Kannada Jokes in English is a collection of variety Kannada Jokes transliterated in English in categories like teacher student, santa banta, gunda punda, marriage and husband and wife.
Kannada Jokes in English
Obba kuduka full tight aagi moriyalli biddidda… maleya joteyalli minchu bandaaga avanu heltaane
Devare, moriyalli beelsonu neene,
Photo tegeyonu neene,
Enappa ninna leele
Beggar: Amma thaayi, naanu mooga enaadru bhikshe haaki?
Lady: munde hogappa, nanage kivi kelsalla. Keep smiling
Ondu hudugi nenu haakkondu suicide maadkotaa iddalu… allege banda gunda helida "bari netaadodarinda height beliyalla, mummy ge helu complan kodoke"
Good night
Gunda na car gu Lorry gu accident aaytu:
Driver: naanu headlight haaki torsilva side kodu anta.
Gunda: naanu wiper haaki helilva aagalla anta
Gunda: Nimma ooralli sumaaru eshtu hudugiyaru iddaare?
Punda: Namma ooralli ellaa hudugiyaru sumaaraage irtaare
Maths teacher: 21kkoo 71kkoo enu vyatyaasa?
Gunda: 21 sundara hudugi madam, aadare 71 vayassaada muduki madam… :-)
Idhe jeevanada viparyaasa :-)
LKG boy: maga, nam appa tumbaa hedarupukkala kano
His friend: adu hege?
LKG boy: nammappa road cross maadovaagalella nanna kai hidkotaare kano
Huduga: ninna ee prapanchadalle athi santushta hennaagi maaduttene
Hudugi: oh! Aaga naanu ninna tumba miss maadkoteeni alva :-)
By (anonymous)
on 10/24/2010 9:21:46 AM
Wonderful Kannada Jokes
21. ganda: operation nalli nanage enaadru aadare, neenu aa doctor ne maduve aagabeku.
hendati: yaakri haage helteera?
ganda: avana mele sedannu teerisikolloke bere daari kaantaa illa.
22. devaru: ninna tapassige mechchide. yaavudaadaru 2 vara bedko.
bhakt: modalane vara, nanage niddeyalle saavu barabeku.
devaru: haage aagali, eradaneya vara?
bhakt: eradaneyadhu andre. nanage yaavattoo niddene barabaaradu.
23. boy: devare, naanu yaavattu yaarigu kettaddu maadalilla. aadaru nanage ondu girlfriend yaake kodalilla?
devaru: magu, olleyavarige yaavagalu olleyade aagutte. bhaya padabeda.
24. principal: college ge yaake late aagi bande?
student: sir, bike puncture aagi hoytu.
principal: bike bittu busnalli barabekittu alva.
student: houdu sir, aadare nimma magalu kelbekalva.
25. manager: namma bank nalli nimage interest illade loan kodtaa iddeevi.
customer: kodoke interest illaandre yaake kodteera. beda bidi.
26. student: sir, idenu?
teacher: question paper.
student: matte idenu?
teacher: answer paper
student: en sir anyaaya, question paper nalli question ide, aadare answer paper nalli answer illa.
27. boy: nenne naanu nimma manege bandidde. nanaganisutte namma maduve nadeyodilla anta.
girl: yaake? appaana meet maadidra?
boy: illa, ninna thangi na meet maadidhe
28. santa: ellaaru yaake heege oduttiddaare?
banta: idu running race kanappa. yaaru geltaaro avarige prize kodtaare.
santa: gelluvavanige maatra prize andre, ellaroo yaake huchchara taraha odtaa iddaare?
29. santa: waiter, ondu coffee kodappa. eshtu?
waiter: 50 rs.
santa: edurugade 50 ps anta board haakiddaaralla.
waiter: adhu xerox angadi sir.
30. boy: ninna hesaru enu?
girl: ellaru nanna 'akka' anta karitaare
boy: oh! adakke ellaaroo nanna ee naduve 'bhaava' anta kareyoke shuru
maadiddaare.
By (anonymous)
on 10/24/2010 10:12:43 AM
Variety Kannada Jokes
91. narakadalli yamanige obba manushya
manushya: nanna hendatige ondu call maadabeku. Eshtu charge?
Yama: naraka to naraka FREE
92. maatu kadime maadi, hechchaagi kelabeku anta hiriyaru heliddaare. Yaake gotta?
Yaakendare, incoming free, outgoing charge aagutte adakke
93. prashne: yaava dravavu kaayisidaaga ghanavaaguttade?
