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What was the magician’s dog named? !

What was the magician’s dog named? !
Abracadabrador

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What happened to the apple who crossed the road?

What happened to the apple who crossed the road?
He made a traffic jam.

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Today, the belt and suspender got arrested.

Today, the belt and suspender got arrested.
Why? They were in a hold-up of pants.

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What did the mushroom say to his girlfriend when she broke up with him?

What did the mushroom say to his girlfriend when she broke up with him?
Why.. I’m a fungi !!

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Commonsense

What did the American scientists do when they found that ball pens did not write in space? They spent considerable resources to develop a pen that could write in any conditions. The Russians? They just switched to using pencils.
#USvsRussia #PenPencil

Mar Vel

Engineers Make The World

Why did the engineer hate the half-full glass analogy? Well, the pessimist thought that the glass was half empty and the optimist thought that it was half full. The engineer thought the glass was twice as big as it ought to have been.
#GlassHalfFull #Engineers