Kannada Jokes is the funniest collection of jokes in the language of Kannada in categories like sms, short, marriage, teacher student, doctor and many more and they are amusing to read and give relief from boredom. Some of these Kannada Jokes are written in Kannada font while others are written in English but are actually a transliteration from Kannada. These jokes will give you a good time and enjoy laughing throughout the day from happiness.
Kannada SMS Joke
Gunda angadiyavanige: nanna girlfriend ge ondu beku. models torsi.
Angadiyava: nimage yaava model beku sir?
Gunda: hudugeera model kodi.
Angadiyava: andare?
Gunda: bari missed call maatra hoguva phone
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 4:39:20 AM
Kannada Joke
Patrakarta: nimma hosa chitradha bagge janara abhipraaya hegide?
Nirmaapaka: kelavarige ishtavaagidhe, kelavarige aagilla
Patrakarta: haagandare?
Nirmaapaka: namage ishtavaayitu, prakshakarige ishtavaagilla
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 4:58:02 AM
Funny Kannda Joke
Amma: enu maadtaa iddiya gunda?
Gunda: patra baritaa iddini amma
Amma: yaarigo?
Gunda: nanage amma
Amma: enu baritaa iddiyo?
Gunda: adu hege helli amma, patra naale bandu seridaaga gottaagutte alva
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 5:00:03 AM
Kannada Santa Banta Jokes
Santa: ninnannu yaake army inda dismiss maadidaru?
Banta: naanu 10 janarannu shoot maadide adakke.
Santa: adakke ninage medal kodbeku alva.
Banta: aadare naanu suttiddu namma kadeyavaranne
Santa: ninnannu yaake arrest maadidaru?
Banta: jebininda 500 rupaayi tegedu kharchu maadide
Santa: ayyo, idu anyaaya alva?
Banta: illa, adu bereyavara jebaagittu
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 4:48:04 AM
Huduga Hudugi Kannada Jokes
Huduga : chooraada hrudayadinda preetisale athavaa hrudaya chooraaguvavaregu preetisale?
Hudugi : hariyada chappali inda hodeyale athavaa chappali hariyuvavaregu hodeyale?
Hudugi : lo, yaako nanna hinde biddiddiya ? naanu tumba olle hudugi. nimma tande taayi olle buddi kalisilva?
Huduga : avare heliddu olleyavaranna follow maadu anta!
huduga: aa hudugi nanna kade nodi naguttiddaale.
hudugi: adu maamooline bidu. naanu kooda ninna modalu nodidaaga, mooru dinagala kaala naguvudannu nillisale illa
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 4:37:36 AM
Silly Kannada Joke
Solle mattu iruve preetisi maaduveyadavu. modala raatri solle horagade kulitittu.
Solleya friends : horagade yaake kulitiddiyo ?
solle : avalajji good night haakkondu malagavle.
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 4:38:01 AM
Kannada Funny Jokes
Obba huduga dance nodalu hoda. hindurugi bandaaga
Amma: alli hogi nodabaaradanna enaadaroo nodideyaa?
Huduga: haudu amma, daddy na nodide
Current hoda mele santa avana hendatige:
"le, fan svalpa haaku?"
Avana hendati: ayyo nim buddige ondishtu, fan haakidre candle off aagodilvenri
Ganda hendati daari hogtaa irtaare. aaga avara edurige ondu katte banditu.
Hendati: nimma nentaru kanri. namaskaara heli.
Ganda: namaskaara maava
Jailinalli idda santa jailor ge: chikka vayassinalli nammappana maatu keliddare, ivattu nanage ee gati bartiralilla.
Jailor: enu helidaru nimmappa?
Santa: arey nanage enu gottu, heliddanalla, avaru heliddu naanu kelalilla anta
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 4:54:13 AM
Rama Shyama Kannada Joke
Rama pakkadamane shyaamanige: shyama, mane khaali maadtaa iddeerante?
Shyama: haudu kano rama
Rama: naanu bahala dinadinda khaali maadabeku antidde.