Uttara: idly hittu
94. prashne: bogalo naayi kachchodilla, yaake?
Uttara: yaakendare, onde samayadhalli eradu kelsa maadoke aagodilla adakke
95. son: amma, raatri toilet ge hodaaga light automatic on aaytu
mother: baaro, fridge nalli susu maadiddu neenenaa
96. funny joke……nidde maatre tindare nidde barutte, aadare jvarada maatre tindare jvara baruttaa?
97. boy to girl: tengina mara hattidare engineering college hudugiyaru kaanisuttaare
girl to boy: allinda bidre medical college hudugiyaru kooda kaanisuttaare
98. boy: namma maduvege parents oppikollodilla. Baa mysore ge odi hogona.
Girl: alli beda. Mysore nanage aagi barolla.
Boy: yaake?
Girl: last time mysore ge hodaaga sikki haakikondubitte.
99. santa: neenu dinakke eshtu baari shaving maadteeya?
Banta: 30 rinda 40 baari
Santa: ninenu huchcha na?
Banta: illaa, naanu saloon angadiyavanu
100. bhikshuka: 1 rupaayi kodi swamy. Oota maadi 3 dina aaytu.
Santa: 1 rupaayi alla 10 rupaayi kodteeni. Modalu 1 rupaayige tinnoke enu sigutte anta helu?
By (anonymous)
on 10/24/2010 9:52:34 AM
Kannada Joke
rogi: doctor, nanage cancer anta nimage guaranteeyaagi gottaa? yaake andre nanna snehitanige doctor cancer anta helida meloo avanu tb inda satta.
doctor: hedarabedi... naanu cancer anta helidre neevu cancer nindaane saayutteera.
By (anonymous)
on 10/24/2010 10:10:26 AM
Kannada Jokes Collection
81. obba kalla santa na mobile kaddu oduttidda. Aadare santa nagutaa idda. Yaake anta keliddakke.
"mobile horde hoyitu, adara charger nan hatraane ideyalla" anda
82. santa: neenyaake ella message na eradu eradu kaluhisteeya?
Banta: ondanna neenu forward maadidru, innondu ninna hatraane iruttalla
83. santa: naanu ninna touch maadade kiss maadaballe
girl: impossible!!!
Santa: ok 100 Rs. Bet ok?
Girl: ok
Santa avalannu kiss maaduttaane
Girl: neenu sote, kodu 100 Rs.
84. Teacher; gunda, neerinalloo neladalloo baaluva jeevige udhaaharane kodu?
Gunda: kappe sir
Teacher: very good!! Innu eradu udhaaharane kodu?
Gundu: kappeya tande mattu thaayi
85. Patient: doctor, novaagade iro tarah injection haaki
Doctor: yaakappa sutti balasi maataadteeya. Nurse kaili injection haakisi anta neravaage helu paravaagilla
86. staff: office nalli mobile na silent mode nalli idabekunta manager heliddaare.
Poen: yaake sir?
Staff: office nalli malagikondiruvavarige disturb aagutte alva, adakke
87. jyotishi: nimma dosha kalibekoondre 36 varshada hudugiyannu maduveyaagabeku
santa: eradu 18 varshadha hudugiyarannu maduveyaagabahudhe?
88. wife: enri, naanu ee taraha aduge maadi haakidre nanage enu sigutte?
Husband: nanna LIC hana bega sigutte kane
89. jeevanadha satya……
hero Honda dalli hero hogabahudu, aadare Yamaha dalli yama hogoke saadyavilla
90. teacher: raju helu, modalane tingalu?
Raju: January
Teacher: gunda helu, eradane tingalu?
Gunda: February
Teacher: santa, moorane tingalu?
Santa: Delivery madam
By (anonymous)
on 10/24/2010 10:01:24 AM
Hilarious Kannada Jokes
71. teacher: 4+13=17 mattu 5+14=19, eega neenu helu 48+43 eshtu?
student: en sir. easy irodanna neevu helbittu, kashtavaadadanna nanage kelteera.
72. jeevanada satya.
thangiya snehite thangiyaagabahudu
akkana snehite akka aagabahudhu
aadare, hendatiya snehite hendati aagabahudhe?
73. santa: bega banni, nanna hendati kitaki inda dumuki saayabeku antiddaale.
hotel receptionist: naanu enu maadokaagutte?
santa: kitaki bigiyaagidhe. bandu adanna svalpa tegiri.
