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20 December 2009 1:07:47 AM UTC in Hindi Jokes and Shayari

Teacher Student School Jokes in Hindi


Teacher Student School Jokes in Hindi are funny jokes about teachers, silly student questions, exams, homework and classrooms. They bring back fond memories about the lighter side of school life.

School Master Student Joke Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:34:29 AM UTC

 

School Kid Joke Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha:

Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu.

Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai?

Ladka: Ab bhago!
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:27:39 AM UTC

 

Hindi School Joke Teacher: jet biman itni jorse kiun sut ta hai?
Student: kiun ki uski lez par aag hai uss lyee.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:45:50 AM UTC

 

Short Teacher Student Hindi School Joke Teacher:haradhon ki 10 ladke kiun hai?
Student:ladki ki asa mein.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:45:37 AM UTC

 

School Joke Teacher: ek common baat bolo to jo sabne jata hai?
Student: khida lagne par khana khata hai.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:43:42 AM UTC

 

Short Teacher Student Joke Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?
Teacher:boka logo ki sath ghurna.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:42:30 AM UTC

 

Student and Teacer Joke Hindi Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?
Teacher:boka logo ki sath ghurna.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:42:14 AM UTC

 

Funny Exam Joke in Hindi Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga?

Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:15:05 AM UTC

 

Hindi Joke about Teacher and Student Teacher: bolo to kya khane par hamari aankhe ki dristi barta hai?

Student: ghas,lotapata ye khane par sir.

Teacher: keya mere sath yarki!!

Student: no sir, jara dhayan par dekho sir garu aur chagol ki ankho par keya aap chasme khayal kara?
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:14:49 AM UTC

 

Short and Funny Teacher Student Joke Teacher: ek student se, bolo to Canada kaha?
Student: sir, pice ki bench par.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:14:31 AM UTC

 

Comical Joke Teacher:tumhare sahas to kam nahi hai,tum exam hall par durbin le kar ayaa.

Student: nahi sir meine to ye dekhne ke le ayea wo iss question par kyea answer likha.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:14:13 AM UTC

 

Silly Student Reply Teacher:boloto tum boro na tumhare baba boro?

Student:meine

Teacher:keyse?

Student:maine to abb sone ke waqt maa ki dudu nahi pita hu magar baba ab vi pita hai.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:13:56 AM UTC

 

Satellite Channel Joke Teacher: bolo to satellite channel dekhne par keya kufal hai?

Student: sir maramari karna prabanata bar jati hai.

Teacher: wo kayse?

Student: sir meine jab vi satellite channel on kya hai meri dady mejhe mara tha.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:13:39 AM UTC

 

Hilarious Joke Teacher: kaun bolna parega, prithibi ki weight kaya hai?

Student:no sir,magar India ki kitni wo meine bolna parunga.

Teacher: opodarth, India ki weight kaha par paya tune?

Student:sir, bara bara truck par likha tha “Samagra India 5 ton”.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:13:14 AM UTC

 

Funny Student Reply Teache: Jib aur Jar bolkar keyaa samajhti ho?

Student: Jib hota hai jo chlne parta hai, jemon gari. Aur Jar wo hota hai jo chalna nahi prata hai, jomon tree.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:12:52 AM UTC

 

Question Answer Joke in Hindi Teacher:kaunsi jinis par hum log chalte waqt sun sakte hai?
Student: radio ke niche 4 chaka lagane par…
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:12:36 AM UTC

 

Joke Teacher: kisiko aab crorepati bolne par wo khusi nahi hota hai kiun?
Student: Dudok ki voi pa kar.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:12:02 AM UTC

 

Short Teacher Student Joke Teacher:Phool ki marma sabse kaun samajhta hai?
Student: Majra poka sir.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:11:53 AM UTC

 

Girl in Class Joke Teacher: mein tumhare baap jaysa,koi problem pe ho to mujhko jarur bolna.
Ladki:sir aap to hamari Bap hai toh hamari Maa kaha hai?
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:11:38 AM UTC

 

Teacher Student Joke Teacher:agle class me tumko “sami ki kabab” paraunga.
Ladki:kya sir, “Swami ki ovab”?
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:11:24 AM UTC

 

School Maths Joke Teacher:Ek gavi ne daily 7ltr dudh deti hay to 1 week mein kitni degi?
Student:42 litre.Friday holyday.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:11:12 AM UTC

 

Innocent Student Joke in Hindi Teacher: bolo chiner prachir kaun vanga hai?
Student: sir believe us, humne use hat vi nahi lagaya.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:10:56 AM UTC

 

Comedy Joke in Hindi Teacher: ek admi 1kg chini lia 60 tk aur dokandar vul karke 100 tk ki not dia.
Ab bolo dokandar ki kitne loss hua?
Student: sir, wo jal not hai.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:10:41 AM UTC