Shyama: matte yaavaaga khaali maaduttee rama
Rama: neenu maadtaa iddiyalla, inyaake naanu khaali maadodu bidu
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 4:57:28 AM
Gunda Punda Funny Kannada Jokes
Gunda: le punda "i am going" andre eno?
Punda: naanu hoguttene
Gunda: ellige hogteeyo, beligge inda ellaaroo prashne kelida takshana heege hoguttaa iddaare
Gunda: ninnannu yaake arrest maadidru?
Punda: jebininda 100 rupayi tegedu karchu maadide kano
Gunda: ayyo devare, adakke arresttaa?
Punda: adhu bereyavara jebu kano
Gunda: naanu ivattu nidde maadolla kano punda.
Punda: yaako?
Gunda: nenne naanu nanna vairi jote jagala maadide kano
Punda: adakku idakku eno sambandha?
Gunda: ivattu kanasinalli avanu avara kadeyavarana karbondu barbodu alva
Gunda: ellaa note nalli gandhiji yaake naguthaa irtaare
Punda: attare note nendu hogutte alveno
Gunda mattu punda kaadinalli hoguttiddaru
edurige ondu huli banditu
Gunda huli kanni mannu erachi odalu start maadida. aadare punda alle nintidda
Gunda helida "le punda, bega odu"
Punda: naanu yaake odali, mannu erachiddu neenu alva
appa: lo gunda, exam yaake bareelilla?
gunda: paper tumbaa tough ittu appa
appa: aadare, neenu exam bareele ilvalla. tough anta hege gottaaytu?
gunda: paper 2 dina munchene leak aagittu appa
Gunda: paper tumbaa tough ittu appa
Appa: aadare, neenu exam bareele ilvalla. tough anta hege gottaaytu?
Gunda: paper 2 dina munchene leak aagittu appa
Gunda: ooralli neenu enu maadtaa irteeya?
Punda: namma appanige help maadtaa irteeni
Gunda: nimmappa enu maadtaa irtaare?
Punda: enoo kelsa irolla, sumne irtaare
Gunda: train nalli nanage malagalu aagale illa?
Punda: yaako?
Gunda: yaakendare, nanage upper berth sikkitu kano
Punda: aadare neenu yaake adannu badalaayisikollalilla?
Gunda: alli badalaayisikollodakke yaaru iralilla kano
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 4:42:27 AM
Santa Banta Jokes in Kannada
Santa: eno maadtaa iddiyaa?
Banta: nanna maguvina voice record maadtaa iddini
Santa: yaake?
Banta: avanu doddavanaada mele idara artha enu anta keloke.
Santa: kota note casenalli neenu hege sikki haakikonde?
Banta: ellaa sariyaagi maadde, aadare konege gandhi photo badalige namma appana photo haakibitte kano
Santa: neenu nanna moorane hendati haage iddiya.
Hudugi: ninage eshtu jana hendatiyaru?
Santa: ibbaru
Santa: ishtu kadime marksaa? kapaalakke eradu bidabeku
Santana maga: haudu appa. banni naanu aa teacher mane kooda patte hachchiddeeni
Santa avana kelasadaalige: hogi gidagalige neeru haaku.
Kelasadava: aadare sir, aagale male beeltaa ideyalla
Santa: paravagilla, chatri tagondu hogu
Santa: naanu sattare, neenu eradane maduve aagteeyaa?
Hendati: illa, nanna thangi jote irteeni. neevenu maadteera?
Santa: illa, naanu saha ninna thangi jotene irteeni
Santana maga phone nalli: ivattu nanna maga school ge barodilla.
Teacher: neevu yaaru maatanaadodu
Santana maga: nammappa maataadtaa irodu
Santa doctor hatra "doctor, body nalli elli beralittaroo noyutte"
Doctor eneno tests ellaa maadisida nantara tiliyitu, beralu fracture aagittu anta
Santa: ninne raatri obba kalla nanna hatra ellavannoo dochikondubitta
Banta: aadare nin hatra gun ittalla?
