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19 December 2009 4:05:39 AM UTC in Punjabi Jokes and SMS

Punjabi Shayari SMS and Jokes


Punjabi Shayari SMS and Jokes is a collection of Ounjabi Shayari, sms text messages and other funny teasing and text messages in Punjabi.

Teasing SMS Joke in Punjabi Tere jiha is dharti te koi ave taan rab toh shikayat honi.
tere jiha is dharti te koi ave taan rab toh shikayat honi.
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ik taan jhel lita ik hor aya taan kyamat honi.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:57:36 AM UTC

 

Rude Insult SMS Joke Punjabi 2 bewkoof mere sapne wich aa ke kehan lage,
asi samajhdar bandiya nu tang karna h,
me tera nam le dita.
bewkoof: eh! eh taan sada sardar h.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:57:20 AM UTC

 

Smart Punjabi SMS Sohna..
changa..
pyara..
sacha..
samajhdar.
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me janda haan mere kol eh sab h.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:57:03 AM UTC

 

Friend SMS Rab to bike mangi taan car diti,
appartment mangya taan bangla dita,
ik dost mangya taan tu dita,
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sab thik kita bas eh aakhri var hi dokha kyu kita:-)

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:56:34 AM UTC

 

I love you SMS in Punjabi Bottle wich daru toh jyada,
rasgule wich ras toh jyada,
pakistan wich corruption toh jyada,
delhi waliyan de dil toh jyada,
me kehna chanda haan
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I LOVE YOU.:-)

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:55:58 AM UTC

 

Teasing SMS Comedy Joke Hi, kithe ho ? kine der toh vekh riha haan ,
jaldi aa, te tyari kar k ana.
is var v competion tu hi jitna h.
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aaj gadhiyan(donkey) da fashion show chal riha h.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:55:41 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Love SMS Wakt jiven jiven niklega asi bhikhar javange,
kon janda h asi kithe javange,
me tuhada sya haan yad rakhna,
jithe tanhai mile uthe me nazar awanga.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:55:22 AM UTC

 

Punjabi SMS Joke ik var rab dharti te a ke daru peen lgya,
10 botllan pee k,
dekhe wala: tuhanu chadti kyu nhi?
me rab haan.
Dekhe wal hasda hoya le chad gyi sale nu hun.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:35:03 AM UTC

 

Good Night SMS Punjabi Good night ji,
ki soch rahe ho savere savere? purana sms aya h ?.. raat bhejiya hona?
nahi hune bhejiya h,
kyu?
Q da ki matlab mera mobile jado mera dil karega uddon sms karanga,
le phar naal hi happy new year. :-)
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:34:25 AM UTC

 

Funny Punjabi Shayari Jado tera khayal na avey dil udas ho jana h,
so v nhi sakde,
chalo ae das devo tusi v,
suna ena hi yad karde ho ?
ke udaan hi roz batti jihi kad ke jlande rehnde ho.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:34:07 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Funny Sayari Main khazal tere piche,
tu khazal kise hor de piche,
koi hor khazal kise hor de piche,
asi sare khazal agey piche.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:33:49 AM UTC

 

Exam SMS Shayari Samunder jiha syllabus h,
Nadi jihe padh pande h,
balti jiha yad rehnda h,
mug jiha likh k aunde h,
chullu jihe number aunde h,
te akhir ch use wich doob ke mar jande h.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:31:39 AM UTC

 

SMS Joke Kash eh faasle na hunde, kash ye duriyan na hund, kash me te tu naal hunde,

taan

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taan

taan
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mere sms karan de Paise bach jandeā€¦


By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:30:59 AM UTC

 

Funny SMS Punjabi 1 munda 1 kuri de naal baitha si,
2je din 2ji kuri de naal,
3je din 3ji kuri de naal,
4th din kise nvi kuri de naal,
is toh ki samjhe: kuriyan badal jand hain,munde nahi badalde.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:30:30 AM UTC

 

SMS Joke Punjabi Lakhi:piyo edhar aa.

Mom:putt piyo nu izat nal bulaida hai.

