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19 December 2009 10:43:24 AM UTC in Jokes

Two Line Jokes


Two Line Jokes are short funny jokes which are written in just two lines. Most of them are question answer type jokes with the amswer provoking laughter. These are entertaining and quick to read jokes.

Silly 2 Line PJ Q. Where do you find a one legged cow?
A. Where ever you left it.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 10:50:02 AM UTC

 

Comedy Stoplight Joke What's the reason for the stoplight turning red?
Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street?
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 10:49:17 AM UTC

 

2 Line Joke about Boomerang What's the name for a boom-a-rang, that doesn't come back at you?
Answer: A Stick!
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 10:48:38 AM UTC

 

Think and Laugh Joke Do you know why a room full of married people looks so empty and deserted?
There's not even a "Single person" in it.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 10:47:33 AM UTC

 

Funny Short Joke In what way are chopped mutton and pea soup different?
You chop mutton, but can you pea soup?
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 10:45:48 AM UTC

 

Joke? Q: What's the name for a charismatic at an auction?
A: Broke.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 10:44:39 AM UTC

 

Short 2 Line Joke Do you know anything about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic?
She was in two minds as to whether there's a dog!
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 10:44:14 AM UTC

 

Two Line Women Joke In what way are a woman and a magnet different?
Magnets have a positive side!
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 10:43:42 AM UTC

 
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(anonymous) .
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Thought's

Youve made it this far
keep going a little longer
and you'll see the sun rise
on a beautiful new day

23 July 2012 1:51:44 AM UTC

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Joke

Two Boys Anil & Kishore
Went In A Function
Anil: Said Let's See The Bride
Than
Kishore: Said no no no no nooo
Anil: Asked Why
KIshore: Said If She See'es Me
THan She WIll Not Marry With Me.

20 July 2012 12:30:52 AM UTC

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A School Going Boy

5 Years Boy Went To School
Her Mother Asked
Shafahath What Is Your Class Teacher Name
He Said Good Morning Teacher.

20 July 2012 12:24:09 AM UTC

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WTF .
WTF .

YO MAMA

YO MAMA IS SO FAT..... THAT SHE IS !!!

15 May 2012 5:38:56 PM UTC

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HAHA

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.
(anonymous) .
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Bathroom Nationalities

What are you if you go into a bathroom German and come out French?

European!

26 March 2012 4:54:49 AM UTC

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DEEPTHI .
DEEPTHI .

sleep ...

why do you go to bed at night?
because the bed will not come to us.

ha ha ha....

20 March 2012 5:15:47 AM UTC

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Fail Joke

Q, What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
A, Robin get in the car

03 March 2012 12:22:51 PM UTC

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Ariana .

Bird & Fly

Whats the difference between a Bird and a Fly?
A Bird Can fly, but a Fly can't bird.

18 February 2012 10:41:05 PM UTC

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Oom .

Watch inside

Husband: Did you catch the fish last night,dear?
Wife: Yes,Idid
Husband: Ahh!!you watch inside of it ,right? I'm hungry and I want to eat that fish
Wife:Ok, I know you're so hungry today but after I "WASH!! " it become smaller like a mouse
Husband: Oh! dear

04 February 2012 3:07:02 AM UTC

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BLONDE

Q:Why can't a blonde dial 911 on the phone?
A: Because they can't find the 11 button on the dial pad

18 January 2012 10:29:44 AM UTC

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15 October 2011 1:28:28 AM UTC

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25 June 2011 5:00:35 AM UTC

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black

why are black people soo fast ?
because the slow ones are in jail

26 April 2010 2:36:55 AM UTC

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