74. santa: naanu dinavoo office ge hogoke munche, nanna hendati ge ondu muttu kodteeni. neenu?
banta: naanu, neenu office ge hoda mele kodteeni
santa: he he he! naane first kododu
75. santa: naanu nanna girlfriend ge 3 varsha love letter kalisidde.
banta: aamele enaaytu?
santa: enoo illa, avalu aa postman na maduveyaadalu
76. wife: enri swalpa eddeli. Bega
husband: yaake raatri 2 gantege ebbistaa iddiya?
wife: neevu nidde maatre tegedukollodu maretubittiri
77. ramu na manege avana ate maavandiru bandaru. Hendati avanige aache hogi enaadru tagondu baroke helidalu. Ramu aache hogi ondu taxi tagondu banda.
78. ondu lorry kettu hogittu. adannu eledukondu hogodikke mattondu lorry sahaayadinda hagga haaki eledukondu hogtaa iddaru. Idannu nodida santa, "ondu hagga na tagondu hogoke eradu lorry bekaayitu ivarige" anta heli nakka.
79. santa thanna girlfriend ge letter kaluhisuttidda.
Banta: letter yaake khaali ide?
Santa: yaakendare, naavibbaroo ee naduve maataaduttilla
80. ondu hudugi hogtaa idlu. Avalannu nodida santa: "super figure maga" anda
adakke banta: haa, figure andaaga nenapaaytu, attige hegiddaare?
By (anonymous)
on 10/24/2010 10:02:51 AM
Jokes in Kannada
61. rogi1: ninage hege gottaaytu, avanu nakali doctor anta?
rogi2: avana handwriting tumbaa chennaagidhe kano. adakke nanage doubt bantu!!!!!
62. rogi: doctor, nanna magalige ee naduve kivi sariyaagi kelisuttilla.
doctor: enu? 5 dinadinda jvara itkondu ivattu bartaa iddeeralla.
63. doctor: ee tonic na dina 4 spoon tagoli, sari na?
rogi: aadare doctor, namma maneyalli 1 spoon maatra ide
64. doctor: operation success aagidhe. eega neevu ellavannu kelabahudhu.
rogi: neevu enaadru helidraa doctor?
65. shyam: naanu nanna magala maduve ge 1000 rs. maatra kharchu maadide gotta.
ram: adhu hege?
shyam: naanu avalige 1000 rs. kottu ondu mobile kodiside. avalu love marriage maadikondu bittalu.
66. santa: ninna maga ninna haage iddaane kano.
banta: mettage helo, adhu pakkadamaneyavara maga.
67. paagal 1: naanu vidhana soudha na khareedisteeni.
paagal 2: sorry kano, naanu adanna maaro moodnalli illa
68. hendati: neevu kannadaka tegedu bittare tumbaa chennaagi kaantheera.
ganda: houdu dear, nanagu haage ansutte. naanu kannadaka tegedaagalella neenu tumbha chennaagi kaanteeya.
69. police: nimma car ge accident hege aaytu.
santa: adu nanage saha gottilla sir. aaga naanu malagidde.
70. graamastaru: aa rowdy ya kaaranadinda naavu yaaru nemmadiyaagilla. avanu namma area ge barabaaradu andre, enu maadabeku?
santa: avananna mla maadi bidi. aamele neeve karedaroo avanu nimma area kade barodilla.
By (anonymous)
on 10/24/2010 10:05:45 AM
Kannada Jokes in English
51. driver: saahebre, petrol khaaliyaagi hogidhe. gaadi innu munde hogolla.
owner: sari haagaadre. manege vaapas nadi.
52. teacher: simhakke hedarada praani yaavudu?
student: innondu simha
53. teacher: nimma thandeya hesarenu magu?
student: daddy
54. nurse: yaake doctor, sappage kootiddira?
doctor: madyaanha operation maadidnalla aa rogi sattu hoda.
nurse: aadare sir, adhu post mortem alva?
doctor: haagaadre naanu beligge post mortem maadiddu yaarige?
55. teacher: 1 mark tagonda mele kooda neenu yaake nagutaa idiyaa. Naachike aagolva?
student: illa, aa 1 mark ellinda bantu anta yochisidare nanage nagu bartaa ide.
56. santa: neenu aa vyaktina yaake hodede?
banta: avanu nanna nodi "ootaa aayta" anta kelda.
santa: aadare, avanu olledanne kelidanalla. matte yaake avananna hodede?
banta: avanu kelidaaga, naanu toilet nalli idde kano
57. 1ne bhikshuka: neenyaake aa cinema poster na haage nodtaa iddiyaa?
