09 September 2009 8:20:47 AM UTC in Jokes

Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher Student Jokes is a collection of funny school jokes, academic jokes and funny stuff about silly students and teachers. Some jokes are from the mouth of kids; their innocent questions and answers brings a smile while other are about students giving silly and stupid answers.

Funny Teacher Student Joke

Teacher :What happened in 1809?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1819?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

Maths Joke

A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?

The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students'

Hilarious Student and Teacher Joke

Teacher asked, If I saw a man beating a dog and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?

The student replied: BROTHERLY LOVE

Dumb Student Joke

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.

Sudent: Sorry my mom wouldnt let me go so far.

Funny Joke

The teacher asked, 'Give me an example of Coincidence?'

Student replied, My mom and dad got married on the same date.

Silly Teacher Student Joke

Teacher: How old is your dad.

Student: He is as old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.

Hilarious Teacher Comedy

Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?

Student: Bamba'lakkadi Jimba.

Teacher: I dont understand anything you said.

Student: Same here.

Teacher Student Jokes The maths teacher asked Little Billy "If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a
loan, how many pounds would you still have?".
"Twenty" came the reply.
"How so?" enquired the teacher.
"Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn't mean I am going to".

A schoolteacher sent a letter to all parents after day one of the new term which said “If you can promise that you will not believe all that your child says goes on at school, I will promise you that I won't believe all that your child says goes on at home".

A young boy was teaching mathematics to a young girl, saying that this was his good deed. He kissed her; he then kissed her again; he kissed her a third time adding "There, thats addition". She silently gave him the kisses back sweetly saying " So that will be
substraction?". They then kissed each other at the same time. Both smiled and said together " That's multiplication.” Just at that moment, the young girls father arrived. He kicked him for two blocks exclaiming "That's long division".

By (anonymous)
on 30 August 2010 11:14:23 AM UTC


karthikeyan TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".

PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."

PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?


TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

By karthikeyan
on 23 March 2010 11:43:54 PM UTC


School Joke Teacher: Which is your native place?

Rahul: Maharashtra m'aam.

Teacher: Can you spell it?

Rahul: Actually my native place is goa.
By meenakshi
on 15 March 2010 12:47:28 AM UTC


Exam Hall Joke sir : if any dought ask me

student : sir, in question paper question is there but in answer paper no answer is there
By Stalin Mumbai
on 23 February 2010 9:25:25 PM UTC


Mathematics Teacher Student Joke Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have?
Student: 5
Teacher: How?
Student: I have a dog in my house now.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:24:53 AM UTC


Maths Mother Joke Teacher: Suppose, you have 2$. You asked your mother for one more. How many would you have then?
Student: 2$
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because my mother won’t give me any.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:24:23 AM UTC


Maths Joke Teacher: If your father and mother both give you 50$, what you will get?
Student: A new video game.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:24:05 AM UTC


Silly Student Teacher: Tell me a way to prevent a disease which is caused by biting insects.
Student: Don’t get bitten by them.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:23:50 AM UTC


Ridiculous Joke Teacher: Suppose, you have a box which contains a 10 foot snake...
Student: But Sir, snakes don’t have feet.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:23:21 AM UTC


Teacher Funny Comedy Student: I don’t think I deserve Zero in this answer paper.
Teacher: Agreed. You deserve -1.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:23:01 AM UTC


College Joke Teacher: You are late today Mike.
Mike: Sir, I obeyed a sign.
Teacher: What sign?
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:22:31 AM UTC


Student School Joke Teacher: You promised me to submit me a paragraph, right?

Student: Yes Sir.

Teacher: And I also promised that if you fail to submit it, I will punish you, right?

Student: Yes Sir, so it will be fair if you break your promise too.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:21:56 AM UTC


Silly PJ Joke Teacher: I think you are chewing gum.
John: No Sir, I am John Smith.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:21:07 AM UTC


Funny Teacher Joke After answering correct, the teacher said, 'Smith, tell me an important incident which never happened before within ten years'.

Smith: I answered correct today.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:20:52 AM UTC


Funny Teacher Student Joke Teacher: Gwen, come here and point out Africa from this globe.

Gwen: here

Teacher: Correct! John, who discovered Africa?

Class: Gwen!!
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:19:02 AM UTC


Laugh Out Loud Joke Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge. You have to take one of them. Which one you should choose?

Student: Money.

Teacher: I would have taken knowledge. But why do you take money?

Student: I have the lack of money that’s why. You have the lack of knowledge. That’s why
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:18:17 AM UTC


Laugh Out Loud Joke Teacher: Sir, why doctors wear a mask when they do an operation?

