Teacher Student Marathi Jokes are hilarious and entertaining and bring about the lighter side of school life like students asking dumb questions and teachers giving even more dumber replies.
Teacher and Student Funny Jokes in Marathi
Guruji: Tula itake marle tari tu saarkha hasun rahila ahes?
Chintu: Gandhijini sangitale aahe ki pratyek sankat hasat hasat par kele pahije!
Pintu (phone karto): Madam, majha mulaga aaj shalet yenar nahi.
Madam: Tumhi kon bolat aahet?
Pintu: Mi baba bolat aahe!
Guruji: Chintu, kal shaalet ka ala navhatas?
Chintu: Guruji, padlo hoto ani lagle hote!
Guruji: Kuthe padla hotas ani kuthe lagle?
Chintu: Palangavar padlo hoto ani dole lagle hote!
Teacher: Jar tula sudharayche asel tar tu saglya ladies na aai-bai mhanat ja.
Student: Maddam yamule me ter sudharel pan majhe pappa bighadtil.
School Jokes in Marathi
Guruji: Tu shaalet kashasathi yetos?
Dhondu: Vidyesathi guruji!
Guruji: Mag tu vargaat ka zopla hotas?
Dhondu: Aaj Vidya aali nahiy mhanoon Guruji!
Guruji: Guddu saang bare akkal mothi ki mhais?
Guddu: Guruji adhi janmataarikh tar saanga!
Shikshak mantryachya mulala vicharatat….
Shiksha: Sang baghu pur aani dushkaal yaa doghant nemka pharak kay?
Mulga: Jamin-asmanacha farak aahe!
Shikshak: To kasa bare?
Mulga: dushkal asla ki maze daddy jeepne daura karatat ani pur aala ki vimanaane!
Guruji: Bittu, sang baghu cycle ani busmadhye kay farak ahe to?
Bittu: Soppe aahe…busche stand bus barobar jaat nahi, pan cycleche stand nehmi cycle barobar jaat aste!
Teacher: Bandu, Ford mhanje kay?
Bandu: Ford, gaadi aahe!
Teacher: Mag Oxford mhanje kay?
Bandu: Aho kitti soppe…. Ox mhanje bail ani Ford mhanje gaadi, tar mag Oxford mhanje Bailgaadi honar!
Guruji: Mehnat karal tar ayushyat kahi tari banal!
Dagadu: Guruji aamache gadhav roj divasbhar mehnat karte…pan te ataparyat kahich kase nahi banle?
Funny Teacher Student Marathi Jokes
Ganitachya tasaala shikshak mulanna ek sutra samjaaun saangat hote…jar A=B, B=C asel tar A=C. Mule shantapane aikat hoti, te paahun Shikshak Bandyala vichartaat, “saang baghu mi aatta je saangitle tyache ekhade udaaharan?”
Bandya: Sir, maaze tumchyavar prem aahe, tumche tumchya mulivar prem aahe, mhanjech maaze tumchya mulivar prem aahe!
Guruji (Bandyala): Bandu saang bare ‘celone’ kuthe aste?
Bandya: Guruji, 25 meter bandvar celone aste!
Nursery classchya madam lahaangya Bablula vichartat, “Bablu, dev kuthe asto?”
Bablu: Bathroommaddhe asto!
Madam(chakit houn): kashavarun?
Bablu: Pappa roz sakali bathroomcha darvaaza thoktaat ani mhantaat ‘are deva, ajun bathroommaddhech aahes tu!’
Guruji (Bandyala): Are tula maahit aaheka.. Gandhiji tuzya vayaache astaana tyanni B.A. kele hote.
Bandya: Guruji, mala he pan maahit aahe ki Bhagat Singh tumchya vayaache astaana faashi gele hote!
Shikshak: Tu motha zala ki kay karshil?
Pintu: Lagna.
Shikshak: Tase nahi mhanayche mala, tu kay banshil?
Pintu: Baap!
Marathi Teacher Student Jokes
Shikshak: Chintu, pacific mahasager kuthe aahe?
Chintu: Mahit nahi sir.
Shikshak(ragaun): Bakaver ubha raha.
Chintu(bakaver ubha rahun): Tari disat nahi sir!
Ekda Shikshak Nairsahebanchya mulachi marathichi shikavani ghet astat. Itkyat Nairsaheb ghari yetat. Mulachi pragati dakhvinyasathi shikshak mulala prashn vichartat sang baghu, “Mi baher gele”…Yat kay chuk aahe te?
Mulga mhanala: He vakya chuk aahe.
Shikshak (abhimanane): Shabbas! Sang pahu kay chuk aahe te?
Mulga: Karan tu kuthe gelich nahi…..tu ithech aahe.
Guruji (Bandyala): Mazyajawal 10 naral aahet, tyatil 4 naral mi tula dili, tar mazyakade kiti naral urlit?
Bandya: Mahit nahi Guruji!
Guruji (ragaun): Ka, itke sope ganit dekhil yet nahi tula?
Bandya: Amhi sarva ganit keli ani mosambimadhye karto!
Teacher Student Jokes
Shikshak: Motorcyclechi kiti chake astat?
Pintu: 6 chake!
Shikshak(ragaun): kase kay?
Pintu: 4 Motorchi ani 2 Cyclechi!
Shikshak: Andyatun kombdiche pillu kase kaay baher padle sang baghu?
Nandu: Sir, hi kahi vishesh gosht nahi. Khare ascharya mhanje te aat ghuslech kase?
Teacher: Tumchya gharat sarvat lahaan kon aahe?
Pappu: Maze pappa!
Teacher: Te kase kay?
Pappu: Te ajunsuddha mummysobat zoptat!
Teacher: Aaj tu ushira ka alas? Shala 7:00 waajelach suru hote!
Bandu: Sir, tumhi mazi kaalji karat jaau naka, khushhal shala suru karat jaa!
Guruji: Adhi kaay yenar saang bare, chicken ki ande?
Dagdu: Tyat kaay vicharayche guruji, apan jyachi order dili tech adhi yenaar na!
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