School Jokes bring back funny and fond memory of the school days as well as the good times in school with classmates, teachers and funny students. School Jokes is a collection of a few jokes about professors, schools, exams and angry teachers.
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Maths Teacher;
Dai 18kum 81kum ulla difference enna sollungada?
Student: Teacher.
18 na nalla vayasu ponnu.
81 na nalla vayasaana ponnunga teacher.
Teacher:?
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Funny Student
Teacher: 2 girls are dancing; Change this sentence into exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW!!
Silly Student School Joke
Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water?
Student: Any vegetable.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.
Exam Joke
Two students are talking:
Student 1: I have good news. The teacher said the exams will go on even if it rains or shines.
Student 2: what is so great about it?
Student 1: It’s snowing.
School Joke
John was absent yesterday so the teacher said,
'John, you missed school yesterday, right?'
John: Not much Sir. I was busy in the playground.
Hilarious Student Joke
A phone call came to a school.
Caller: My daughter can’t come to school today.
School Secretary: Alright, but what’s the relation between you and the student?
Caller: This is my mother speaking.
Maths School Joke
Teacher: You add 9 oranges to 4 oranges, what do you get?
Student: A math problem.
Computer School Joke
Teacher: Spell the word CAT.
Student: C, A, T enter
Funny School Joke
The teacher shouted angrily,
'If you think you are an idiot then stand up, now!'
After some moment, no one moved. Only a student said, 'Sir, you are the only one who is standing.'
School Joke
A teacher saw one of his students is sleeping in the class. He said to another student to wake him up.
Another student: Sir, you put him to sleep, so you better wake him up.
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