Student: For safety. If the patient dies, others can’t find out who did the operation.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:17:31 AM UTC


Innocent Kid Student Joke A new student came to the class. After asking his name the teacher said,
'What does your father do?'

Student: Whatever Mom says.

By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:16:56 AM UTC


Student Timing Joke Teacher: Suppose, you have 4 coins in your pocket and there is a hole in the pocket. All the four coins fall down from that hole. What will you have in your pocket?

Student: A hole.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:16:27 AM UTC


Teacher Student PJ Math teacher: Tell me Jenny, if a milkman mixes 2 litres water and 1 liter milk, he will get 3 litres. What will happen if he mixes 6 litres of water and 3 litres milk?

Jenny: I am not a milkman, how can I solve it?
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:16:03 AM UTC


Teacher Student Joke Teacher is explaining to the student,
'if you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be easy for you.'

Student: but sir, if it happens to you, we shouldn’t help you.

Teacher: why?

Student: because you don’t have any hair.

By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:14:26 AM UTC


Comedy Joke Teacher: Robin, I always see that when I start teaching in the class, you always talk with your friends.

Robin: But Sir, I don’t talk when I sleep.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:13:53 AM UTC


Funny Teacher Student Joke Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia?
Student: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia.

By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:13:24 AM UTC


Teacher Student Exam Shop Ben got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said,

I hope you will do the same in the next exam.'

Ben: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle’s printing shop next time.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:13:10 AM UTC


Innocent Student Joke Opening the book in the class, the teacher asked, 'So, where were we?'

Student: In this class, Sir.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:12:38 AM UTC


Silly Student PJ Teacher: Why does sea water tastes like salt?
Student: Maybe a ship of salt sinked a long time ago.

By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:12:13 AM UTC


Outspoken Student Joke Teacher: Ron, your handwriting is very bad. You will suffer in the future.
Ron: Don’t worry Sir. I will be a typist.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:11:32 AM UTC


Funny Student Joke Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land.

Student: Frog.

Teacher: Another example.

Student: Another frog.

By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:11:15 AM UTC


Clever Students Jon and Ron are brothers. Their teacher told them to write an essay about Dog. After checking the essays the teacher said,

'Why both the essays are the same?'

Ron: Sir, our pet dog is same.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:10:56 AM UTC


Clever Student Joke Teacher: Tom! I know you are bad at spelling. That’s why I told you to write down this sentence 10 times. Why did you write only 4 times?

Tom: Sir, I am bad at math too.
By (anonymous)
on 04 December 2009 11:10:30 AM UTC


Student Vs. Teacher Teacher :Eanda, naan paadam nadathum podhu, enna ketkama avan veliya poran?

Student:Sir! avanuku thukathula nadakura viyaathi iruku sir....!
HOD: ...?
By (anonymous)
on 15 November 2009 8:16:45 PM UTC


Funny Student Joke Maths mis: A=B, B=C, So A=C.
Prove this method with example.

Student: Mis, I love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter,
Thats all mis
By (anonymous)
on 11 November 2009 8:22:47 AM UTC


Funny Kid Kid: My teacher has gone crazy Mom.
Mother: Why do you think so?
Kid: Yesterday he said that 3 times 4 is 12. Today he is saying that 12 is 6 times 2.
By (anonymous)
on 01 November 2009 8:10:58 AM UTC


Funny Student Student A: My teacher caned me for something I didnt do?
Student B: Thats so bad.
Student A: Well, I didnt do my homework.
By (anonymous)
on 01 November 2009 7:42:11 AM UTC




Krishna .
Krishna .

it's to funny:))

RADHA: Kabhi ram banke kabhi sham banke chale ana......
KRISHNA: Okkkk per Q?
RADHA: Janu roj roj ek hi getup me aaoge todad pehchan lenge na.....:)):))

28 November 2012 6:07:06 AM UTC

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Tahalia .
Tahalia .

funny joke

Student: Sir i dont have no pencil.
Teacher: I dont have A pencil.
Student: That makes two of us than.

28 November 2012 3:34:42 AM UTC

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sana ,mehnaz .
sana ,mehnaz .

students stuff

exams=socha na tha
question paper=na tum jano na hum
maths 2=asambhav
maths 1=mission impossible
1st semester =kuch to hai
2nd semester=yeh kya ho raha hai
distinction=kal ho na ho
1st class=raju ban gaya gentlemen
2nd class=dil mange more
fail=phir milenge

24 November 2012 4:09:32 PM UTC

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Nidhi .
Nidhi .


