Punjabi Jokes in English are short, funny santa banta jokes and other funny stuff which are written in English the way they are pronounced in Punjabi.
Dog Joke Santa Banta
Santa: oye eh kutte poonch Q hilande h?
Banta:tenu ena nahi pta,
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hun poonch taan kutte nu nhi hila sakdi na.
Police Joke
Santa police: putt aaj toh tera khedna band,
tera result bda bekar aya h.
Puttar : pape le far 50 rupey te mamla rafa dafa kar eth hi.
Joke in Punjabi
Santa: nu ik nigro naal pyaar ho gya,nigro nu vekh ke gana ganda h,
"aaj din chadiya tere rang verga".
Banta: taan hi me kahan aaj savere toh hi andhera kyun h.
Funny Punjabi Kid Joke
Puttar:papa mainu ik baja lya do?
Santa:fer taan sab nu tang karega?
Puttar:nahi pape jado sare so jange , bus use time bjwanga.
Funny Punjabi Joke in English
Santa:jado asman wich bijli kadakdi h, taan roshni pehlan te awaz bad ch Q aundi h?
Banta:tenu ena v nhi pta, saadiya aankha age te kan piche hai, islyi.
Nice Joke
Santa: jado me savere uthda haan, taan mehsoos karda haan ke bahar ja ke mainu job mil gyi!
Banta: fer mildi h ke nhi?
Santa: bed te lete mehsoos karda haan.
Punjabi Joke in English
Santa: mera bapu bda himmat wala aadmi h, ik var oo sher de pinjre wich hasi hasi wich chale gye.
Banta:fer taan unha nu badi chattan lagi honi, jado oo wapis aaye hone?
Santa:mainu nhi lagda oo wapis aye hone.
Exam Joke
ik ajihi gal jo students pehlan v kehnde si, hun v kehnde h, te age v kehnde rehnge?
bus next exam ch taan pehlan hi padhna start kar dena.
Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: pyar te ishq wich ki farak h?
Santa: sir pyar oh hai jehda tusi apni beti naal karde ho.
Teacher: te ishq?
Santa: jehda me tuhadi beti naal karda haan.
Punjabi Teacher Joke
Teacher:tusi dove taan brother ho , fer tusi paper wich apne papa da naa alag kyu likhiya h?
Santa: nahi taan tusi fer kehna si, nakal kiti h.
Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: eho jihe janwar da naa daso dharti te pani dona wich rehnda h?
Santa:mendak.
Teacher:isto milde 2 hor naa daso?
Santa: mandak da papa, te mendak di maa.
Dukanwala Joke
Santa dukan te ja ke mainu india da jhanda(flag) dikha?
Dukanwala: dekho,
Santa: jhanda taan thik hai, colour hor dikha.
Car Joke
Santa apni nvi car de tyre kad riha si,
Banta: tu tyre Q kad riha h.
Santa: tenu dikhda nhi board te likhya h, parking is only 4 2 wheelers.
Haha Joke
ik ghar wich aag lag gyi, te 25-30 log andar si,
Santa andar gya te 5-6 nu bahar kad laya,is te
santa nu police fad ke le gyi.
Q? Q ki santa 6 firemen nu bahar kad laya si.
Santa and Banta Joke in Punjabi
Santa:Baraf de tukde nu var var dekh riha si,
Banta: ki dekh riha h?
Santa: me labh riha haan ke eh leak kitho ho rha hai.
Santa Banta Flight Joke
Santa :pehli var plane wich bethiya,
Plane hune runway te ja riha si ke santa ne pilot nu 1 thapad jad dita,
te boliya, je sadak toh hi jana hunda taan plane de paise jarur dene si.
Nice Joke in Punjabi
Preeto market toh wapis ayi,
santa : bolda hai "tu zarur mere khan lyi kuch le ke ayi honi"?
Preeto:haan thik kiha, me nve sandal le ke ayi haan.
Punjabi Joke in English
Santa samosa wichon aaloo aaloo kha riha si te bahar da hisa sut riha si,
Banta puchda hai ke tu samosa cho sirf aaloo aaloo Q kha riha hai?
Santa:Dr. ne mainu bhar di chezan khan to mna kita hai.
Laugh out Loud Joke
Santa : English wich apni family nu introduce karwanda hai,
Hiii i m santa,
wife nu, she is my sardarni.
Putt nu, he is my kid.
beti nu , she is my kidney.
Hilarious Joke in Punjabi
Santa :Pizza hut wich ja ke 1 pizza order karda hai.
Waiter:sir isnu 4 tukdiyan wich kattan ke 8?
Santa :yar 4 hi kar de 8 khaye nahi jayenge.
Student Exam Joke in Punjabi
Puttar:oo rab punjab nu india di capital bna de !
Santa :kyu?
Puttar:me paper wich india di capital punjab likh ke aa gya.
Cancer Joke
Santa nu cancer ho gya.
Puttar: papa tusi sariyan nu eh Q keh rahe ho ke tuhanu AIDS ho gya?
Santa : Q ki mere maran toh bad koi teri mummy nu hath na la sake.
Hassi de fvare
Preeto:je me mar gayi taan tusi ki karoge ?
Santa :me v mar jawanga.
Preeto:ina pyaar karde ho mainu?
Santa :nahi mere toh jyada khushi bardast nahi hundi islyi.
Hassi de mukhote
Santa : mere toh vada kanjus koi nahi
Banta : kive?
Santa : me suhagraat te kla hi chala gya te adhe paise bacha lite,
Banta : eh taan kuch v nahi,me sare paise bacha lite si,
Santa : kive?
Banta : mera ik dost ja riha si me apni biwi nu usde naal hi bhej dita.
Father Son Punjabi Exam Joke
Puttar: papa ki tusi hanere wich v likh sakde ho ?
Santa : haan sayad, likhna kithe hai, te likhna ki hai?
Puttar: jyada nahi,bus report card te tuhade sign chaide hai!
Biwi Mukhote
Doctor: tuhadi biwi nu khun di jarurat h , ki tuhada te biwi da khun ik hi hai?
Santa : haan ik hi hona 20 saal toh mera hi khun pi rahi hai.
Doctor Joke
Santa lambi umar tak jeen da koi tarika daso ?
Doctor: haan tu shaadi kar le!
Santa : kya ? te us naal meri umar vadh jayegi ?
Doctor: umar taan nhi vadhegi, haan lambi umar tak jeen de ulte sidhe khyal dimag wich nahi ayenge.
Punjabi Driver Joke
Santa : jaldi chal drivr meri biwi zehar kha ke jaan den wali hai!
Driver: sir pher asi ki kar sakde hai?
Santa : oye Saaliya, shishi da dhakan nahi khul riha.
Funny Wife Joke
Jeeto : tusi bahar jande ho taan dar lagya rehnda hai,
Santa : koi gal nahi aaj jaldi aa jawanga,waise dar kis gal da hunda hai?
Jeeto : ise gal da ke pta nahi tusi kado wapis aa jao!
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