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laka

laka

laka

lakaaaaa..



rajadhi raja

marthanda theja

sri sri raja varu

dasara subhakankshalu

teliyajestunnaraho.......



"happy dasara"

Submitted by Chakram47 on 25-Sep-2009


143 Telugu Message Ninnu marchipodamani Bar kelli Mandhukottanu.
Mandhu kottaka Nigamgane Marchipoyanu kaani
ninnu kadhu.Bar Owner ki Bill Kattadam.
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Rasool>
By Rasool
on 09 February 2010 2:34:08 PM UTC

 

LIFE Funny SMS College - Bommarillu,

Student - Sainikudu,

Class - Appudappudu,

Exams - Anukokunda Oka roju,

Q: Paper - Aparichitudu,

Mathematics - Garshana,

Copy - Okarikokaru,

Slips - Apadhbandavudu,

Results - Adrustam,

Pass - Student No:1,

Fail - Anthuleni Kadha,

Supplemantry - Nuvvastanante Nenodhantana,

1st year - Budhimanthudu,

2nd Year - Kantri,

3rd Year - Pokiri,

4th Year - Deshamuduru,

PARENTS enquire about marks - Aa okkati Adakku...!


So Njoy these Happy Days...!
By Praveen
on 09 February 2010 2:17:26 AM UTC

 

Funny oka kodi chiken shop mudhiki velli thoda kottidhe why why enduku balupu neelaga
By jagan
on 03 February 2010 11:33:36 PM UTC

 

Funny Telugu Message kitakitalu pettukoni mari navvandi

you are a sweet and nice person.
(big joke of 2010)

ha ha ha ha...........

navvu raledu kadaaaaaaaa???????/

enit ala chustunnav ne face ki anta seen ledule.
By sweety......
on 02 February 2010 4:23:22 AM UTC

 

Joke Guddodi Chethilo "TORCH"
Chevitodi Chethilo "RADIO"
Moogodi Chethilo "MIKE"
Nee Chethilo "MOBILE"
Aahaa.... Karma ra babu
kalikalm aem chestham
By yogi
on 31 January 2010 8:47:26 AM UTC

 

joke "dogs says....... bow bow

crow says.......kav kav

i says ......love love

but u says.....bow bow

sorry i dont love dogs."
silliga undi kadha.
By sindhuprakash
on 15 January 2010 11:03:33 PM UTC

 

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truvata ami vastomdiraaaa
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By "suresh"
on 15 January 2010 4:14:23 AM UTC

 

Emundi? Adi 1970.....

Aug 16 Aadivaaram.....

Ardaraatri.....

12:10 nimushalaku....

oori bayata.....

Smasanam daggara.....

Nakkalu ku..ku..mane samayana......

Oka sangatana jarigindi.

Adi Emitante......

Cheptunnanu vinu....
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Neee...
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Nuvvu
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Telusukoni chesedemundi?

By padma
on 11 January 2010 10:00:50 AM UTC

 

Sachinollu Jagarthaga step by step chudu
1+1=2+2=4+4=8-3=5+2=7-3=4-1=3+6=9-5=4+4=8-5=3-2=1+5=6+2=8-7=1-1=0
Kopam vachindi kada!
Sachinollu, naaku ilane pamparu
By padma
on 11 January 2010 9:43:28 AM UTC

 

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vedava veedu kuda neelage messagelu pampadam manesadu anduke vuriteesesa.
nuvaina message pamputava leda.....
By sivasankar
on 09 December 2009 7:51:54 PM UTC

 

Child Telugu Joke son:nenu school ki vallanu.
mom:endukura
son:pani chestanu.
mom:UKG chadivi emi pani chasthavu ra
son:LKG "girls" ki tution chabutha
By naidu
on 07 December 2009 5:47:24 AM UTC

 

SOFTWARE MOVIES Telugu SMS SOFTWARE MOVIES comming in future;
1. INTLO JAVA, OFFICE LO BAVA
2. "C" VEERUDU, "C++" SUNDHARI
3.NE PASSWORD NAKU THALUSU
4.PROGRAM RADDAM RA
5. KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKAM
By Anil sagar
on 11 November 2009 7:11:15 AM UTC

 

Telugu Comedy SMS manaku telisena vishyamu manaku chepataniki vachi cheputhunte.
manamu ente nuvu chepedi "na sanchi"
By raju
on 06 October 2009 3:51:43 AM UTC

 
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kuwait_raj .
kuwait_raj .
life music

life music

3 years:lalli lalli

9 years:tuniga tuniga

21 years:nakoka girl friend kavali ra

26 years:mem vayasuki vacham

35 years:gurthukosthunnai.

