Waiter Jokes are full of cliches but are still enjoyable because they bring about the lighted side of a typical conversation in a poorly maintened hotel which serves bad tasting food in dirty plates.
The irritated customer
Customer: Does the band which is playing take requests from customers?
Waiter: Yes sir
Customer: Please ask them to stop playing and go home.
The best sausages
Waiter: These are the best sausages we have had in years.
Customer: Then give me one made more recently.
Funny Waiter Joke
Customer: There is a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Oh my! It’s usually a cockroach.
Husband and Wife in a restaurant
Husband to wife: Are you sure you are going to eat that one foot steak alone?
Wife: No, I ordered some coffee as well.
Indian Hotel
Customer went to India for a tour and asked in a hotel: Can I have "Arul Jodi" please?
Waiter: Where did you see that sir?
Customer: In the menu
Waiter: That is the name of the hotel owner sir.
Hotel without mice
Waiter: You know there are no mice at our hotel.
Customer: Why, is your hotel so clean and well maintained?
Waiter: No sir, the food is so bad.
Dumb Waiter Joke
Customer: Waiter, there is only one piece of a sandwich in my plate.
Waiter: Wait sir; let me cut it in to two.
Silly Waiter Joke
Customer: Do you want me to wait here till I die of thirst and starvation?
Waiter: No sir, we usually close at nine o' clock.
Indian Hotel Waiter Joke
Customer in an Indian hotel: Can I have a parota please?
Waiter: What else would you like to have along with it sir?
Customer: If possible a hammer and a chisel. The one you gave last week was so hard.
A Clean Glass
Two men were having dinner at a hotel.
Man 1: Can you give a clean glass please? The one I got yesterday was dirty and greasy.
After sometime the waiter came back and said: Which one of you ordered a clean glass?
Experienced Chef
Customer: I demand the chef who cooked this tasteless food to be thrown out.
Waiter: But sir, he has been cooking since he was twelve years old.
Customer: Why did you wait until now to sell them?
Fresh Coffee
Customer: Waiter! why the hell does this coffee taste like fresh mud?
Waiter: It was ground just a minute ago sir.
Coffee without milk
Customer: Waiter, can I have a coffee without milk please?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we are out of milk. Instead, can you have coffee without sugar?
Cockroach Soup
Customer: Waiter, what is this cockroach doing in my chicken soup?
Waiter: Backstroke I think sir.