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19 December 2009 8:40:52 AM UTC in Punjabi Jokes and SMS

Punjabi Desi Jokes


Punjabi Desi Jokes are the best and funniest desi jokes in Punjabi, short and sweet yet silly and crazy jokes.

Santa Banta Bulb Joke Santa:oye eh bulb de ute bapu da nam Q likh riha h?
Banta:me apne bapu da nam roshan kar riha h,
jado bulb jalega taan nam roshan ho jauga.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 8:46:08 AM UTC

 

Desi Doctor Joke in Punjabi Santa: doctor eh phoolan di mala kis de lyi h?
Doctor:eh mera pehla operation h,
je thik hoya taan mere lyi, je thik nhi hoya taan tere lyi.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 8:45:03 AM UTC

 

Funny Wife Desi Joke in Punjabi Santa: nashe wich tu kon h?
Biwi: tusi apni biwi nu bhul gye?
Santa: nasha har gam nu bhula dinda h
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 8:44:45 AM UTC

 

Teacher Joke Santa: bapu aaj teacher ik sawal puchiya jisda jawab bus mere kol si.
Bapu: sabas putt, sawal ki si?
Santa: eh blackboard gila kis ne kita.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 8:44:32 AM UTC

 

Desi Teacher Joke in Punjabi teacher: sukhe te badh wich jamin, asman da fark kiven h?
Santa:sukhe wich neta jamin te dora karde ne,
te badh wich asman te helicopter wich.

By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 8:44:12 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Desi Joke Santa: kutta kutte nu katda hai taan oh injection Q nhi lenda?
Banta:Q ki admi taan kutte nu kat ke badla nhi le skada,
lekin kutta kutte nu kat ke badla le linda h.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 8:43:55 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta Biwi Punjabi Joke Santa te biwi badi der toh lar rahe si.
Banta:gal ki hai, tusi eni der toh lar rahe ho?
Santa:eni der ho gyi hun gal thodi yad rahegi.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 8:43:38 AM UTC

 

Funny Joke Santa:tenu pta h ke me kini mehnat kar ke niche toh upper aya haan?
Banta:pehla tu jutte palis karde si, hun sir te malis.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 8:43:22 AM UTC

 

Desi Wife Joke in Punjabi Santa:sise de samne akhan band kar ke khadiya si.
Biwi: eh ki kar rahe ho?
Santa: me vekh riha haan,
ke akhan band kar k kiho jiha dikhda haan
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 8:43:04 AM UTC

 

Desi Joke in Punjabi Santa: yar aaj pehli var alarm naal meri ankhan khuliyan.
Banta:oh kiven?
Santa:meri biwi ne alarm mere sir tu shut ke mariya
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 8:42:48 AM UTC

 

Desi Joke Santa:yar me apni gf nu koi gift dena h, ki dvan?
Banta:sone di ring de de.
Santa: yar koi vdi jihi cheez deni h?
Banta: te pher MRF da tire fra de.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 8:42:30 AM UTC

 

Punjabi Desi Joke Santa:ik side te be ke ro riha si.
Banta:ro Q riha h?
Santa:ik kudi nu bhulan di kosish kar riha haan.
Banta:fer ron di ki lor h?
Santa:yar jisnu bhulna h, usda nam yad nhi aa riha.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 8:42:21 AM UTC

 

Desi Santa Banta Joke Santa: mainu lagda hai us kudi nu ucha sunda h?
Banta: oh kiven?
Santa: me usnu kiha i love u,
te oh kehndi me kal hi nvi sandel khridi ne.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 8:42:09 AM UTC

 

Car Desi Joke Santa banta car wich bomb fit kar rhe si.
Banta: je fat gya taan?
Santa: koi gal nhi mere kol ik hor h.
By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 8:41:46 AM UTC

 

Santa Banta Desi Joke Santa: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.
Banta: Q?
Santa: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan.


By (anonymous)
on 19 December 2009 8:41:31 AM UTC

 
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Lovely .
Ravan

Ravan

Kisi nu kisi di jawani mar gayi. . . . . . . . . . Diti hoi pyar di nishani mar gayi . . . . . . . . .vaise ta ravan v kaint banda c . . . . . . . . . .par ohnu ta ram di janani mar gayi

25 October 2012 11:32:08 AM UTC

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preet .
preet .
flower

flower

full ha gulab ka chamle ka nahe pyar karta ha tumsa tumhre sahle sa nhe

21 October 2012 4:02:16 PM UTC

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preet .
preet .
boy and girl

boy and girl

fulo ko chero ga to kanta laga ga ladkeo ko chero ga to chanta laga ga

21 October 2012 3:59:21 PM UTC

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puneettaheem .
puneettaheem .

accident

Kisi da Accident dekhne te xpresions U.S - Oh My God Pak - Ya Allah ... Africa - O La La Austrlia - Got a Hit . . PUNJABI -o vajeya bhen da yar.. HOr chala tez.

