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14 March 2010 12:27:42 AM UTC in Marathi Jokes SMS Shayari and Kavita

Marathi School Jokes


Marathi School Jokes are jokes about funny school life, the funny dialogues between Teachers and Students and the ever strict headmaster.

College and School Jokes in Marathi Collegecha pahila divas. Kattyavaril mule Chamelila ghertaat…
Mule: Baby, tumche naav kaay?
Chameli: Mala sarvajan Didi mhantaat!
Ek Mulga(aashcharyane): Kamaal aahe! Kay yogayog aahe…mala sarvajan Jeejaji mhantaat!



Principal: Jar koni mulga girls hostelmadhye gela tar pahilya veli 200 rupaye dand, dusrya veli 300 rupaye dand ani tisrya veli 400 rupaye dand laagel.
Pakya(miskiline): Masik paas kitila padel Sir?



Classmadhye Madam vidyarthyanna shikvat astaat….
Madam: Mulanno hya jagaat kuthlech kaam avghad naahi…
Madhyech Chintu ubha rahun Madamla vicharto…
Chintu: Asse hoy, mag madam mala tumhi toothepastechya tube madhye toothpaste punha taakun dakhau shakal ka?



Professor: Boys, shapath ghya ki tumhi cigarette, daru ani mulinpasun nehmi dur rahaal ani deshasathi jivsuddha dyal!
Boys: Deun taku! Chyayla ase jagne jagun tari kay karnar?
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:29:36 AM UTC

 

School Jokes in Marathi Shikshak(mulanna): Ravnachya lankela sonyachi lanka ka mhantat?
Mule(eka suraat): Karan Ravnala lahanpani tyache mummy-pappa ‘Sonya’ mhanayche!



Dagdula parikshet ekahi prashnache uttar yet nahi..
Tevha to prattyek prashnakhali

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Asha lines aakhun khali lihun taakto..
Scratch kara, Uttare milva!



Don vidyarthi shalet ushira yetat.
Guruji: Gotya, tula shalet yaayla vel ka zala?
Gotya: Vadilanni mala 5 rupaye khausaathi dile hote. Te mazya haatun padle ani te shodhnyat mala ushir zala.
Guruji: Ani Bandya, tula ka bare ushir lagla?
Bandya: Guruji, mi tya 5 rupayavar paay theun ubha hoto!



Itihasacha taas suru asto. Guruji mulaanna Napoleonvishai shikavit astat.
Guruji: Mulaanno…Napoleon nehmi mhanaycha ‘ashakkya’ ha shabd mazya shabdakoshatach nahiy!
Chintu(ekdam uthun): Nantar pastaun kaay upayog..tyane vikat ghetana aadhich shabdakosh check karun ghyayla pahije hota!
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:29:07 AM UTC

 

Marathi School Jokes Guruji: Mulinno, tumhala kaay aavadte?
Sarva Muli(ek suraat): phule!!
Shevatchya baakavarun Rangya kokalto: Mule mhanje devaagharchi phule!



Ekda vidnyanache shikshak mulaanna sonyavar havecha kaay parinaam hoto te saangat astaat ani mulanna vichartat, “mulaanno saanga paahu sone faar vel ughdyavar thevle tar kaay hoil?” mule shant basli pan chintune bot var kele. Shikshak aanandit houn tyala punha to prashna vichartat.
Chintu: Sir, sone faar vel ughdyavar thevle tar chorila nakki jail!



Master (vidhyarthyana): Sanga pahoo aakashat vij chamakate tya velela aadhi prakash disato ani nantar awaj aiku yeto ase ka bare?
Vidyarthi (Masterana): Karan ki apalyala dole pudhe aani kaan maghe astat!



Guruji vargat ganit shikavat astaat….
Guruji: Bandu, samaja tujhyajawal 5 laadu aahet.
Bandu: Majhya kade 5 laadu nahit.
Guruji: Are tase samjayla tuzya bapache kay jate?
Bandu(Kalwalun): Aishappath guruji…majhya kade 5 laadu nahit ho!
Guruji(Kantalun): Bare…..tu bas khali… are Gotya ata tu sang! Samaja tujhya kade 5 laadu aahet.
Gotya: Majhya kade 5 laadu nahit.
Guruji(Ragaaun): Are murkha… samajun ghe ki! tujhya bapache kay jate samjaayla?
Gotya: Bare...thik aahe! Pudhe Bola.
Guruji: Tujhya kade 5 laadu aahet ani mi tula ankhi 5 laadu dilet… ata tuzyakade kiti laadu jhalet?
Gotya: 20!!
Guruji: Gaadhva…. 5 ani 5 kaay 20 hotat?
Gotya: Samaja ki ho Guruji….tumhachya bapache kay jate samjaayla?
By (anonymous)
on 14 March 2010 12:28:27 AM UTC

 
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