Santa Banta Kannada Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes in Kannada
santa n banta car nalli bomb annu fix maaduttiddaru
santa : ondu vele ee bomb blast aadare enu maadodu?
banta : dont worry, nanna hatra innondu bomb ide

santa - doctor, doctor! nanna marada kaalu nanage talenovaagide!
doctor: yaake?
santa: yaakendare nanna hendati adarinda yaavagaloo hodeyuttiruttaale.

santa helicopter kashmir bali odisuttidda, svalpa samayada nantara, helicopter crash aayitu. enaaytu anta jana kelidaaga, avanu helida " tumbaa chaliyaagittu anta fan na off maadide".

santa: y do hudugis luk beautiful? is it real r due 2 make up?
banta: all false. hudugis luk beautiful bcos hudugas hav good imagination.

boss: santa, nanage mattu nanna hendatige eradu corner tickets tagondu baa
santa eradu corner tickets tanda, a1 mattu a15.

santa hosa tv khareedisuttidda.
santa: ninna bali color tv ideyaa?
angadiyava: haudu
santa: sari, nanage ondu hasiru tv kodi please.

krishna, rama, gandhi mattu jesus, ivara naduve iruva saamanya vishaya enu?
santa helida: ellaroo sarkaari raja dinagalalli huttidaru

santa 20 rs lottery ticket ninda 20 koti rs gedda
dealer tax bittu, 11 koti rs annu santage kotta
santa: "20 koti rs kodu, illavaadare, nanna 20 rs hindirugisu”

interview
boss: neenu elli huttide?
santa: punjabinalli
boss: yaava bhaagadalli?
santa: arey, bhaaga bhaagavaagi all, idée deha punjabinalle huttiddu.

santa 1: naanu obba jipuna, naanu obbane honeymoon ge hogi 1/2 duddu uliside.
santa 2: adenu mahaa, nanna friend honeymoon ge hoguttaa idda. nanna hendati na avana jote kalisi naanu poorti duddu uliside.

santa ondu autodinda ondu wheel annu bichchuvidharalli busy yaagidda,
banta: neenu yaake ninna auto wheel bichchuttiddiya?
santa: ninage odoke barolva. illi bari 2 wheelers ge maatra parking.

Santa Banta Jokes
santa gahagahisi naguttiruttaane. ekendu snehita kelidaaga, "ninne raatri sollehudugiannu moorkarannaagi maadide" anta maalige kittuhoguvante nagu munduvarisuttaane.
yaake enaaytu, anta snehita prashnisuttaane.
"haasigege solle parade katti naanu horagade malagibitte!"

santa na ajja principal ge:"dayavittu santa nannu kareyiri"
principal: neevu yaaru?
ajja: avana ajja
principal: santa neevu heart attack ninda sattu hodiri anta heli hogibitta."

santa ondu chinese restaurant ge hogi menu card na koneya item thorisi: “idu beku” enda
waiter: sadyavilla sir, avare ee restaurant owner

teacher ellaa students ge cricket match bagge ondu prabanda bareyoke helidaru
santa bittu ellaroo bareyuttiddaru

avanu bareda
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"maleya kaarana, match cancel aagidhe"

ondhu cricket ground nalli….
security : cricket match mugida mele kooda yaake kulitiddeeya?
santa: oye,naanu highlightsgaagi kaaytaa iddeeni!

santa ge airtel nalli kelasa sikkitu
customer: nanna sim lock aagide. enu maaduvudu?
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santa: tension tagobedi, airtel tegedu, bsnl haakikolli
airtel ge kare maadidakke dhanyavaadagalu

Santa Banta
santa bidadante cinema ticketuhudugiannu khareedisuttidda/
konege aa ticket maaruvava yaake ishtondu anta kelidha
santa: baagilalli nintiro yaaro obba nanna tickethudugiannu haridu haaktaa iddaane!

santa tanna check book kaledukondu bank santaager ge tilisalu banda
santaager : yaaru bekaddaroo ninna check ge sahi haaki ninna deposits na kaali maadabahudu
santa : naanu already checkhudugiige sahi haakiddene

santa: neeneke aluttiddiyaa?
banta: aane sattu hogidhe
santa: adhu ninna saakupraaniye?
banta: illa, aadare naane adhara gundi thodabeku!!!!

santa mattu avana hendati hotel nalli bisi coffee kudiyuttiddaru
santa: bega kudi
hendati:yaake?
santa: board nodu "bisi coffee rs.5 mattu tampu coffee 30 rs

santa mattu avana hendati divorce ge arji haakidaru
judge: nimage moovaru makkalu avarannu hege hanchikolteera?
santa yochane maadi, “sari, naavu mundinavarsha innondu maguvina jote barutteve”

santa enanno tumbaa nidaanavaagi bareyuttidda.
friend kelida: yaake neenu tumbaa nidhaanavaagi bareyuttiddiyaa?
santa: naanu nanna 6 varshada maganigaagi bareyuttiddene, avanu vegavaagi odalaara.