 

Laugh Out Loud Hindi Joke Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?
Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:10:30 AM UTC

 

Silly Teacher Student Joke in Hindi Teacher: tum ek gadha ho.
Student:yes
Teacher: tum ek insane ho
Student: no
Teacher:tum class ki bahar jao.
Student: very good sir.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:10:19 AM UTC

 

Funny Student Joke Teacher: tumhara bap ka na keya hai?
Student: sir, char option do to parunga.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:10:04 AM UTC

 

School Hindi Joke Ek teacher uski dust student ko matha kara raha tha

But uski student very chalu hai, magar padna nahi chahta hai

Teacher: bolo to rohan do kela aur do kela kitne hoti hai?

Rohan: sir (thinking).

Sonia: vaia bolna math sikha raha hai…
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:09:51 AM UTC

 

Silly Student Reply Joke Teacher:2+2 kitne hote hai?

Student: five sir.

Teacher:gadha.

Student:sir mein key gadha hu, meri bap aur bada gadha hay.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:09:28 AM UTC

 

Teacher and Student Funny School Joke Teacher: pada raha hay shilpa, biplod etc.
Aur ek student bohut der so raha hay, ye dekh kar sir pucha

Teacher: kab se tum so raha ho?

Student: sir, jab se ap shilpa,biplob pada raha tha.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:09:02 AM UTC

 

Comedy Teacher Student Joke in Hindi Teacher: ut pakhi ki koiti pa?

Student: sir, 3 ta.

Teacher: kachakachi hua, aur is lie tumko puroskrit kia jata hai.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:08:40 AM UTC

 

School Teacher Joke in Hindi Teacher: kabhi poschim side  me presab math kaarna.

Ek din ek choti ladky poschim side  me presab kar rahi hai, tab teacher uske pice mara

Aur kaha kiun tum us tarah presab kar rahi ho?
Kuch din bad wo teacher bhi poschim dik mein presab karne laga.

Ladky: sir aaj to ap us tarah presab kar rahi hay.

Teacher: mein to mere lingo ghura dena parti hu. Keya tumhara vi ghurti hay?
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:08:22 AM UTC

 

Teacher Student Maths Joke in Hindi Teacher: kela 1 Rs. Hole 15 Rs. Me kitni hali kela paoge tum? 
Student: 1 Rs. Hali kela? Apki ass mein dhuka denge.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:08:01 AM UTC

 
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sanjay kumar &arun  jawla @amit kumar .
sanjay kumar &arun jawla @amit kumar .

love story

dil chup juban khamosh ye aakhe aaj nam kyo hai jab use paya hi nahi to use khone ka gam kyo hai

29 September 2012 4:53:24 PM UTC

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Arihant surana ho gaya purana .
Arihant surana ho gaya purana .

gandhi ji ka love letter

Gandhi ji apni shadi ke paheala apni patni ko love leter liketa hain:-I love u tumhara bapu

20 September 2012 4:28:47 AM UTC

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jamuna

joke teacher:what are you reading? student:madam i am comedy book reading. teacher:ho name of comedy book? teacher:what?

07 September 2012 1:14:57 PM UTC

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jyggh .
jyggh .

bank manager

manager-tum yaha kyo so rahe ho
santa-yaha par likha hai sone par loan melaga

06 September 2012 7:44:37 AM UTC

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Anzar Khan .
Anzar Khan .

Funny Lallu

Lawyer to Lalu: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "

Funny Lalu : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"

27 August 2012 9:16:33 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

silly joke.

teacher - bataooo jiss question ka answer kya he..
student - pata hain..
teacher - ok phir batao kya he..
student - kuch samaj me nahi aa raha he.....hey mamu kya hera phiri hain re..

29 July 2012 12:25:04 AM UTC

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bhat aadil .
bhat aadil .
santa sms

santa sms

Ek baar santa zor se saans le raha tha

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To kya santa saans nahi lesakta har baat pe mazaak samajhke rakha hai

22 July 2012 12:39:27 AM UTC

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ZUBAIR ANSARI .
ZUBAIR ANSARI .

Teacher vs student LADAAAAI.

Student ki hui teacher se ladai,,,,,,
Teacher ne ki student ki pitaai,,,,,,,,
Student ka garam hua khoon.....
Gaya kabristaan aur teacher ka photo tang kar
likh diya......................!!!!!!!!
COMING SOON

21 June 2012 9:47:10 PM UTC

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ananya .
ananya .

joke

teacher:pappu tumhare pas five rupees hai aur tum five rupees apne papa se lete ho,to kitne paise hua tumhare pas batao?

pappu:five rupees. kyunki mere papa paise hi nahi denge kyunki wo bahut kanjooos hai.

26 May 2012 10:05:17 AM UTC

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