Mar Vel
27 June 2019 7:50:40 AM UTC in Bar Jokes

Bigger in Texas

Bigger in Texas
A blind woman visiting Texas for the first time feels very disoriented as everything that she experience is larger than she is used to. She marvels at her room and is told, “Everything is bigger in Texas”. Her bed is huge. Her food portions are huge and when she goes to the bar even the drinks are huge. When she asks she keeps hearing, “Everything is bigger in Texas”. Finally, a little tipsy, she asks for directions to the restrooms. She mistakes the swimming pool door for the restrooms and walks in only to fall right into the pool. She starts shrieking,” …..Please don’t flush…..Please don’t flush!”