Malayalam Friends Jokes

Malayalam Friends Joke
Ramu: Thanenthinado aa truck kandappol odiyathu?

Babu: Ente bharya oru truck drivaroda olichodiyathu. Avale thirichelppikkan varikayaanennu karuthi.

Friends Mallu Joke
Kuttappan: Nee avalodu kshama chodichittum aval nine thalliyenno?

Ramanan: Paranjappol oru grammar mistake pattiyatha. Ennodu porukkanam ennullathinu pakaram ente koode porukkanam enna njan paranjathu!

Elephant Joke
Raman: Edo balaa, thante aana charinjedo.
Balan: Athinentha, aana ninnalum charinjaalum pantheerayiramennalle?

Raman: Athalla, aanayude adiyil thante penperannorum undayirunnu!

Friends Malayalam Joke
Narayanan: Edo orikkalum madyam kazhikkaruthu. Oru thavan kazhichaal pinneppinne athoru seelamaavum.

Ayyappan: Onnu podo, athokke chumma parayuvaa. Kazhinja pathinanchu varshamaayi njan madyam kazhikkunnu. Ennittum athoru seelamaayittilla.

2 Friends Joke in Malayalam
Thomas: daivam havvye aanu aadyam srishtichirunnathenkil enthu sambhavikkumayirunnu?

Seban: Enkil aval daivathinte vaariyellu ooriyeduthene!

Dinner Joke
Kuttappan: Njan ennum oru kozhiyeyum koottiyaa chapathi thinnunnathu.

Rajappan: Ho, ithinumathram panam thante kayyilundo?

Kuttappan: Enthina athinumathram panam? Oru chappathi njan thinnum orennam kozhikkum kodukkum.

Powercut Joke
Paralokathethiy koottukar thammil.

Oraal: Ivideyum power cut aano? Onnum kaanan vayyallo!

Matteyaal: Powercut alleda. Nee bhoomiyil vachu kannu daanam cheythathu marannupoyo?

Two Friends Joke
Soman: Sookshichal dukhikkenda ennu parayunnathu verutheya.

Mustafa: Athentha?

Soman: Nooru gram kanjavu sookshichathina enne innale police pidichathu!

Friends Bet Joke in Malayalam
Panthayam vachu nooru roopa nediya Robertinodu Praveen: Enthayirunnu panthayam?

Robert: Oru ethappazham ottakkadikku moonu kashanamakkanam!

Praveen: Neeyathengane sadhichu?

Robert: Njan athinte naduvil ninnu oru kashanam kadicheduthu!

Fastfood Joke
Thattukadayilirunnu bhakshanam vaari valichu kazhikkunna aalodu changathi: Thanenthina ingane aakrantham kaanikkunnathu?

Matteyaal: Ivide ‘fastfood’ ennu ezhuthi vachirikkunnathu kandille?

Friends Joke
Ganesh: kanathaya thante makanu Malayalam mathramalle ariyoo? Pinne pathrathile parasyathil avan thamizhum hindiyumokke samsarikkumennu koduthathenthina?

Jose: Athu pinne avane kanathayittu oru varshatholamayille? Ippam thamizhum hindiyumokke padichittundenkilo?

Mobile Phone Joke
Mohan: Njaninnale mobile shoppukarane pattichu?

Rohan: Engane?

Mohan: njan ezee charge cheyyan nooru roopa
koduthu. Pakshe thettaya number koduthu.

Funny Friends Joke in Malayalam
Vasudevan: Innethado pathivillathe thante mobilil ishtam pole ‘I love you’ messagukal varunnundallo?

Ajayan: Athente mobilalla, ente bharyayudetha!

Birthday Gift Joke
Gopan: Innente kamukiyude birthdaya. Enthu sammanam kodukkanamonnu oru idea kittunnilla.
Babu: Ninte kamuki kanaan engine?

Gopan: Sundariyaanu.

Babu: Enkil ente phone number koduthekku.

Mallu Mother in Law Joke
Geetha: Kaduvayeppole cheerikkondirunna ninte ammayiamma ippol eppozhum punchirichu kondanallo nilppu. Ithengane sadhichu?

Tina: Deshyappedathirunnal ammayude mukham aiswarya raiyudethu poleyanennu njan paranju.

Dentist and Friends Joke
Gayathri: Rani, Neeyinnale pakal muzhuvanum dentistinte adukkalayirunnu ennalle paranjathu? Ennittu oruthante koode cinema theateril ninnirangi varunnathu kandallo?

Rani: Ayaalanu njan paranja dentist.

Two Friends Mallu Joke
Priya: Ninte bharthavinu pushpangal ennal athrakkishtamano?

Mohini: Athedi, urakkathinidayil daliya, jasmine, lilly ennokkepparanja enne angeru chombikkunnathu.

Malayalam Friends Joke
Hema: Current illathathukondu enthoru budhimutta? Mixeem washing machinumonnum work cheyyippikkan pattunnilla.

Seema: Veettil pinne aa prashnamilla. Chettan pension ayathil pinne ee vaka upakaranangalonnum edukkareyilla.

Vanaja Girija Joke
Vanaja: Oru installment pirivukarane vivaham cheythathu abadhamayippoyenna thonnunnathu.

Girija: Enthu patti?

Vanaja: Orumma thannalum ayaalu parayum ithu thavanakalaayi thirichadakkanamennu!