30 July 2012 12:10:39 AM UTC

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puneet taheem .

AEROPLANE

santa:tenu pta yr k aeroplane aina vdda hunda onu rng kida krde hyogay.

banta:o ho santya yr jdo uppr ja k chota ho jnda odo krde a.

29 July 2012 11:57:23 PM UTC

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puneet taheem .
puneet taheem .

BANTA MOBILE

santa:oye bantaya tara mobile chor lai k bhj gya.

banta:koi na lai javay charger tah mara kol hi a.

29 July 2012 11:52:43 PM UTC

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puneet taheem .
puneet taheem .

TAXI

santa:yr tuse kinay brother a.
banta:ase 5 brother a.

santa:yr tuse 5 nay mil kay taxi payi c hna.
banta:hann yr pr ek month chlye koi ni baitha.

banta:baithna sva c 2 janay agay baithay rhnday c tah 3janay pichay.

29 July 2012 11:45:51 PM UTC

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(anonymous) .

SARDAR BUS CONDUCTOR AND 2 BHAIYE

Sardar Conductor: Kithe jana a.

Bhaiya: Anandpur

Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke kehnda: Anandpur Sahib nahi keha janda.

Sardar Conductor to second bhaiya: Tu kithe jana a?

Bhaiya darda darda bolya: Ji main Ludhiana Sahib jana a.

Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke: na othe tere peo ne shahidi payi c?

05 July 2012 7:19:20 PM UTC

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manpreet kaur  .
manpreet kaur .
Santa and Banta

Santa and Banta

SANTA to BANTA- yaar bante eh radio kyun nahi chal reha .. yara dekhi ta sahi
(chuha mareya hoya c radio vich )
BANTA- yaar radio sawa chalna aa ander ta Miss. Pooja mari hoyi aa...

15 June 2012 4:30:40 AM UTC

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08 February 2012 4:45:17 AM UTC

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jajaldeep singh maan .
jajaldeep singh maan .

santa banta funny jokes by jajal

goverment santa te bante nu pagal declair kar dindi hai.
juj-ehna nu agra de pagal khane nahi australia de pejia jawe.
sare pagal plane vich jande time footbaal khelan lag pende han par santa te banta chup chap bethe rehnde han.
pilot 1-shor bohat a riha haija k dekho.
pilot 2 jado janda hai ta dekhda hai ki sare football khel rahe hunde han par santa banta chup kar ke baithe hunde hun. pilot dona nu kehnda hai eh pagla nu chup karao.
pilot ja ke hale seat te baithda hi hai ik dum shanti ho jandi hai.par jado pilot apas ja k dekhda hai ta othe santa banta ikale hi bethe hunde hun.
pilot-sare kithe gae.
santa-asi saria nu keh dita jekar khelna hi hai ta plane to bahar ja ke khelo.

02 January 2012 6:29:13 AM UTC

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preet .

hindi joke by a teacher and a student

t: apna hw nahi kiya
c: nahi
t:tumari punishment yeh haa ki tum koi paanch word likar aana
c:k
ghar jhakar..............
c: papa papa koi 1 word bathayo na
p: mujhe nahi pata tum jao
c: (oosne likha)
c mom koi 1 word bathayo na
m: pehle kachraa ka diba phenkar ayo
c: (oosne likha)
bro: bhaye spiderman dekh raha tha to osne kaha spiderman....
c: (oosne likha)
to last ma papa or mom (dad( darling chalte ha dinner paa) (mom aaj nahi kal chalegaa

10 December 2011 3:57:22 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

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si Teacher Joke in Punjabi
teacher: sukhe te badh wich jamin, asman da fark kiven h?
Santa:sukhe wich neta jamin te dora karde ne,
te badh wich asman te helicopter wich.

16 November 2011 8:26:22 AM UTC

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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

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very funny jokes keep uploading

18 October 2011 7:51:51 AM UTC

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Manjeet Singh (Tinku) .
Manjeet Singh (Tinku) .
Naughty Boy And Sexy Girl

Naughty Boy And Sexy Girl

Naughty boy 2 Girl ; tumhari leg ke bhich mein kya hai,
Girl ; ek lakeer,
Sexy girl 2 boy ; tumhari leg ke bich mein kya hai,
Boy ; lakeer ka fakeer...........!!!

16 September 2011 12:21:55 AM UTC

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harmansingh .
joke

joke

joke

19 August 2011 10:16:45 PM UTC

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Rimi .
Rimi .

hum tum

hum tum ik kamera me banth ho to chabi ko jai
ya tho sab larke soch thai hai

hum to ya soch thai hai kaab chabi laab jaya hum ko bache na chaida

29 June 2011 11:38:18 PM UTC

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joke


Santa:yar me apni gf nu koi gift dena h, ki dvan?
Banta:sone di ring de de.
Santa: yar koi vdi jihi cheez deni h?
Banta: te pher MRF da tire fra de.

30 April 2011 8:32:27 PM UTC

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