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20 December 2009 1:26:13 AM UTC in Hindi Jokes and Shayari

Lovers Jokes in Hindi


Lovers Jokes in Hindi are funny jokes abou lovers, their Romance, their marriage plans and parents who dont like their love. These jokes are funny to read and provide an insight into the world of romance and love.

Hindi Lovers Joke Ladki: Aste lag raha hai.
Ladka:r ektu
Ladki:r parci na to
Ladka:r ektu, dhuk jayega
Ladki:off ki tight
Ladka:dhur tumhara churi tum nije parna
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:29:03 AM UTC

 

Love and Lovers Hindi Joke Ladki o ne saat jhut bolti hai

1. maine tumko payar karti hu

2. maine abhi vi kumari hu

3. tum mere pehle payar ho

4. oh ye to sabse jayada bara hai jo maine kabhi nahi dekha

5. tum mujhko sabse pehla ho jo mujhko touch kar rahe ho

6. meine suck karna hate karti hu

7. thik hai, tum ho
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:28:43 AM UTC

 

Funny Hindi Joke Ladka-ladki raat jag kar kiun baat karti hai?

kiun ki wo jante hai “Andhar ki baat kabhi suraj nahi dekhta hai”.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:27:43 AM UTC

 

Short Lovers Joke in Hindi Kisko ye payar karti hai?

Ladki:dost, ye mere jamai hai. Or wo mere sabse asse friend hai.

Ladka:hello, keysa ho?
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:27:18 AM UTC

 

Boyfriend Hindi Joke Ek ladke ke saath ek ladki jab vi uski mann kharap hoti hai to uski sath baat karti hai.

Ladki:wo kuch nahi khata hai. Koi kam vi nahi karte hai. Mere saath vi baat nahi karte hai. Wo mujhe ab nahi pasand karte hai.

Ladka:wo kaun hai?

Ladki:kiun,mere boyfriend!!!
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:27:01 AM UTC

 

Ladka Ladki Hindi Joke Ladka:hello,keyaa karti ho?
Ladki:meine bahar jata hu,tumko baad mein phone deta hu.
Two days baad,
Ladki:uss din kiu phone dia tha?
Ladka:emni,khobor lene ke lyee.
Ladki:oh,acca rakhi.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:26:46 AM UTC

 

Funny Lovers Joke in Hindi Ek mota ladka aur ek moti ladki exama den ke bad:
Ladka: tumhara exam kaysa hua?
Ladki: mota-muti.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 1:26:26 AM UTC

 
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dabbu .
dabbu .

ambulance

safed sadi mein jab tum laal bindi laagati ho,
maa..kaasam ambulance naazar aati ho..

14 August 2012 5:05:11 AM UTC

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Lilendra .
Lilendra .
Tumhare Liye

Tumhare Liye

Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya
Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya
Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko
Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya..
..............i love you neha

13 August 2012 4:02:50 AM UTC

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Lilendra .
Lilendra .
TRU LOVE

TRU LOVE

Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,
Bhari basant me jaise phool gir pade,
Dukh ye nahi ki unhone hame alavida kaha,
Dukh to ye hai ki uske baad vo khud bhi ro pade…

25 July 2012 10:52:40 AM UTC

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John .
John .
Life

Life

Aashoon ko dil ki dheliz pe laya na kar/
Dil ki dard parayon ko dikha ya na kar/

Log namak leke phirte hain/
Dil ki zakhm zamane ko dikha yan kar/

29 June 2012 1:49:22 AM UTC

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True loove .
True loove .

kavi

Woh dekho !
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Tutata hua tara
Dil se kuch mangana
maine manga sacchi dil se
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ye massage jo padh raha hai use hamesha
khush rakana !!!!!!!
have nice day

25 June 2012 3:11:44 AM UTC

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True loove .
True loove .

kashmiri

Har taraph ye ulzan hai ki hum aap ke bare me sochte hai ya aapko yaad karte hai ya aapse pyar karte hai ,,,,,,,,,,
aap jab hamare saath the to bahut der ke baad aapko pehchana ..............




tab shayad aap humse baat karte to hum bhi aapse baat karte or baat aage badhti



abhi shayad thodi duri hai ye duriya koun mitayega





muze yakin hai ki aap mere baato ko samaz gaye honge.................

25 June 2012 3:03:45 AM UTC

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True loove .
True loove .

Kasruri

Sacchi Dosti
1 dost ne kaha kya chahiye?
2nd dost ne kaha teri jaan
Agle hi din uski deadbody k paas 1 letter mila jisme likhan tha.........................




Pagal jaan bhi koi mangane ki chiz thi
kho diyan na muze.............. !