60 years:lahiri lahiri lahirilo...

72 years: ralipoye puvva neeku ragalenduke...

next............

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.no song only music....

dandanaka...

dandanaka...

dandanaka...

dan

28 November 2012 12:23:27 PM UTC

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PREM .
PREM .

andaru beggers........

antha dabbu unna valaina chetilo bocche pattuoni nilabadatharu
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.akado telusa
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pani puri bandi mundu......LOL

27 November 2012 10:26:00 AM UTC

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t.gnana.k .
t.gnana.k .

telugu sms

u r attention pls 12760,CHARMINAR EXPRESS mari koddi nimishalalo 1 va number plotform meedaku vachunu.

entalo oka person plotform meeda nundi railway track meedaku digesadu

maro person atanito railway track meedaku enduku digavu ani adigadu.

appudu aa person eppude kada train plotform meedaku vastundi ani annonce chesaru kada andukani plotform meeda nundi kindaku digesanu ani cheppadanta aa prabuddudu.

24 November 2012 4:17:31 AM UTC

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Trivesh.Ch .
Trivesh.Ch .

think different

Never Search a person whom you want....
Search a person who wants YOU....
Dont care for those who ignore u..

"Care for those who r ignaring others for YOU"

15 November 2012 11:54:46 PM UTC

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Trivesh.Ch .
Trivesh.Ch .

Thought

Without tasting the worst situation,
No One Can Taste The Best Things Of life.
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Dare To Face Anything In Your MYSTERIOUS life !!!!!!!!!

15 November 2012 11:50:13 PM UTC

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Trivesh.Ch .
Trivesh.Ch .

*PERFECT WORDS*

If you dont know, then ask me ?
if you dont Agree, then Argue with me ?
If you dont like, then say 2 me, BUT "then startJudging me Silently"..............

15 November 2012 11:46:02 PM UTC

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niranjani .
niranjani .

BANK

Iam looking for bank which can perform two things for me...Give me a loan..& then leave me alone.

15 November 2012 3:01:51 PM UTC

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Tharunkumarabba .
Tharunkumarabba .

Tharun@ salesman

Tharun: detal soap vundha?
Salesman: vundi sir, enny ivvamantaru?






tharun: soap tho shubram ga kadukkoni kg shugar ivvu.....
Keep smiling

12 November 2012 4:06:08 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

gunday bhadha

nine nitho vunatha kalam bhaganeundi siri.....
kani ninu vidipoyaka telisindi na gunday bhadha..siri
naku "sampada" way ninu vidipoye lover...va
friend va.... chepu siri...

05 November 2012 3:20:30 PM UTC

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chandragiri kalyan .
chandragiri kalyan .

heart touching

-Todays Thought-

"Hard Words Cant Touch any Soft Heart

but

Soft Words Can touch any HARD HEART"

04 November 2012 5:23:29 AM UTC

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jahangeer .
jahangeer .

joke in telugu

Free ga unnava
NEeku oka vishayam chepali
Pakana evaru leru kada
Chala persnal yevarki chepaku plz
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TAJMAHAL AMMUTHA KONTAVA?;-)

31 October 2012 5:51:00 PM UTC

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D.GOWRI SHANKAR .
D.GOWRI SHANKAR .

marrage

lady monkey:amma naku marrage apudu chesthav.
mother monkey:tondara padaku ra alludu sms chaduv tunadu..

26 October 2012 11:58:12 AM UTC

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karthik .
karthik .
joke

joke

son:nenu school ki vallanu.
mom:endukura
son:pani chestanu.
mom:UKG chadivi emi pani chasthavu ra
son:LKG "girls" ki tution chabutha

26 October 2012 10:37:42 AM UTC

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idea Ramesh 9912002026 .
idea Ramesh 9912002026 .

good morning

Antha andamaina puvvaina vaadi poka thappadu..
Antha andamaina Girl aina anti avvaka thappadu..

keep smiling.
idea Ramesh 9912002026 .
idea Ramesh 9912002026 .

good morning

Antha andamaina puvvaina vaadi poka thappadu..
Antha andamaina Girl aina anti avvaka thappadu..

keep smiling.

