Funny Malayalam Jokes

Comedy Malayalam Joke
Manthri prasangikkanethiyappol sadassil aarumilla. Kshubhithanaaya manthri bharavahiyodu: Njan meetingil pankedukkunna karyam ningal pathrathilonnum koduthirunnille?

Bharavaahi: sathyamaayum illa saar.. Pakshe aalukal enganeyo akkaryam manatharinjenna thonnunnathu!

Short and Funny Malayalam Joke
Thirumandanayirunnu james. Ayaal pattalathil chernnu. Ayaale train cheyyan kure kashtappettu. Oru divasam firinginayi thokku Jamesinu koduthu.

Athu thirichum marichum nokkiyittu james: Ithinte munvasam etha? Engottu thiricha vedi vakkendathu?

Trainer: Engottu thirichu vedi vachalum rajyathinu prayojanappedum!

Stupid Joke
Cigarette valikkunna babuvinodu thengu kayattakkaran Gopalan: Sigarattinte valippam polumillatha nee ee cheruppathile sigarattu valikkunnoda?

Babu: Thenginte athra valippamundayittano chettan thengil kerunnathu?

Magic Joke
Oru magic kaaran paripaadikkidayil oru vaal eduthu vizhungi. Ennittu kaanikale velluvilichu. ‘Ithupole oru vidya aarkkengilum kaanikkamo?’

Prekshakarkkidayil undayirunna Raju ithukandu oru parakkalleduthu vizhungi. Ennittu magic kaarane velluvilichu. ‘Ningalkku ithupole cheyyamo?’

Magic kaaran tholvi sammathichu. Ennittu chodichu: Ningal evidunna ee magic padichathu?

Raju: Ithu magic onnumalla. Njan divasavum rationariyude chora unnunnathu!

Short Malayalam Joke
Manthravadi: ningalude prasnangal maaran randu naalkkalikale bali nalkanam.

Paramu: Naalkkalikale kittan prayaasamaa… pakaram oru ettukaali mathiyo?

Joke
Madyapichu roadiloode pattumpaadi pokunna Josephinodu palliyilachan: Josephe ithu mosamaanu ketto.
Joseph: Ithilum nalla pattu enikkariyillacho.

Reality Show Joke
Reality showyude audition nadakkunnu. Pankedukkanethiya oru kuttiyodu judge: Kuttikku padanariyamo?
Kutti: Illa
Judge: Dance ariyamo?
Kutti: Illa
Judge: Pinnenthina ingottu vannathu?
Kutti: Elimination roundel njan bhabgiyayi karanjolam saar.

Mallu Joke
Chhondayumayi nilkkunna Abdukkayodu kootukaran: Entha ikka choondayidathe palathil kayari nilkkunnathu?

Abdukka: Njammalu mazha varan kathhu nilakkayado. Mazha vannal nanayathirikkan meenukalellam koodi ee palathinadiyil kayari nilkkum… Appol pidikkan eluppamalle!

Malayalam Joke
Sasi jothsyanodu: njanoralodu kurachu panam kadam chodikkan povukaya… Kittumonnu ganichu parayanam.

Jothsyan: Kittum, dhairyamayi chodicholoo..
Sasi: Enkil enikku oru aayiram roopa tharu… aduthayazhcha tharam!

Funny Malayalam Joke
Narayanan abdhavasal motor cycle odichethiyathu smasanathil.
Narayan: Ithentha road niraye speed breakerso? Ini ee vazhiyilla.

Girlfriend Joke
Yuvavu daivathodu: Daivame neeyenikku vedan nalkoo..
Dukham nalkoo…
Tension nalkoo…
Ente jeevitham nasippikkoo…
Ente jeevitham kashtappadukal kondu nirakkoo…

Daivam: Otta vakkil paranjal pore; ninakkoru ‘girlfriend’ venam, athrayalleyullu

Cow Joke
Veettamma: Kurachu divasamayi kittunna paalil niraye vellamanallo?