25 June 2012 2:52:42 AM UTC

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Ravi Chandwani .
Ravi Chandwani .
joke

joke

Kaun Kehta h..
"Ladki Hasi Means Fasi"
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Arz Kiya h
Muskurana toh Har Ladki ki Ada h..
Wah Wah
Usse Jo Mohabbat Samjhe Woh Sabse Bada Gadha h..!!:D:-P
narayan sharma .
narayan sharma .
Your love my life

Your love my life

Shree Redhay

05 April 2012 12:54:31 AM UTC

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ANIL SHARMA .
ANIL SHARMA .

RAJVEER

First Love Is Last Love

05 April 2012 12:47:06 AM UTC

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papa ji .
papa ji .

hindi funny jokes

mera joke ek information hai ki is site pe time waste na karo.
chutiyo ne joke mare hai aur padne wale chutiya ban rahe hai.
by: tumhara shubchintak tumhara baap
Sachin .
Sachin .

Wanted

i want to make a good girlgriend
my mob. no. is 8878280044

15 March 2012 5:38:42 AM UTC

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Sachin .
Sachin .
wanted

wanted

I want to make a good girlfriend..
my mobile no.is +918878280044

15 March 2012 5:36:45 AM UTC

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priya kanani .
priya kanani .

luv is like a frndship

is luv is like a frndship
no,luv is not a frndship it is just like a plucking flower bcoz love means
L- lake of sorrow
o- ocean of tears
v- valley of plucking flower
e-everything is gone mad in love

13 March 2012 10:00:25 AM UTC

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Vishant choudhary .
Vishant choudhary .
sad sayeri

sad sayeri

1:-Aisi bewafaai ki ussne ,
mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi….
apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi…


2:-Logon Ne Kaha Ki Main Sharabi Hoon,
Maine Kaha Unho Ne Ankhon Se Pilaiee Hai.
Logon Ne Kaha Ki Main Ashiq Hoon,
Maine Kaha Ashiqi Unho Ne Sikhaiee Hai.
Logon Ne Kaha ”Vishant” Tu Shayar Dewana Hai,
Maine Kaha Unki Mohabbat Rang Laiee Hai...

3:-Dard ki harr ik hadd se ab guzar gaya hoo’n mai,
phir kabhi na simtunga you’n bikhar gaya hoo’n mai…
Maut bas nahee’n aati rooh k nikalne se,
sans mujh mai baqi hai phir bhi marr gaya hoo’n mai…

4:-Agar Kush Hai Woh Dekh Kar Ansu Meri Ankhon Me,
To Khuda Ki Kasam Hum Muskurana Hi Chod Denge.
Tadapte Rahenge Use Dekhne Ko
Magar Uski Taraf Palke Uthana Hi Chod Denge.
Wo Manjil Hi Kya Meri Jo Dukh De Us Ko,
Khuda Ki Kasam Us Manjil Pe Hum Jana Hi Chod Denge!…

5:-Shaam Bhi Udas Hogi Raat Bhi Udas Hogi
Kafan Me Lipti Meri Laash Hogi
Ae Dafna Ke Janewalon Unse Keh Do
Qabar Me Bhi Unki Tasvir Mere Saath Hogi…….

by:-vishant choudhary.

03 March 2012 1:26:29 AM UTC

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Ranjeet singh .
Ranjeet singh .
Tera chehra nazr se hat ta nahi

Tera chehra nazr se hat ta nahi

Tera chehra nazar se hathta nahi
waqt kate se bhi ab to kat ta nahi
tanha jina mera ho gaya duswar,
jab se hua hai pyar tum se hua hai pyau
mere khyalon se harpal gujrati hai tu
meri shansho me har pal savanrti hai tu
kiya pyar ne kaam kuchh iss tarha
ki mere dil ki har dhadkan main utrari hai tu
tera chehar nazar se hatta nahi
woqt kate se bhi kat ta nahi

28 February 2012 3:44:38 AM UTC

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Ranjeet singh .
Ranjeet singh .
Tera chehra nazr se hat ta nahi

Tera chehra nazr se hat ta nahi

Tera chehra nazar se hathta nahi
waqt kate se bhi ab to kat ta nahi
tanha jina mera ho gaya duswar,
jab se hua hai pyar tum se hua hai pyau
mere khyalon se harpal gujrati hai tu
meri shansho me har pal savanrti hai tu
kiya pyar ne kaam kuchh iss tarha
ki mere dil ki har dhadkan main utrari hai tu
tera chehar nazar se hatta nahi
woqt kate se bhi kat ta nahi

28 February 2012 3:31:29 AM UTC

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pankaj tiwari .
pankaj tiwari .
pankaj

pankaj

pyar aa jata hai aankhon me rone se phle
har khwab tut jata hai sone se phle
bepnah pyar kate hai hum unse kash wo samjh jate hamen khone se pahle.

04 February 2012 11:41:12 AM UTC

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