Amusing Santa Banta Jokes in Kannada
sandarshaka : electric motor hege odutte ?
santa : brum..... brum...... pi.. pi... brum......
sandarshaka : nilli.
santa : dap dap.... tus !!

santa emme mele kulitu hoguttiruttane......
traffic police : nillo helmet elli... ?
santa : kelagade nodi sir, idu four wheeler sir.... !

C.I.D : criminals yaake tamma "fingerprint annu" avara kelasavaada mele bittu hoguttare ?
santa : sir, nanagannisutte, avaru buddivantaralla. avaru buddivantaraagiddare, tamma "signature anne" bittu hoguttiddaru. !!!

Santa na nenu haakabekaadare,
jailor : ninna kone aase enu ?
santa : nanna nenu haktiddiralla tale kelage, kalu mele maadi haaki saaku !!!

Santa ondu ettaradha airtel tower nalli kempu deepa uriyodanna nodidha,
Adhanu nodi helida “India thumbaa develop aagtaa ide, gaaliyalli aeroplanegoo traffic signal ittiddaare

2 Santagalu hataattaagi nintukoltaare
1ne Santa: devre! Nanna hendti mattu nanna girlfriend ottige baruttiddaare
2ne Santa: nannavaroo saha

santa : katrina kaif nannanu maduve agoke oppikondu bitlu ...........
banta : astella aase itko beda naanu divorce kotre taane avlu ninna maduve aagodu .......

santa cycle brake na kaiyalli hididukondu dance madta iruttane.
snehita : lo eno madtiddiya neenu ?
santa : oye ashtu gottaagolva, brake dance aadtiddini !!!

videshadinda marulida santa thanna hendatiyannu kelida “naanu foreigner tarah kaanisteenaa?”
hendati : illa! yaake?
santa : alli, aa hengasu naanu foreigneraa anta kelidhalu?

Hilarious Santa Banta Jokes
titanic muluguttaa ittu
santa bantanaa kelidha,"illindha bhoomi eshtu dhoora idhe"?
banta: 2 km.
santa samudhrakke jigidha.
banta:maththe yaava dhikkinalli?
santa: kelagadege

lagaan chitradhalli santa
1 ball 20 rungalu bekive.
bowler chendannu eseda, santa baarisidha.
Chendu 4 bhaagagalaagi muridhu ellaa naalku choorugalu 6 rungalige hoguththave
Santana team geddithu!

Santa t.v.nalli ghoshisidhdhu
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"naanu jeevanadhalli madhuveyaaguvudhilla maththu ee upadhesavanna nanna makkaligoo saha needuththEne"

kappe : ninage buddi illa
santa : ide
kappe : illa chooru illa
santa : ide ide....
ninage buddi svalpanu illa endu goshisi kappe baavige haaritu..
santa : devare. ishtakkella yaaraadru aatmahatye maadkotaara?

santa t.v yannu noduttiddaaga colgate jaahiraatu baruttittu.
santa na hendati aduge maneyinda
hendati : ri uppu elli ?
santa: uppu tagondu bandilla..
hendati : saarige enu madodu ?
santa: sadyakke colgate haaku adaralli uppu ide !

Santa Banta Kannada Jokes
sikshaki : neenu huttiddu yaava ooralli?
mari santa : tiruvanamtapuram
sikshaki : sari, englishalli adara spelling helu nodona?
mari samta : sorry madam.. nanu huttiddu, goadalli.. g o a .. sari taane spelling?

santa :namma tande dhairyavamtikege hesaraagiddaru. Ondu sala avaru simhada boninolage hogiddaru.
banta :abba ! avaru horage bandaga joru chappaale gittisirabeku. alva santa?
santa : avaru horage bandru anta naanu helale illa!.

65 mile vegamiti anta ittu. aadare santa 85 mile vegadalli gaadi odisi policege sikkibiddidda.avanannu courtge eleyalagittu.
nyayadhisha : enbeku ninage 30 divasana? 3000 dollaraa?
santa : dudde togolodu vasi anta kaanisatte, sir.

ondu dina Santa officege tusubegane horatidda. aaturadalli hoguttidda Santa ge marga madhye hasiru bannada eno ondannu kandu kaigettikondu bayigittu ruchisi enirabahudu endu yochisida.
iddakkidda haage eno adavanante adannu esedu... "chi.. sagani... sadya tuliyalilla..."