Paalkkaran: Ippol vellappokkamalle kochamme, kazhuthattam vellathila pasu nilkkunnathu.

General Malayalam Joke
Pallyilachan: Entha josephe, bharyaye purathu nirthiyittu nee ottakku?

Joseph: Achanalle kazhinjayazhcha paranjathu ini varumpol ororutharum avaravarude kurisu purathu vakkanamennu.

Office Joke
Rajan (Bhikshakkaranodu): Ningalkku nanamaville ingane bhiksha yachichu nadakkan?

Bhikshakkaran: Pinne ee thozhilinu oru office thurannu vakkan pattumo saare

Birthday Joke
Bhikshakkaran kochammayodu: Amme… vallathum tharane…laddu, jilebi, cake… madhuramulla vallathum tharane

Kochamma: Athenthina madhuramullathu?
Bhikshakaran: Innu ente birthday aanu.

Comedy Joke in Malayalam
Sukumaran Jothsanodu: Enikku muppathanchu vayassayittum kalyanam nadakkathathentha jothsyare?

Jothsyan: Ningalude jathakathil anpathu vayassuvare durithangalonnum undavillenna! Athu kazhinje kalyanam nadakkoo.

Funny Joke
Bhaskaran goorkhayodu: Ella masavum 25 roopa vachu vangikkondu pokunnathinu oru kuravumilla. Innale ente veettil kallan kayariyappol thante podi polum ee bhagathonnum kandillallo.

Goorkha: Ee areayile moshtavu enikku oru veedinu nooru roopa vacha tharunnathu saare.

Joke
Aakasavaniyude ezhuthupettiyil kettathu: Eeyideyayi aakasavani nilavaramulla oru paripadi polum prakshepanam cheyyunnilla ennu Kuttappan Kannoru ninnu ezhuthiyirikkunnu.

Marupadi: Manya srothavu njangalude ‘kampolanilavaram’ paripadi kettittundavilla ennu karuthunnu.

Kitchen Joke
Lotteriyadicha yachakanodu bharya: Ee panam kondu enthanu cheyyanuddesikkunnathu?
Yachakan: Nalloru veedu paniyanam. Nalla sit-out, nalla bed-room, nalla bath-room, valiya TV, hall…

Bharya: Appol adukkala vende?

Yachakan: Namukkenthinadee adukkala? Irannuthanne thinnal pore?

Humorous Mallu Joke
Oru announcementil kettathu:
Ee naadinte ponnomana puthranu… pattinippavangalude chihnamaaya ‘Vimanam’ adayaalathil vote rekhappeduthi vijyippikkanamennu abhyarthikkunnu.

Neighbours Joke
Nalini ayalkkariyaya Ramaniyodu: Ennodu vazhakkundakkiyal ninte veetilekku njan nayaye vidum.

Ramani: Ente veettil naay illennu karuthi neeyangane ahangarikkanda. Njanente bharthavine vidum..

Mallu Joke
Ramesanu kure pasukkalundayirunnu. Ramesan avayeyellam vilkkan theerumanichu. Vangan vannayal: ee pasuvinu entha vila?

Ramesan: Irupathinayiram roopa… anchu varshathinidayil oru thavanaye prasavikkoo…

Vannayal: Appurathu nilkkunna aa pasuvino?
Ramesan: Ayyayiram roopa… varshathil oru thavana prasavikkum.

Vannayal: Nge! Athu kollamallo! Anchu varshathil orikkal mathram prasavikkunnathinu enthina kooduthal vilayittirikkunnathu?
Ramesan: swabhaga gunavum nammal pariganikkande chetta?

Short Malayalam Joke
Pradeep kainottakkaranodu: Chetta, sameepabhaviyil enikkenthu sambhivikkumennu pettennonnu paranjatte.

Kainottakkaran: Kaiyile cheliyum podiyum vachu nokkumpol sameepabhaviyil choriyum chirangum undakanulla sadhyatha.

Comedy Joke
Malayaliyaya gunda thalavan marichu yamalokathethiyappol yamadharman:
Nee pathu pere konnittille. Athukondu ninneyivite iruttarayiladakkan nam kalpikkunnu.

