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Teacher: vasu, nivu school ku enduku vachhavu?
Vasu: vidhya kosam sir.
Teacher:mari enduku nidra potunnav?
Vasu: e roju vidhya raledu sir.
Gali veeste aripoyedhi "DEEPAM"
Roju gadiste Ralipoyedhi "PUSHPAM"
Melukuva vaste cherigipoydi "SWAPNAM"
BUT,
Pralayam vachina cheraganidhi
"SNEHAM"
Modern poem:
chitti chilukamma lover tittinda
bar ki vellava bear konnava
frize lo pettava gutukkana mingava
kikku ekkinda? Kakkukunnava.. gud nit
Pilichina ranantava,sms cheyanantava, busy ga unnanantava ooo,phone kuda cheyyanantava...., samayam kadantava, balance ledantava frnduu....G.N (pradeep
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Po banam po naku msg pampani valla brain lo poi guchu.
<---< <----< ye enti thirigi vachav?
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Sorry boss valla ki brain ledu.
Nuvvu Maa Colony Ki Cycle Meeda Ravali Konchem Navvali, Konchem Siggu Padali, Konchem Bhaya Padali, Inka Gatti Gattiga aravali "Pata Samaanulu Kontam"Ani.
Matalalo cheppalenidi..,
bhavalalo chupalenidi..,
naa chinni guppetlo
dachina ni sneham enta
goppadi? Ani adigite....
Vivarinchaleni maunam medi.
Alai thakina nee sneham kalai karigenenduko?
Kantiki kanapadani neevu kalatha niduralo kalavai vastavenduko?
nirmalamaina nee navvu niswarthamaina nee sneham ante naku entho istam
nuvvu na eduruga unna lekunna na hrudayamlo eppatiki nilichi untav
Bhasha kanna goppadi bhavam....
Bhavam kanna goppadi abhimanam....
Abhimanam kanna goppadi aasha....
Aasha kanna goppadi aanandam....
Aanandam gaa undali neevu kalakaalam oh! nestam....
Suryunitho pamputhuna abhimanapu kiranani.....
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Chiru gaalulatho pamputunanu aaradhana raagaanni.....
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Ee sms ni pamputhunna neevu sadaa anadamga vundalani.....
Neevu dooraanna vunna,
Naa daggaraga vunnavanna bhaavana...
Enduko telusa!Neevunnadi
Naa talapullo kaadu naa swaasaloe...
What is ABCDEFG ? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl. But what is GFEDCBA the opposite- Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again
Love the Lady,
but don't touch the Body,
If you Touch the Body you Become A Daddy.
Shankardada: Arey ATM OXFORD antey entra. ATM: Adi thelvada anna, adey OX ante yeddu, Ford antey bandi, kalipithey Yeddulabandi anthey
Teacher: Give me an example for Past, present and Future tense. Student: Mam I saw your daughter yesterday, I am loving her today, I will run away with her tomorrow.
Every Normal person has 72 heart beats,
but for only myself its 73.the extra one is your "sms".
so dont stop your sms,it will affect to my heart......
Sweet persons talk from HUTCH
Lovers talk from AIRTEL
Govt employees talk from BSNL
Beauties talk from IDEA
But Brilliants never talk,they send SMSs.
.!. H 6 I N
p o o 6
.!.3 3 M S
n
H S I M I
Get confused....?
Turn ur screen upside down & read it again......
1
HEART
LOVING U!
2
EYES
CRYING
TO SEE U!
6
SENSES
MISSING
U!
24
HOURS
THINKING
ABOUT U!
7
DAYS
CALLING
U!
100YRS
I NEED U.
GUD NITE...........MY FRIEND
Fresh Flowers are waiting for you,
Hot coffee waiting to taste your lips.
Sun,Birds,Cool Air,Rain all are Looking for You to open your eyes.
"GOOD MORNING".
LOVE is visiting card, LOVER is ATM card, LIFE is credit card, WIFE is visa card, But "FRIEND IS LIFE TIME CARD"
Evariki evaremo ninnatiki,
mitrulam ayyamu netiki,
manamu emavutamo repatiki,
vidipokudadu enatiki kalasi undali eppatiki,
Idi nijam kavali mummatiki Nesthama.
"I LOVE YOU- send this SMS to 10 girls and win a free trip to your nearest police station. Food, Body massage and Accommodation guaranteed".
Best Gift
''?L?I?F?E?''
Best Time
''?H?A?P?P?Y?''
Best Feelings
''?L?O?V?E?''
Best Relation
''?F?R?I?E?N?D?''
Best Friend
''?U?'' Forever.
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