2ne bhikshuka: naane aa cinema producer kanappa.
58. doctor: neevu hedarabedi naanu iddeenalla.
rogi: ade nanna hedarikege kaarana doctor.
59. doctor: neevu hedarabedi naanu iddeenalla.
rogi: adu sari doctor, aadare naanu irteena?
60. santa: nanna maga raatri poorti book mundene irtaane.
banta: aadaroo avanu yaake fail aada?
santa: aa book 'facebook' kanappa
By (anonymous)
on 10/24/2010 10:06:51 AM
Kannada Jokes in English
1. hendati thanna gandanige: nimage yeshtu saari helodu. kelasa maadabekaadare muttu kodabedi anta.
kelasadavalu: haudu ammaavre, ivarige eshtu helidru ashtene. nanagantu heli heli saakaagide.
2. bhikshuka: 10 rupaayi idre kodi sir. girlfriendge ondu phone maadabeku.
santa ka girlfriend: nodi, bhikshuka kooda avana girlfriendna eshtu preeti
maadtaane.
bhikshuka: illa ammaavre, avalanna preetisid melene naanu bhikshukanaagode.
3. student: sir, ee pustakadalli ishtondu janara hesaru ideyalla, naanu hege
nenapittukollali?
teacher: adhu text book alla, telephone directory kano moorkha
4. ramu: neenu yaava paste upayogisteeya?
banta: naanu santa soap, santa paste haagoo santa shampoo upayogisteeni
ramu: adenu international brandaa?
banta: illa, santa nanna roommate kano.
5. obba vyaapaari saayo stitiyalli idda: maga, nanna nodoke yaaryaaru
bandiddaare?
avana maga: amma, thangi, naanu ellaaru bandideevi appa.
vyaapaari: moorkham ellaaru ille idre, angadiyalli yaariddaare?
6. boy: naanu hosa mobile tagonde.
girl: oh!! haagaadre nanage modalu party kodsu
party aadamele
girl: party kodsoke duddu ellinda bantu?
boy: aa hosa mobile na maaribitte
7. rogi: doctor, idu nanna modala operation.. bhaya aagtaa idhe.
doctor: bhaya padabeda. nanagoo idhu modala operation. naanu dhairyadhindha
ilva?
8. doctor: nimma gaayakke 10 holigegalannu haakabekaaguttade.
rogi: sari doctor, aadare holigeya design chennaagirabeku.
9. santa: naanu nanna hendatiyanna tumbhaa preetistene. neenu?
banta: avalu ninna hendati kanappa. naanu hege preetisali?
10. doctor: dina hotel nalli oota maadidarinda nimage ulcer aagidhe.
rogi: haagaadre ivattininda manege parcel tagondu bandu tinteeni.
By (anonymous)
on 10/24/2010 10:14:58 AM
Amusing Kannada Jokes
31. teacher: shabdha maalinyana kadime maadoke enu maadabeku?
student: namma kivi muchkobeku sir.
32. teacher: oxford andre artha enu?
student: ox andre ettu, ford andre gaadi. haagaagi oxford andre ettina gaadi anta artha.
33. teacher: varthamaana kaala, bhoota kaala matthu bhavishyat kaalakke udhaaharane kodu.
student: madam, nenne naanu nimma magalanna nodide, ivattu avalanna preeti maadtaa iddeeni maththu naale avalanne maduve aagteeni.
34. teacher: neenu shaalege yaake bartiya?
student: 'vidya' goskara madam
teacher: matte eega nidde yaake maadtaa iddiya?
student: ivattu vidya bandilvalla madam, adakke
35. teacher: makkale, olleya aarogyakkaagi neevu dinavoo 8 gantegala kaala malagabeku.
student: adhu hege saadya madam, school irodhu bari 7 gantegalu maatrave.
36. santa na kudure kaaneyaagittu. aadare avanu tumbha khushiyaagidda.
banta: ninage ninna kudure kaledu hogiddakke dukha aagtaa ilva?
santa: illappa, nanna kudure kaleduhoda samayadhalli naanu adara mele iddiddare, naanu kooda kaledu hogtaa idde alva!!!!!
37. santa na girlfriend: naavu bega maduve maadkobeku.
santa: houdu, aadare nammanna yaaru maduve aagtaare.
38. owner: arey, neenu namma taatana kaaladha gadiyaara na odehaakibitte.
santa: sadya, naanu hosaadu anta andukondu bitte.
39. teacher: ninna haagu suma la answer paper onde tarah ideyalla. hege?
santa: yaakendare, question paper onde alva madam, adakke.
