil

Moral.....!

obba huduga maleyalli nenitha idda,...
aaga ondu hudugi chathri hidkondu hogtha iddlu…
Hudugi: Banni, yaake nenithidira...
Huduga: parvagilla…
Hudugi: Ayyo banni nangenu abhyantra illa…
Huduga: Parvagilla bidi, naanu haage hogthini… Moral:
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Yen Morallu illa ! Figure chennagirlilla aste……………!
Anand Patil

Hrudayadinda......!

"moggagi"
kanuva indina dina...
"huvagi"
araluva mundina dina...
"sihi thumbida nimma hrudayadali" nenapiralli nanna sneha anu dina....
Ninagagi kayive koneyathana...!
04 February 2011 2:51:35 AM UTC
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Anand Patil

Kanasu...!

Kanasugalella Nanasagabekilla, Nanasaguva Kanase Kaanabekagilla... Nanasaaguvadella Kanasadare...! Kanasige Arthavilla...?
Haagantha Kanasu Kanuvadu Bidabekagilla...
04 February 2011 2:47:25 AM UTC
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Anand Patil

Smile....!

Kundapura kannada shayari...
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Doora nintkand kande Adenta smile
Wa..wa...Wa. .
Doora nintkand kande adenta smile !
Wa.wa.Wa... .
Hatra hoikand kanthe Ava
nam meen saiba ISMAILE...!
03 February 2011 9:47:52 AM UTC
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Anand Patil

New generation....!

Guru RUMHA,
guru VISKI,
guru VODKAMESHWARA,
guru sakshath PEG BRAHMA
tasme shree AIDSE NAMAHA...
Anand Patil

Narada......!

Once narada was on his rounds and he saw
ganesha & subramanya playing Goli.......
While playing Ganesha told.... "Ninakkan sariyag ado". By hearing this words narada got wild and went to complaint shiva.
When shiva asked, ganesha told 'illa daddy, lofer nan maga sul heltane'.
Hearing this shiva got angry n threw his 3shula towards ganesha.....
But,
ganesha escaped from it... Immediately shiva said
"Avar Akkan Just Miss Aythallo Narada.....!"
Narada alle flat.....!
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[friends it's just for joke don't mind.....]
03 February 2011 9:16:48 AM UTC
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