Jokes is a general list of some of the most funny jokes you will ever read and enjoy. Be prepared to visit the doctor for a stomach ache which you will get by reading these humorous yet hilarious jokes in all categories. Enjoy the day going though this page full of jokes that will take the stress of your daily tiresome life in this fast paced world. If the jokes give you 3 to 5 seconds of laughter and happinnes, the author's purpose is achieved.
Technology Joke
Technology's Impact
Dad's leaves Scrap in Facebook:
Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. we miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!
Submitted by Prasanna Venkat on 08-Sep-2009
Husband and Wife Joke
Wife: The doctor has come to see you.
Husband: Tell him that I am not feeling well and wont be able to see anyone.
Joke
Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees.
Teacher Student School Joke
Teacher: What is the first month?
Student: January
Teacher: What is the second month?
Student: February
Teacher: What is the tenth month?
Student: Delivery
Funny Joke
What do you call a deep burnt food item in your lunch that is not recogonizable?
UFO: Unidentified Fried Object.
Recession Joke
Employeee: I got to have salary increment. Three other companies are after me.
Boss: Really? Which are the three companies?
Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company.
Teacher Student Joke
Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something I didnt do.
Mother: Thats very bad of your teacher. What was that you didnt do?
Girl: The homework.
Girlfriend Joke
Girl 1: Oh I am doomed. Thats my husband coming coming with my lover.
Girl 2: I was about to say the samething too!
Funny Jokes are so good that you will be able to make out the lighter side of these in the split of a second as soon as you read them.
Computer Joke
Why shouldnt you hold a DVD upside down?
Because the data might fall down.
Joke
Good Resolutions are Like Beautiful Girls:
They are easy to make but hard to keep.
Office Joke
Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work?
Candidate: Yes I think so, I have worked in 10 different places in the last 3 months.
Boss Joke
Who is a Boss?
Boss is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Funny Joke
Man1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am able to hear something two blocks away.
Man2: Cool, how much did it cost?
Man1: The time is three past ten.
Crazy Joke
Before going to sleep you can say goodnight.
But before waking up can you say Goodmorning?
Funny Joke
Man1: My son is not listening to anything I say.
Man2: Is he so adamnant?
Man1: No, he is deaf.
Husband and Wife Joke
Husband: Do you know that John who lives next door has two girlfriends unknown to wife.
Wife: Who is the other one?
Hilarious Joke
Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in.
Husband: The doctor has ordered me to wear my specs whenever I get an headache.
Deadly PJ
Teacher: How many letters are there totally in A.B.C.D?
Student: 4
Teacher: I meant the complete set, not just A.B.C.D
Student: 52
Teacher: What?! How?
Student: Lower case 26 and Upper case 26.
Childrens Joke
Teacher to kid: Whats your mother's name?
Kid: Mom
Hilarious Joke
Man1: Your kid just looks like you ditto.
Man2: Shhh, dont talk loud. Thats not my kid. Thats my neighbours kid.
Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: Which month has 28 days?
Student: All months have 28 days.
Poor Joke
Kid1: What happens when Tension increases?
Kid: It becomes 'Eleven'sion.