40. thande: hego 4 varsha engineering mugisidhe. eega enu maadteeya?
maga: eega arrears anta ondu course ide. adanna maadteeni.
By (anonymous)
on 10/24/2010 10:11:26 AM
Kannada Jokes
11. rogi: doctor, nanage 3 tingalininda kemmu idhe.
doctor: ishtu dina haage sumne idraa?
rogi: illa doctor, kemtaa iddhe.
12. rogi: doctor, ondu vishayadhalli neevu tumbhaa lucky.
doctor: yaavudaralli?
rogi: nimage enaadru aadre, nimage neeve operation maadabekaagirodillavalla :-)
13. hendati: nimmanna nodoke doctor bandiddaare
ganda: nanage mai hushaarilla, avaranna naale baroke helu
14. santa: ninna hendti yaake yaavagaloo kopa maadikondu irtaale?
banta: aavattu baayitappi "kopadalli kooda neenu sundarvaagi irtiyaa ande". avattininda heege irtaale.
15. doctor: ramanna, oota aadmele nidde maatre tagondralla?
ramanna: illa doctor!! oota aadmele nidde bandidrinda maatre tagolodu maretu hoytu.
16. santa: nanna maga nanna maatannu kelode illa, gotta?
banta: yaake? avanige ashtondu kobbaa?
santa: illa, avanige kivi kivudu.
17. ganda: neenu adige tumbhaa chennaagi maadteeya kane.
hendati: houdaa, neevu eshte maska hodedru adigena neeve maadabeku.
18. 1st hendati: ninna ganda dinaaloo kudidu manege bartaanalla. neenu kelodilva?
2nd hendati: naanu kelidre kodode illa kanree.
19. teacher: 1 baale hannannu 5 mandi hege tintaare?
student: baayinda
20. hendati: ree, yaaro nanna kaalanna hindininda muttutaa iddaare.
ganda: hinde tirugi ninna mukha torsu, muttodanna nillisi bidutaane.
By (anonymous)
on 10/24/2010 10:14:16 AM
Hilarious Jokes in Kannada
41. ram: nanna hendti jote jagala aadaagalella modalu namma maneya
hittalalliruva baavina muchchi biduttene.
shyam: yaake? nin hendati adaralli beeltaale anta bhayanaa?
ram: illappa. avalu nanna bhaaviyalli tallibiduttaale anta bhaya ashte.
42. doctor: nodi, ee khaayile vaamshikavaagi bandide. andre nimma taatana kaaladinda aarambhavagidhe.
rogi: abba!!! haagaadre, ee operation na namma taatanige maadi doctor.
43. banta: santa, yaake ishtu sappage kulitiddiya?
santa: india mele bet katti 200 rs. kalkonde kano.
banta: hege?
santa: india gellutte anta 100 rs. bet kattidde. aadare india match sotu hodaru.
banta: matte aa extra 100 rs. hege sote?
santa: ivattu aa match replay haakidru. ivattaadru geltaare anno aaseyalli matte
bet kattide.
44. beta: appa, neevu hero hege aadri?
hero: adakke tumbaa talent beku magu.
beta: talent beku anta gottu appa. adakke nanage doubt bandiddu, neevu hege
hero aadri anta.
45. teacher: naavu baduka bekaadare aamlajanaka tumbaa mukhya. idannu 4 shatamaanagala munche kanduhidiyalaayitu.
pappu: sadya, naanu aa kaaladalli huttalilla. illaandare sattu hogtaa idde.
46. headmaster: einstein yaaru?
student: gottilla sir.
headmaster: gamana studies kade irli, aaga ellaa gottaagutte.
student: nimage ramesha yaaru anta gotta?
headmaster: gottilla.
student: gamana nimma magala kadenoo irli. aaga ellaa gottaagutte.
47. 1ne kivuda scooter eledukondu hogtaa idda.
2ne kivuda- yenaaytu, petrol khaaliyaaythaa?
1ne kivuda- illappa, petrol khaali aagoytu
2ne kivuda- oh haagaa, naanu petrol khaaliyaayteno anta ankonde.
48. boss: ninage windows XP bagge enaadru gotta?
santa: naanu cricket aadi tumbaa windows hodedhu haakiddeeni, aadare ee XP yaavdu anta gottilla.
49. teacher: electricity illade hogidre, enaaguttittu?
pappu: raatriyalli candle hidkondu tv nodabekaagittu.
By (anonymous)
on 10/24/2010 10:07:29 AM