If Samsung and Apple merges together, the new company will be known as


One more please,

If Google and eBay merges, then the new company will be known as


24 November 2012 10:49:35 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

funny joke

Math Time
Teacher:if I have 2 apples on my left hand and 1
apple on my right hand.what do i have?

(student raises hand)
Teacher:What is the answer?

Student:a big hand ma'am

(other students laugh)

21 November 2012 10:00:20 PM UTC

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H khan .
H khan .

What will you say?

Amir:(saying to nadir)app aik aisy larki ko jo kali aur behri ho english mai kya kaho gai?
Nadir:its very easy"Blackberry"

19 November 2012 5:17:45 PM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Funny Student

Teacher asks to pupil :

- Who is the first man to have stepped on the
Moon ?

- Sir,aren't you ashamed that you don't know
this ?

15 November 2012 8:45:55 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .


A man saw his face in the mirror and told arree yeh toh vahee kammeena hai jo meri shaadi ke alum me meri biwi keh saatthh kada tha.

11 November 2012 12:27:09 PM UTC

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yasin nurhussen .
yasin nurhussen .

pregnant girl with her boy friend

A boy and his pregnant girl friend go to hospital:
Doctor:what can i help you guys?
Boy:I am going to tell you something Dr.
Doctor:go ahead tell me
Boy:I click her,then she save something,so can you delete it please?

09 November 2012 4:28:19 PM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .



06 November 2012 6:09:26 PM UTC

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03 November 2012 4:25:07 PM UTC

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mani and madhu .
mani and madhu .

mani and teacher

teacher:"why are you late"
mani:"there was a man who lost a 100$ note"
teacher:"that's nice.were you helping him look for it?"
mani:"no,i was standing on it."

01 November 2012 4:00:13 PM UTC

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Daniel Pishdad .
Daniel Pishdad .

Just Plain Mean

Teacher: Owen, has anybody ever told you that you were smart?

Owen: yes

Teacher: well they were lying

01 November 2012 5:24:07 AM UTC

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shipra singh 9-c (dps hapur) .
shipra singh 9-c (dps hapur) .

laugh out laugh jokes

Teacher:where was u?
STUDENT:In the washroom.
teacher:why r u so afraid?
student:i saw a lion in the washroom.
teacher:then what happened?
teacher:then i said to lion that aapn karlo mere to nikakl gaye.

27 October 2012 4:11:09 AM UTC

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Aviral .
Aviral .


Teacher: who was Alexander.
Student: he was a man.

21 October 2012 5:59:50 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

best joke

Teacher-oye madarchod
Students- sir bhenki lund

20 October 2012 2:03:40 PM UTC

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Eliza Spooner  .
Eliza Spooner .
Ha ha ah aha

Ha ha ah aha

When a Teacher Tells you to get out of the room

19 October 2012 4:36:06 PM UTC

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Eliza Spooner  .
Eliza Spooner .


Someone in class makes someone laugh

Teacher: Do you think it is funny

Student: Yeah, otherwise i wouldn't be laughing

19 October 2012 4:28:26 PM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .


teacher : what we learning about today
student : star ships
teacher : what are they meant to do
student : meant to fly
teacher : what do u do when you are answering a question
student : hands up and touch the sky

19 October 2012 4:18:58 PM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

wants a glass of water

a boy in bed sings out to his father "daddy i want a glass of water the father says "go back to bed five minutes later he says "daddy i want a drink of water". his dad said go back to bed. so 5 minute later he says again daddy i want a drink of water. the dad says go back to bed or ill come in and slap you. then the son says daddy when you comes in to slap me can you give me a glass of water

19 October 2012 12:08:18 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

math joke

teacher: if i had $2 and dropped $2 what would i have?

student: 2$

teacher: why

student: well you will pick it up won't you

19 October 2012 12:02:00 AM UTC

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sowmya .
sowmya .

ha ha

teacher;what is your father name tell in english language?
student;temple steps water king
teacher;what i can't understand?
student;my father name in telugu is gudimetla gangaraju
(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .


Boy: What is the cost ofthis book

Book Seller:This book cost you 50 rs and will give you 50 PERCENT if you study from this book

Boy:Give me then two books

13 October 2012 3:36:10 PM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

ridiculous student lol

teacher - tell me the chemical formula for water
student - HIJKLMO!!!!!
teacher - what????
student - mam,yesterday you only told it is
H to O!!!

12 October 2012 3:11:32 PM UTC

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