Lakhi: piyo izat naal edhar aa ja.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:30:00 AM UTC

 

Mobile Phone SMS Joke Punjabi Santa:ik meeting wich gya, uthe likhya si Don't use mobile here,

Banta:ne phone kad ke sab nu bol dita,hune mainu call na karo.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:27:29 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Shayari SMS Santa di sayri : kise di aankhan wich dub jan nu jee chanda hai,
kise di aankhan wich dub jan nu jee chanda hai,
fer yad aya swimming kithe andi hai.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:22:42 AM UTC

 

Teasing and Insulting SMS in Punjabi Bandar di dhi: papa me v shaadi karni hai,

Bandar: dhi sabar kar, dulha hune sms padh riha hai,
je padh ke hash piya taan samajh lyi rihta pka.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:22:28 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Goodnight SMS Raat ho gayi.
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BUTTON daban toh hun suraj nhi nikalan wala, chup kar ke so ja. GN
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:22:04 AM UTC

 

Girlfriend SMS Girlfriend nu chup karan da tarika
ik bewkoof usnu kahega "chup ho ja"
te ik samajhdar kahega,
jado tere honth band rehnde hai taan tu badi sohni lagdi hai

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:21:33 AM UTC

 

Teasing Aeroplane SMS in Punjabi Aeroplane aa riha hai, vekh
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Aasman wich vekhna chaida si,mobile wich kade aeroplane aanda hai ki.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:20:19 AM UTC

 

Girlfriend SMS in Punjabi ik munda si, te usdi ik girlfriend si,
munde da naa santa si,
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niche k vekh riha hai hun santa di gf v nahi so sakdi?
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:19:58 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Joke Funny SMS Ladki :ki tu apni photo bhej sakda hai hune?
badi jaruri hai!
badi serious gal hai!
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me taash khel riha haan te joker gum ho gya!
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:19:43 AM UTC

 

Laugh Out Loud SMS in Punjabi Duniya wich kine network ho gaye.
fer v ik network sirf tere karan chalda hai.
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cartoon network.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:18:13 AM UTC

 

Hilarious Punjabi SMS Joke Me pagal hoon,
me gadha hoon,
me nalayak hoon,
me ullu hoon,
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aram nal bol ethe tak awaj aa rahi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:16:26 AM UTC

 

Pujabi James Bond SMS Joke Tu 60 james bond ka brabar hai, dekh kaise?
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60*007=420.
or tere toh vda 420 koi hai nahi.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:16:08 AM UTC

 

Funny Girls SMS in Punjabi 1960 kudiya: Maa me ghar toh bahar jana h?
Maa : Nahin dhiye loki wekh lenge,

1990 kudiya: Maa me jeans pani hai?
Maa : nahi dhiye, loki ki khange.

2010 kudiya: Maa me mini skirt pani hai?
Maa : Pa le dhiye kuch taan pa le.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:09:54 AM UTC

 

Punjabi SMS Fun Mahino cho koi ik tarikh chuno?
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te kam to kam us tarikh nu nha lya karo :-)
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:08:59 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Joke SMS Sardiya suru ho gyi hai,Dekho ik samajhdar aadmi kiwe nahayega?

oo sise de age khda hoyega, pani sise te sutega te kahega "CHAK DE FATTE, aj pher nha lita".
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:08:28 AM UTC

 

Punjabi SMS Insult Joke Ik nva msg jo hune tak nahi aya?
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niche ki vekh rahe ho?
kiha na jo hune tak nahi aya.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:07:30 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Santa Banta SMS Santa : ik nva mobile kharidda hai,
Banta : oye eh sentmsg ki hunda hai,
Santa : jehde msg which khusbu aandi hai oo sent msg hunda hai.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 4:06:46 AM UTC

 
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amit singh  love mai ( india)amitfnd01@gmail.com .
amit singh love mai ( india)amitfnd01@gmail.com .
bewaffa main nahin tum nikli

bewaffa main nahin tum nikli

"girl my gf"
tum ne kaha tha miloge har
kidki har darwaaze ke peeche,
har ik mere andaaz ke andaaze ke peeche
bewaffa itne nikle
aye bhi na mere janaaze ke peeche.

"boy me"
tumne kaha tha milogi har
khidki har darwaaze ke peeche,
har ik mere andaaz ke andaaze ke peeche
bewaffa main nahin tum nikli mud ke bhi na dekha,
ik aur janaaza tha tumhare janaaze ke peeche.......