Gunda thalavan: Keralathile power cutinidayil jeevicha enikku iruttara oru prasnamalla prabho…

Hilarious Malayalam Joke
Maramvettukaranaaya Rajanodu Veettudama: Thanenthu paniya ee kaanichathu? Veedinte mukalilekkanodo maram murichidunnathu?

Rajan: Kalithozhuthinum Kozhikkoodinum kedonnum pattathe maram murikkanamennalle muthalali paranjathu?

Funny Malayalam Joke
Maruthva malayumayi parakkunna hanumante padam kanda mesan: ho, enthu midukkan panikkarana.
Ivane enikku kittiyal nannayirunnu. Chattiyillatheyalle mannumayi pokunnathu!

Dog Joke
Ramya Dhanyayodu: Aasupathriyil kidakkunna ammayi ammayute atuthekku ninte patti pokumennu nee innale paranjathu sariyanennu manassilayi.

Dhanya: Ninakkengane manassilayi?

Ramya: Njaninnale aasupathriyil poyirunnu.

Dhanya: ennittu?

Ramya: Ninte ammayi ammayude aduthu ninte bharthavu undayirunnu.

Overspeed Joke
Kudavayar kurakkanayi bharyayude nirbandhaprakaram ayaal raavile ezhunnettu odan thudangi. Main roadilthiyappozhanu oru board kandathu: ‘Amitha vegatha maranathilekku.’

Daivame, ithuvare onnum pattathathu bhagyam! Pathukke thirichu nadannu kalayaam!

Mosquito Joke
Kanaran valre abhimaniyayirunnu. Kothukukadi kondu pulanjittum ayaal kothukine adichu konnila. Enthayirikkum karanam?

Ayaal chinthichu: Onnumillenkilum aa kothukinte sirakalilodunnathu ente thanne chorayalle!

Cheating Joke in Malayalam
Gopalanum Govindanum thee pidicha kettidathinte ancham nilayil pettupoyi. Kettidathinu thazhe fire servicukar valiyoru puthappu vidarthippidichukondu paranju: Ee puthappilekku chadikko… njangal pidichittundu. Govindananu aadyam chadiyathu.

Pakshe, thazheyethunnathinu munpu fire servicukarude kayyil ninnum puthappu parannupoyi. Govindan concrete tharayil kamizhnnadichu veenu. Fire servicukar Gopalanodu paranju: thazhekku chadikko…

Ithavana puthappu puthappu njangal muruke pidicholam.

Gopalan: Enikku ningale enikku viswasamilla. Puthappu tharayil virichittu ningalangottu doore mari nilkku..

Robber Joke
Pushkkaran ottakkanu thamasam. Oru divasam pushkkarane kure kallanmaar akramichu veettilulla ella sadhanangalum kondu poyi.

Pittennu pushkarante suhruthu: Thankal kidakkakkadiyil oru pistol karutharundallo, ennittum?

Pushkkaran: Ente bhagyam, kallanmaar athu kandilla. Allenkil athum kondu poyene!

Sports Joke
Nooru meter ottam nadakkunnu.
 
Announcer: One, two, three… start…
Oraalozhike ellavarum odi.

Announcer: Thanentha odathe nilkkunnathu?

Ayaal: Ente number naalado

Funny Malayalam Joke
Bhaskaranu oru car undu. Athu vilkkan theerumanichu. Pakshe oru laksham kilometeriladhikam odiya vandi vangan aarum vanilla. Bhaskarante suhruthu oru budhi paranju koduthu.

Carinte meter pathinayirathilekku thirichu vakkuka. Ayaal athupole cheythu. Randazhcha kazhinju vanna suhruthu nokkiyappol car vittittilla.

Enthu pattiyennu Bhaskaranodanveshichu.

Udan Bhaskaran: Vangan palarum vannirunnu. Pakshe pathinayiram kilometer mathram vangiya car vilkkan njanetha mandanano?