Santa: adanna naanu bachchittu bitte, illaa andre adu kooda avara paalaaguttittu
Santa: lo banta, chatriyalli thootaagide nodo. hosa chatri tagondu hogu.
Banta: arey irli bido, male nintu hodre nanage hege gottaagutte helu
Boss: santa, ee office nalli ninage kodalu yaava kelsavoo illa. i am sorry, neenu bere kade try maadu
Santa: sir, dayavittu nanna appoint maadkolli. kelsa kodi anta naanu yaavattu kelodilla
Banta tanna maganige: yaarigu hedarabeda, neenu simhada mari kano.
Maga: haudu appa, teacher kooda nanage heltaa irtaare, neenu yaavudo praanigala vamshadavane anta
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 4:46:29 AM
Kannada Teacher Student Jokes
Teacher: gunda, ee saaraayi bottle nalli hulu haakidaaga enaayitu?
Gunda: adhu sattu hoyitu sir
Teacher: idharinda ninage enu arthavaayitu?
Gunda: naavu saaraayi kudidare namma hotteyalliruva hulu sattu hogutte alva sir
Teacher gundanige:
gunda, ee vaakyavannu kannadakke translate maadu
"I went to Mysore"
adhakke gunda
"teacher mysore ge hodaru" anda
Teacher: bhoomi mele neeru illdidre enaaguttittu?
Gunda: namma appana business full loss aagtittu
Teacher: adu hege?
Gunda: avarige haalalli mix maadoke neere sigutiralilla
Ondu hudugi class ge late aagi bandalu
Teacher: yaake late?
Hudugi: sir, obba nanna hindeye baruttidda
Teacher: aadare adakke neeneke late aagi bande?
Hudugi: sir, avanu tumba slow aagi nadeyuttidda
Teacher: "Raamanu maradinda biddanu". idu yaava kaala?
Gunda: "Raamanige ketta kaala sir"
Teacher: satya harishchandrana kateyinda tilidu baruvudhu enu?
Gunda: kashta bandaaga, hendati makkalanna maarabahudu
Teacher: kannadada modala mooki chitra yaavudhu?
Gunda: chitra mookiyaagiddare, adhu kannada anta hege gottaagutte teacher
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 4:51:46 AM
Kannada Jokes
Prashne: santa yaake exam annu baagila bali kulitu bareyuttidda?
Uttara: yaakendare adhu entrance exam aagittu.
Boss: namage obba javaabdaariyuta naukara bekaakide
Gunda: haagaadare naane adakke sariyaadavanu sir. nanna hindina kelasadalli, ellaa tappugaligoo naane javaabdaari ennuttiddaru
Boss ondu hakkiya kaalugalannu torisuttaa: ee hakkiya hesarannu helu?
Gunda: nanage gottilla sir
Boss: neenu rejected, sorry. ninna hesarenu?
Gunda: nanna kaalugalannu nodi tilkoli
Police thanna maganige: exam nalli yaako ishtu kadime marks tagonde?
Maga: appa, ee 100 rupaayi tagondu vishayanaa maretubidi
Hendati: ree, nimma taleyalli bari gobbaraane tumbide
Ganda: matyaake adanna tinteeya, bitbidu
Obba hengasu door bell repair maadalu santa nannu kareyuttaale. 4 dinagala nantara,
Hengasu: 4 dinagalaadaroo neevu yaake repair maadalu baralilla?
Santa: naanu daily baruttidde, aadare bell ottidare yaaroo aache baralilla. adakke haage horatuhode
Customer: neevu yaake prati shukravaara nimma hotelge raja kodteeraa?
Hotelinava: yaakendare, avattu ondu dina maatra ellaa paatregalannu toleetivi
Customer: tea kodappa
Hotelinava: special bekaa athavaa ordinary bekaa sir?
Customer: eradakkoo enappa vyathyaasa?
Hotelinava: glass toledu kotare special, haage kotare ordinary sir
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 4:56:49 AM