Santa 2 lakhs invest maadi ondu business start maadda adhere sikkaapatte loss maadikonda.
Avanu yaava business maadda gottaa?
punjabnalli saloon angadi!!!!!

Santaji ondhu white sheet idde maththu avanige maththondu sheet bekaadhaaga avanu enu maaduththaane?
- avanu white sheetna Xerox maadtaane

Santa: nanna exam number enu???
teacher: 438625.
Santa: naanu 1000 Rs kattiddeeni examge, yaavudhaadharu fancy number kodi!!!

Kannada Santa Banta Jokes
santa : nanage nanna bagge tumbaa hemme. nanna maga medical collegenalli iddaane
banta : hauda? en odtayiddaane alli?
santa : illa avanenu odtaayilla, collegenavare avananna study maadta idare.

sandarshaka : neevu huttiddu yavaga?
santaji : october 18
sandarsaka : varsha?
santaji : prativarshavu october 18 nanna huttida dina.

boss: santa yaake late?
santa : daariyalli barutta iddaga nanna snehita sikkida. avana jate avana gaadiyalli bande.
boss: gaadiyalli bandru late aaa? yaava gaadi adhu?
santa : sir! adu road roller

santa: abba! Just miss, eegashte bus ondu nanna tale mele haadu hoytu.
snehita : hauda!! neenu hege escape aade?
santa: nanna punya naanu fly over kelage ninttidde.

santa : nannannu janaru devarendu nambiddaare..
puttu : hauda? ninage hege gottaytu?
santa : ninne belagge parkge hogidde. janarellaru nanna nodutta, o god annuttiddaru! avaru beragagiddaru!

santa : sir, t.v. bittu innella vastugalannu kallaru dochiddaare..
police adhikari : adondannu yaake bittu hodaru?
santa : naanu a timenalli t.v.yalli sillilalli serial nodtaayidde sir!

Santa Banta Jokes in Kannada
Santa : maduvege baa anta patra baredidru yake baralilla...?
gunda : ninna patra nanage sigale illa kano...
Santa : ayyo pedda.. patra sigadidru baa amta baredidnallo maaraya...!!!

Santa : neenu nanage mosa madidiya.
angadiyava : hege?
Santa : idu amerikada radio anta sullu helidiya. on madi nodidare all india radio anta helatte.

Santana gelati kelidalu : darling darling , nishchitarthada divasa nanage ondu ring kodteera?
Santa : agabahudu dear. land line ninda kodalo athava cell phone ninda kodalo?

ibbaru Santajigalu serikondu ondu car nalli bomb plant maduttiddaru.
obba kelida: alla kanayya akasmat bomb dum endubittare en gati?
innobba : yochane madabeda guru, nanna hatra innondu bomb ide.

pustaka premiyaada santa tanna preyasiyannu 'dear, ninage ishtavaada book yaavudu?' enda. adakke avalu 'cheque book" endadannu keli santa innu chetarisikondilla.

santaji hosa mobile togonda.adress booknalliro ellarigu sms kalisi, tanna hosa number tilisida.
avanu sms baredaddu heege : munche nokia 3311 anta ittu eega number nokia 6610.

Santa Banta Kannada Jokes
banta : arey, neenu doctor hattira hogabeku endidde. enaaytu, hoglilva?
santa : illa kano, naale hogteeni. ivattu svalpa maiyalli hushaarilla !

santa (pustakavannu oduttaa): "ninage gottaa naanu prati saari usiraadidaaga obba manushya saayuttaane?"
adakke banta: "neenyaake ninna baayannu toliyuvudilla?"

santa: yaako shaaleyinda begaa bande?
banta: ondu solle saayisiddake gurugalu manege kalisidru.
santa: solle ello itthu?
banta: gurugala kenne melitthu.....

omme santa obba plambar annu thanna college ge karesida. yaake gottaa?
yaakendare avanu question paper ellinda leak aagutittu endu tiliyabekittu.

banta : santa, naanu huttidaaga military avaru gaaliyalli 21 gundannu haarisidhdharu.
santa : enu aashcharya ! ellara guri hego tappitu ..?

boss : neenu nanna car ge driver aadre starting 2000 Rs. sambala kodtini.
Santa : saar, start madoke 2000 Rs! haagaadare, driving maadoke eshtu kodtira?

Santa : ee kathe pustaka oduvudakke tumba bejaragta ide swami.. munnudiyalliye tumba patragalu iruvudarinda svalpa nanage tale keredukolluvahagide.
gramthapalaka : "baaro.. baa... register book tegedukondu hogiruva kamangi ninena...?!!!