Marriage Jokes brings about the hilarious side of marriage which is one event in life which is most ridiculed and made fun of. Married persons will understand the jokes better but anyone in general can see the funnier side of marriage in these jokes. Hen pecked husbands, cheating wives and trouble some mother-in-laws are all a part of life.
This is a few of the most popular marriage jokes.
Wife Joke
My wife looks like a bottle of coke. Earlier it was 300ml, now its a 2 litre bottle.
Hilarious Husband and Wife Joke
Husband: Do you know that on an average women read between 10000 to 35000 words a day?
Wife: Yes, that is because they have to repeat everything often to men.
Husband: What?
Funny Wife
Judge: Why did you beat your husband's head with a chair?
Wife: Because the table was a bit too heavy for me to lift.
Funny Husband
Man1: I am going to be a father.
Man2: Your wife should be happy now I guess.
Man1: The problem is she doesnt know about it.
Funny Marriage Quote
You know the happy marriage is over when the husband calls home and says that he will be coming home late for dinner and the answering machine tells that the dinner is in the microwave oven.
Marriage Quote
My wife and me were happy for twenty two years. Then we got married to each other.
Marriage Joke
Beggar to a lady: You look like an angel. Kindly give some alms to this blind beggar.
Wife: Look how he is trying to cheat telling he is blind.
Husband: He sure should be blind.
Wife: How do you say?
Husband: He told that you look like an angel.
Funny Marriage Joke
Man1: How do you please your wife?
Man2: When you are wrong, admit it. When you are right, shut up.
Hilarious Husband
Man1: My wife says that if I drink once more, she is going to leave me.
Man2: Oh!
Man1: Am going to miss her.
Funny Kid Marriage Joke
Boy: Mom, why do women wear white dress during the marriage?
Mom: Because its the happiest and best day in their life.
Boy: Then why do men wear black dress?
Funny Husband and Wife
Wife: I have a happy news for you. Soon we will be three of us in the house instead of two.
Husband: Wow!
Wife: Yes, my mom is coming to stay with us.
Hilarious Marriage Joke
Wife: Do you know that the guy next door kisses his wife three times a day, gives here roses every evening. Why dont you be also like that?
Husband: Well, I can try as long as he allows me to kiss her.
Marriage Quote
What is marriage?
Marriage isnt just a word. Its a sentence... its a 'Life Sentence'.
Funny Marriage Joke
Marriage is made up of three rings. The first one is called as the 'Engagement Ring', the second one is called as the 'Wedding Ring' and the third one is called as the 'Suffering'.
Hilarious Marriage Joke
Good friends are the ones who stand behind you during your bad times.
To find them, just look at your marriage photo album.
Love Vs. Marriage Joke
What is the difference between Love and Marriage?
Love is a sweet dream while Marriage is the alarm clock.
Love is BLIND but Marriage is the Eye Opener!
Funny Husband and Wife Joke
My wife ran away with one of my best friends last month.
Oh!, how I miss my friend.
Funny Marriage Joke
Husband and Wife were driving through a highway when they saw soime donkeys.
Husband: Are those donkeys your relatives?
Wife: Yes, kind of. They are my in-laws.
Funny Husband
Man1: What is the secret of your marriage?
Man2: We go to the retaurant, have a candle light dinner and walk back home. I go on Fridays while she goes on Sundays.
Marriage Joke
Man1: When ever I feel stressed or tensed in office, I just look at my wife's photo and all problems disappear.
Man2: Wow!
Man1: The thing is, I look at her photo and think
"No other problem can be greater than this".