26 October 2012 2:11:37 AM UTC

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santhosh kumar .
santhosh kumar .

santhosh

1+1=2 my eyes
always wants2 c u, 12+12=24 hrs thinking of u, 6+6=12 months prayng 4 u, but 50+50=100 years i need a sweet frnd.

17 October 2012 2:09:25 PM UTC

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Ajay, 9912008870 .
Ajay, 9912008870 .

nice line by abraham lincoln

If u love somone, "show it" it's better dan telling it,
If u hate somone, "tell it" it's better dan showing it.

15 October 2012 5:02:56 AM UTC

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mee seva lo silli joke... .
mee seva lo silli joke... .

mee seva lo..

custo:sir nadhi chesa ra?
operator:ledu repu chesta..
custo:entira repu chestava repu cheyadaniki eppudu nuvu unte kada ra nee thalli....
oper:aio.... nenannadi aha repu kadu, nee formsnu repu apply chestanannu.

09 October 2012 1:27:37 PM UTC

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Spandana .
Spandana .
Magic...

Magic...

Ramu: Aramy ramu ma nanna chaala masthuga magic chesthadu ra...
Somu: avuna em chesadu
Ramu: Night na pakkana padukuntada tellari lechesariki ma amma pakkana untadu ra
Somu:Mi nanna anthena ma nanna aithe night ma intlo padukuntada produna lechesariki edurintlo nundi vasthadu ra....keep smiling guys....
Kiran Kodhamala .
Kiran Kodhamala .

i'm frnd of you

prathi santosham venuka oka kaaranam untundi kani na santosham venuka ne sneham

05 October 2012 1:53:16 AM UTC

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vishnu .
vishnu .
students&teacher

students&teacher

teacher: revathi nuv le
revathi: lechanu sir
teacher: nuv peddhayyaka am avuthav thalli
revathi: nenu peddhayyaka oka biddaku thallinavtha
teacher: arey ramu nuv le ra
ramu:lechanu sir
teacher: ha nuv cheppu peddhayyaka am avuthav
ramu: nenu peddhayyaka revathi biddaku thandrinav tha sir ha ha ha ha ha.....

04 October 2012 11:52:18 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

RE: RE: Sachinollu

me akka mogullu ra musko be

03 October 2012 6:06:55 AM UTC

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submitted by:thapas .
submitted by:thapas .

TELANGANA NIRASANA

teacher:arey ramu ninna cheppina questions chadivava
ramu:chadivanu teacher.
teacher:sare.what is corrosion?
ramu:telangana vochevaraku nenem cheppanu.....

29 September 2012 9:18:30 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Pallyturu Peddayana

PP : E Bus Daarukaaram Velltundah ?

Prayanikudu : Ah velltundi.

PP : A'la Veltundi ?

Prayanikudu : Yah-Road meda nundi veltundi.

PP : anti a'takarama ?

Prayanekudu : Kadu Daarukaaram.

27 September 2012 7:32:02 AM UTC

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sandeep .
sandeep .

laka laka

chandramukhi chandramukhi s papa
Drinking blood no papa
telling lies no papa
open your mouth laka laka laka...............

08 September 2012 9:20:45 AM UTC

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raju .
raju .

taj

tajmahal kanna andam nuvu nalo teliyani bandam nuvu

03 September 2012 11:13:42 AM UTC

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sripal .
sripal .

chary

hai frnds

27 August 2012 1:31:55 AM UTC

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sripal .
sripal .
kekaaaa........

kekaaaa........

Adi 1970.....

Aug 16 Aadivaaram.....

Ardaraatri.....

12:10 nimushalaku....

oori bayata.....

Smasanam daggara.....

Nakkalu ku..ku..mane samayana......

Oka sangatana jarigindi.

Adi Emitante......

Cheptunnanu vinu....
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Neee...
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Nuvvu
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Telusukoni chesedemundi?

27 August 2012 1:26:49 AM UTC

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kishore  .
kishore .

funny sms

Mugavadu hotel ku velli water kavalani ela aduguthadu?
Guddivadu mangalashop ku velli comb kavalani ela aduguthadu?










Nee bonda mugodu sigalu chesthadu kani guddodu sigalu cheyadu notitho chebuthadu

26 August 2012 8:03:21 AM UTC

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