Marathi Doctor Patient Jokes is a collection of jokes about silly patients, goofing doctors and nurse and they are humorous.
Funny Marathi Doctor Patient Jokes
Beshudh jhalelya mansala doctorkade aanle jaate.
Doctor(nadi tapaasun): Ha tar melay!
Beshudh manuh(lagech uthun basat): mi tar jiwant aahe!
Beshudh mansachi bayako: Chup basa…..tumhala kay kalate? Yewadhe mothe doctor kay khote bholtil?
Patient eka operation nantar…
Patient: Doctorsaheb aata mi rogmukt zalo kay
Uttar milate….
‘Beta, doctor tar khalich rahilet, mi tar Chitragupt aahe!’
Doctoranchya haatatil phulaanchi maal baghun patient vicharto…
Patient: Doctorsaheb, hi maala konasaathi?
Doctor: He maaze pahile operation ahe....jar yashaswi zale tar mazyasaathi, nahitar tumchyasathi!
Chintu Dentist unclena kutuhalaane vicharto..
Chintu: Na dukhta daat kadhta yetat kay?
Dentist: nahitar!
Chintu: Jar mi kadhun daakhvile tar!
Dentis: Kadhun daakhav bare!
Chintu: he he he he he he he he he !!
Dagdu: Doctorsaheb 3 varshanpurvi mala taap aala hota.
Doctor: Mag ata kay zale?
Dagdu(Pramanikpane): Tumhi anghol karaayla manai keli hoti…aata karu shakto ka?
Dagdu: Doctorsaheb he aushadh kontyach medical storemadhye milale nahi!
Doctor: Are maaf kar, mi aushadh lihaylach visarlo…ti mazi sign hoti!
Doctor Patient Jokes in Marathi
Sadobala doctoranni E.C.G. chi chachni karun ghyayla sangitli
Pan Sadobala kahi kelya chachniche naavach barobar aathvena
Baraach vichar karun to saangto…
“Dada, maja C.N.G. karun dyaki!”
Doctor: Vasantrao, tumcha ani tumchya Saucha raktagat ekach aahe.
Vasantrao: Asnarach! Geli 30 varshe ti maze rakt shoshun rahiliy!
Lady doctor: Kay ho, tumhi roj sakali mazya clinic samor ubhe rahun sriyanna ka baghat astat?
Manus: Aho tumhich falak lihun thevlay…sriyanna baghnyachi vel 9:30 am-11:30 am!
Nandu: Tumhi maze rhuday chorlet doctor…I love you!
Lady doctor: Uhu, chuklat..aamhi tar tumchi kidney chorliy!
Doctor Sadobala check kartaat ani hataash houn saangtaat…
Doctor: maaf kara..tumhala brain tumour aahe!
Saboda: Are waah!! Kharech ki kaay?
Doctor(aachryaane): Pan tumhi evadhe khush ka zaalat?
Sadoba: Mazi baiko nehmi mhanaaychi ki tumche doke rikame aahe…Aatta he siddh hote ki mazyajawal mendusuddha aahe!
Patient: Tumchi nurse khupach chhan aahe.Ticha haat lagatach mi ekadam thik jhalo.
Doctor: Ho… mala mahit aahe, chapat cha awaaz mala pana aiku aala.
Marathi Doctor Patient Jokes
Eka mental hospitalmadhye eka manorugnala doctorani chhatala lataklela pahile.
Doctor: “Are! Tu chhatala ka lataklays?”
Manorugn (dat vichkavit): “Disat nahi kay… me bulb aahe!”
Doctor: “Ho ka…mag tu ‘on’ ka nahis?”
Manorugn: “Kuni tumhala doctor kele?…..ha prashn tumhi mala bharniyman suru astana kasa vicharu shakta?”
Doctor: Tumhala mahit aahe kaay ki cigarette eka prakare slow poison che kaam karte.
Sadoba: Aho Doctor sayeb, mala kuthe maraaychi ghai aahe?
Patient mandalit kiti sudharana jhali ahe te baghnyasathi vedyanchya ispitalatale doctor ek prayog kertat. Te eka kordya talavat gadya takun tyat serv patientna ekek kerun udi marayla sangtat. Daha patientpaiki nau patientni talavat udya maralya. Pudhil upcharanasthi tya nau patientsna perat ispitalat pathvile jate. Dahavya patientkade valun doctor anandane mhantat, “Abhinandan tumhi bare jhalat, ata tumhi ghari jau shakta. Pan mala sanga tumhi talavat udi ka ghetali nahi?”
Dahava patient: Mi veda thodich ahe udi marayla. Mala pohta kuthe yete!
Doctor (patientla): Parat tumhala potacha tras suru jhala na, mi tumhala baherche khayala nahi sagitale hote.
Patient: Doctor pan mi tar baherche kahi khallech nahi.
Doctor: Mag he kase jhale?
Patient: Phakta mi baherun don mothe pizza gharich order kele hote.
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