SMS Jokes Collection is a variety of Text Messages in categories such as funny short jokes, teasing rude joke msgs and hilarious comedy SMS. There are also movie sms, hollywood and bollywood jokes and about actress/actors.
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SORRY TO DISTURB U IM JUST CHECKING MY MOBILE BUTTONS IS WORKING OR NOT. THANK GOD ALL BOTTONS R WORKING!! U CAN CONTINUE UR WORK
Submitted by W.M.SANDEEP KUNAR on 07-Mar-2010
Funny SMS
Save water..
drink beer.
gud 9t
Submitted by jpl on 02-Feb-2010
Marriage wishes SMS Joke
To Keep Your Marriage Brimming,
With Love in the Loving cup,
When'er you're wright admit it,
When'er you're Wrong shut up ,.,..
Submitted by S.Dhatchayani on 30-Jan-2010
My Sms To You
Doctor's Prescription for U:
A Cute Little Smile for BREAK FAST,
More Laugh for LUNCH,
Lot of Happiness for DINNER.
Doctor's Fees: Daily 1 SMS When u r free :-)
Submitted by jegathk on 29-Jan-2010
Hilarious SMS Joke
FLASH NEWS:
24 hrs U can watch 'Star Plus' on ur mobile for free.
Just press.
"* +" and keep watching.
No no bad words, keep smiling....
Teasing SMS
Elephant,Cow & monkey arguing who's the Best?
Elephant: I help to move heavy loads
Cow: I give milk.
Say something yaar. its ur turn.
Gud morning
Jokes SMS
CUTE MSG....
A new born baby asked the nurse do u have msg pack?
Nurse : Ya! I Have msg pack?
Baby : Send msg 2 god that i reached safely abd ask him to send my girl friend soon.
Submitted by Vaninahend on 25-Jan-2010
Work SMS
Kard work has a future payoff,laziness pays off now!
Submitted by sulthan on 23-Jan-2010
Funny SMS Joke
Today I met someone in Cofee shop.
Really Good looking,
Smart,
Delightful,
more like a Celebrity.
As I walked nearer.
Shit!
SAINT GOBAIN mirrors.
Teasing SMS
As Years go, u may lose ur hair,teeth, & eye sight.
But not ur talent,smartness, brightness & intelligence
bcoz
"you can lose only what u have"..
Gud morning
letter joke
A stuent wrote a letter 2 hiz dad from hostel:
dear dad no money no money no fun ur son
his dad replied : dear son so sad, very bad ur dad
Submitted by akhil on 22-Jan-2010
U r I
Your name is U.
My name is I
Now tell me who is mad
U or I...?
Submitted by padma on 11-Jan-2010
Nice Teasing SMS
*One*
* Special *
* Surprise 4 u *
Close ur Eyes!
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u cheat!
u didn't close ur eyes.
so no surprise!
Only Good morning
Mental SMS
I like you very Much
Because,
you r very
Sentimental friend
Yes,
1% Senti
&
99 %Mental.!
Cool... :)
Funny and Teasing Txt
A naughty
monkey came&said
"I wanted 2
trouble some
gud people"
I suggested ur name.
Sudenly it slapped
me&said we don't
play with our
boss..! Good morning
Ghost Funny SMS
Old chinese mythology says, Ghosts exist in d world.Wen som person dies who has any wishes yet 2b fulfilled,wil roam like ghost.Dey r often found in lonely places.It'll sit&watch human actvtes frm any atractive place. Since it wants us to hear its sorrows,It is mostly found near balcony, bedroom window,ceiling fan,on single chair,nxt room,tree branches,or it may be readin diz sms by the side of ur head.! Anyway U sleep well... Gud N8..
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