Malayalam School and Teacher Student Jokes is about funny kids and teachers which bring about the memory of school life and the innocent days.
Father and Son Malayalam Joke
Father: Entha mone nee chodyangal mathram padikkunnathu?
Manu: Teacher naale classil chodyangal chodikkumenna paranjirikkunnathu.
Mother and Daughter Malayalam Joke
Amma: Enthina mone nee puthiya veettile chuvarokke varachu vrithi kedakkunnathu?
Kutti: Amma thanneyalle paranjathu, ithu drawing roomanennu?
Funny Joke
Dennis: Che! Ippam aalukalkku sathyavum neethiyum there illaathayi.
Manoj: nine aarenkilum chathicho?
Dennis: Oru manyante kayyil ninnu nooru roopa thazheppoyi. Ayaalariyaathe njanathu chavittippidichu kashttappettu pockettilaakki. Veettil kondu vannu nokkiyappozhalle chathi manassilayathu. Athu kallanote!
Student Leave Joke
Appuppan kochumonodu: Mone, ninte headmaster ingottu varunnundu. Adi kittenda enkil vegam olicho!
Kochumon: aadyam appuppan olikku. Appuppan marichu ennum paranja njan randazhcha avadhi vangiyathu!
Tution Malayalam Kids Joke
UKGyil padikkunna makan: Amme, njan paditham nirthi valla joliyum chrythu jeevikkuvan povukayaa.
Amma: Athinu UKGyil padikkunna ninakku enthu ljoli kittana?
Makan: Njan LKGyile penkuttikalkku tuition edukkamallo?
Student Joke
Ajmal: Ninte achan tailor alle, pinnentha ninte shirt kkeriyirikkunnathu?
Kamal: Ninte Achan dentist alle. Pinnentha ninte aniyan janichappol pallonnum illathirunnathu?
School Joke in Malayalam
Charithram padippikkunna Ananthan saar baijuvinodu chodichu: ‘Nammude raashtra pithavu Mahatma Gandhi uyarthi pidicha aadarsam enthayirunnu?
Baiju: Enikkariyilla saar
Ananthan saar avane pothire thalli. Ennittu paranju koduthu: ‘Ahimsa’
School Comedy Joke
Uchakkusesham classilethiya adhyapika moonnam classile sunilinodu: Clockile cheriya soochiyippol pathinonnilum valya soochi aarilumaayal enthu manassilakkam?
Sunil: Clock repair cheyyan samayamayennu manassilakkam!
Handwriting Joke
Vidyarthi: Ente uthara kadalasil saarentho ezhuthiyittundallo. Ethra sramichittum enikkathu vaayikkan pattunnilla.
Adhyaapakan: Thante kaiyaksharam mechappeduthanamennaa njan ezhuthiyirikkunnathu.
Grammar Joke
Teacher: Eeerkkilinte bahuvachanam parayoo
Kutti: Chool
Comedy Joke in School
Adhyaapakan: ‘Panchasaara’ cherthoru vachakam parayoo ramu
Ramu: Njan payasam kudichu.
Adhyaapakan: Athilevide panchasaara?
Ramu: Payasathil cherthittundu sir.
School Joke
Teacher: Namukku nammude school enggine vrithiyayi sookshikkuka?
Unnikkuttan: Valare eluppam, njangalellam veettilirunnaal mathi
Nice and Funny Joke in Malayalam
Adhyapakan: Enikku oru kuthirayum kazhuthayum undennu karuthuka. Njan ethinte purathaavum kayari savari cheyyuka?
Sunny: Kuthirayude purathu
Adhyapakan: Correct! Engane manassilayi?
Sunny: Oru kazhutha veroru kazhuthayude purathu kayaraarilla.
Birthday Joke
Adhyapakan vidhyarthiyodu: Thante janana heeyathi parayoo
Vidhyarthi: April irupathettu
Adhyapakan: Ethu varsham?
Vidhyarthi: Ella varshavumundu sir…
Homework Joke
Teacher: Ee home work nee thanne cheythathano?
Anoop: Ammaya cheythathu.
Teacher: Athentha?
Anoop: Achanu anganeyulla kanakkukalonnum ariyilla. Athukonda.
Teacher Student Joke
Puthuthayi vanna teacher classile kuttikalodu peru chodichu parichayappedukayayirunnu. Oru vidyarthi peru paranjappol deshyathode teacher: Njan chodichathu Amerikkan presidentinte peralla. Ninte peraa.
Vidyarthini: Athuthanneya teacher njan paranjathu. ‘O Bhama’ yenna ente peru.
School Holiday Joke
Adhyapakan: Yesukristhu, Sreebudhan, Gurunanak,
Mahaveeran. Ivar thammil ethu kariyathilanu sadrisyamullathu?
