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19 December 2009 10:43:24 AM UTC in Jokes

Two Line Jokes


Two Line Jokes are short funny jokes which are written in just two lines. Most of them are question answer type jokes with the amswer provoking laughter. These are entertaining and quick to read jokes.

Silly 2 Line PJ Q. Where do you find a one legged cow?
A. Where ever you left it.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 10:50:02 AM UTC

 

Comedy Stoplight Joke What's the reason for the stoplight turning red?
Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street?
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 10:49:17 AM UTC

 

2 Line Joke about Boomerang What's the name for a boom-a-rang, that doesn't come back at you?
Answer: A Stick!
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 10:48:38 AM UTC

 

Think and Laugh Joke Do you know why a room full of married people looks so empty and deserted?
There's not even a "Single person" in it.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 10:47:33 AM UTC

 

Funny Short Joke In what way are chopped mutton and pea soup different?
You chop mutton, but can you pea soup?
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 10:45:48 AM UTC

 

Joke? Q: What's the name for a charismatic at an auction?
A: Broke.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 10:44:39 AM UTC

 

Short 2 Line Joke Do you know anything about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic?
She was in two minds as to whether there's a dog!
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 10:44:14 AM UTC

 

Two Line Women Joke In what way are a woman and a magnet different?
Magnets have a positive side!
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 10:43:42 AM UTC

 
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