18 November 2012 6:29:02 AM UTC

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amit singh .
amit singh .
Tu meray Dil , meray  Guroor

Tu meray Dil , meray Guroor

Tu meray Dil kay Kareeb hay,
tu meray Khaab ke Tabeer hay.
meri haar Baat main, meri Chahat main,
Har Taraf har Jagah, tera hi Saath hay
hoon Akeyla to kya huwa lekin,
tu mere Dil ke to Aas-pass hay.
Rona nahi ata mujhe kyon ki,
tu meri Khushi ki Buniyad hay.
nahi Bhata koi Chehara mujhe,
teri Sedge ka mujhay Khumar hay,
hoon main Magroor kehtay hein Sab
Mujhay to bus tumhara Guroor hay.

18 November 2012 6:21:53 AM UTC

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arsh .
arsh .

kudiya

sayad tusi munde ho koi par jehdia kudiya te ene comment
kite ne sms banye.ne munde v bewafa hunde ho mundiya
te v likho

17 November 2012 2:53:04 PM UTC

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ROHIT SINGLA .
ROHIT SINGLA .
rEAL TIPS OF LIFE

rEAL TIPS OF LIFE

REAL TIPS OF LIFE:
ZINDAGI EK CANDLE HAI ENJOY KARO!WARNA JAL TO RAHI HI H.....KHATAM TOWAISE B HO HI JAYEGI

05 November 2012 4:25:02 PM UTC

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chota linda .
chota linda .

linda and tati and pad

i am tati and linda

06 October 2012 10:48:01 AM UTC

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National Flower

ek angrez si ek muslman si ek nepali si te ek jatt si angrez ne muslman tu pushia tuhada national flower kehda hai ta musalman ne kya kya kamal ta angrez kehnda le ohde nal asi tatti saff karde ha fir osne nepali nu pushia tuhda n.f. kheda hai ta ohne kya rose ta angrez ne kya le ohde te ta asi tatti karde ha phir jatt tu pushia ta jatt ne kya sada n.f. kaktase hai salia hun punj ke veka.

17 July 2012 9:52:25 PM UTC

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sajan .
sajan .

National Flower

ek angrez si ek muslman si ek nepali si te ek jatt si angrez ne muslman tu pushia tuhada national flower kehda hai ta musalman ne kya kya kamal ta angrez kehnda le ohde nal asi tatti saff karde ha fir osne nepali nu pushia tuhda n.f. kheda hai ta ohne kya rose ta angrez ne kya le ohde te ta asi tatti karde ha phir jatt tu pushia ta jatt ne kya sada n.f. kaktase hai salia hun punj ke veka.

17 July 2012 9:50:42 PM UTC

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ravi .
ravi .

Flower

ek angrez si ek muslman si ek nepali si te ek jatt si angrez ne muslman tu pushia tuhada national flower kehda hai ta musalman ne kya kya kamal ta angrez kehnda le ohde nal asi tatti saff karde ha fir osne nepali nu pushia tuhda n.f. kheda hai ta ohne kya rose ta angrez ne kya le ohde te ta asi tatti karde ha phir jatt tu pushia ta jatt ne kya sada n.f. kaktase hai salia hun punj ke veka.

17 July 2012 9:45:21 PM UTC

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Vijay kumar  .
Vijay kumar .

Girlfrndzz shyari..

Khat Likhya he yaar apne nu,
asi dil da kaagaz Tukda bna ditta,
Ungli vadd ke kalam teyaar kitti,
vich tupka hanjuan da pa ditta,
Tu sannu yaad kren ya na kren ,
but saanu teri yaad ne rula ditta.

From vijay
+977-9817304396
(Nepal) pardesi munda

30 June 2012 2:35:28 AM UTC

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jagjeet ucha ladhana .
jagjeet ucha ladhana .

3rd person and two lovers

3prsn- can i say u some thing
2 lovers- please tusi sada table shad k apne table te ja k gal kro jo krni a,sanu tang na karo.
3prsn- ki gal fukreo, tohadey table te roaming pendi a..

15 June 2012 12:59:04 AM UTC

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Jeet bhatia .
Jeet bhatia .

punjabi

tere darshan kite bina na jee lagda mera, khoobsurat husan hai sanu thagda tera, tenu mile bina mera haal anokha ho janda, menu tere bina aitwaar kadna aokha ho janda

03 June 2012 12:38:05 AM UTC

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