Sambhu: Ivarokke marichathu Kendra government avadhi divasangalilanu.
Joke
Class teacher: Kuttiyentha thamasichathu?
Naveen: Vahanaapakadamundayi saar
Class teacher: Ennittu kuttikku parikkonnumillallo.
Naveen : Vahanapakadam njan adyamayi kanukaya saar.
Chemistry Joke
Rasathanthra classil adhyapakan: Choodayal chila padarthangalude niram marum. Orudaharanam parayamo?
Sunny: Veettil daddy choodayal mammiyude niram maarum.
School Joke
School varandhayil chutti nadakkunna vidyarthiyode adhapakan: Thanokke enthinado schoolil varunnathu?
Vidyarthi: Vidyakku vendi
Adhyapakan: Enkil classil kayariyirikku
Vidyarthi: Vidya innu classil vannittilla saar
School Joke
Teacher: Pazhaya kalthe oru jeeviyude peru parayoo
Appu: Zebra
Teacher: Athengane?
Appu: Pinnillathe, athu black and white alle?
Laugh Out Joke in Malayalam
Class teacher: Kaayavum Maayavum thammilulla vyathyasam enthanennu parayoo
Nalini: Kaayam rasathilum sambarilum upayogikkum.
Class teacher: Appo maayamo?
Nalini: Ellathilum upayogikkum.
Class Teacher Joke
Class teacher: Kaalayum pasuvum oru maithanathil meyukayayirunnu. Ee vakyaghadana sariyaakki parayoo.
Subi: Pasuvum kaalayum maithanathil meyukayayirunnu.
Class Teacher: Enthina Subi angane thiruthi parayunnathu?
Subi: Sthreekalkkalle teacher ellayidathum munganana!
Teacher Joke in Malayalam
Teacher: Mrigangalkku illathathum manushyanu ullathumaaya oru prathyekathayenthanu?
Joju: Mrigathinu orikkalum oru manushyanaakaan kazhiyilla. Ennal manushyanu palappozhum mrigamakan kazhiyum.
Hilarious Joke
Adhyapakan: ithavana markkellam mosama. Saaramilla adutha pareekshakku nee enpathu sathamanavum vanganam.
Kutti: Njan nooru sathamaanavum vaangum.
Adhyapakan: thamasa parayalle.
Kutti: Saaralle thudangi vachathu!
Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: Enthanu sathyavum viswasavum thammilulla vyathyasam?
Kutti: Teacher njangale padippikkunnu ennathu
sathyam. Njangal padikkunnu ennathu teacherinte viswasam!
Malayalam School Joke
Classil pattu paadunna kuttiyodu Tintumon: Ninakku Tvyilo radioyilo paadikkoode?
Kutti: nghe? Athrakku nannayittundo?
Tintumon: Hey, athalla. TVyilo radioyilo aakumpam off cheyyallo!
Innocent Kid Joke
Adhyapakan: sadaa samayavum kanneerolippikkunna jeevi?
Kutti: seeriyal nadi
Classroom Joke
Classil teacher: TV akramangalkku kaaranamaakum ennu parayunnathu sariyaano?
Appumon: Athe teacher.
Teacher: Athentha?
Appumon: Njan TV on cheythal mathi appol thanne amma enne thallan varum!
Funny School Joke
Chodyam: Ammayum adhyapakanum thammilulla vyathyasamenthanu?
Utharam: Ammakku oru kuttiye mathram urakkam, adhyapakanu oru classile muzhuvan kuttikaleyum!
Malayalam Exam Joke
University pareeksha ezhuthikkondirunna vidyarthi supervisorodu: Saar… ee chodya paper kazhinja varshathethu thanneyanallo!
Supervisor: Athu than randamathum ezhuthunnathu kondu thonnunnatha… Aadyamayi ezhuthunnavarkku aa abhiprayamillalo!
Funny Student Joke
Teacher: Vellathil ninnum enthina current edukkunnathu?
Kutti: Allenkil kulikkanirangumpol currentadikkum!
Funny Teacher Joke
Teacher: Aaranu ninte ishtapetta ezhuthukaran allenkil ezhuthukari?
Arjun: Teacharude makal
Teacher: Athinu aval onnum ezhuthiyittillallo?
Arjun: Ella azhchayum enikku love letter ezhuthunnundu.
Teacher Student Malayalam Joke
Teacher: Minnalundakumpol minnal aadyavum idisabdam pinneedum undakan enthanu karanam?
Vidyarthi: Nammude kannukal munnilum chevikal purakilumaayathu kondu.
School Joke in Malayalam
Adhyapakan: Pandukaalathu vivahadivasam varane kuthirappurathu konduvannirunnathu enthinaayirunnu?
Kutti: Odi rakshappedan oru avasaram kodukkan.
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