Hindi SMS Jokes is a huge list of short sms jokes, funny shayari, romantic sms and friendsship sms which are fun to read and can be forwarded to friends. Funny Hindi SMS Jokes are best way to fool your friends and trick them into making a donkey or monkey of themselves but yet have good fun.
Boys Vs. Girls Hindi SMS Joke
Jab boys vomit tab parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
Jab girls vomit tab parents says kaun tha woh kamine,
Moral of the story: jovi vomits boys are always kaminey.
Joke SMS
Toot jaane ko chor gaye hai,
Bapas lautoon ya age chaloon main kya karoon,
Boh meri har rara ko andhere se jor gaye hai!
Joke SMS
Sab se dosti kiya nahi karna,
Dard ka ehsaas yun dilaya nahi karna,
Ghau kitne hi gehre kyun na ho,
Apnapan un se jataya nahi karna.
SMS
Aap kahe to mor jaye hum,
Ashique mile to pee lete hay,
Aap kahe to jee lete hay,
Hum to hay un phulo jaise,
Jo kaanto mein bhi jee lete hay.
Funny Hindi Joke SMS
Cham Cham kar ke ayi,
Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi,
Main Sindoor leke khara raha,
aur wo rakhi ban ke chali gayi.
Sunder Joke
Nupuro se nupuro ka naad sundar hai,
Pyaar se vi pyaar ka unmaad sundar hai,
Dekhne wale tujhe sunder kehte hai,
Par tujh se bhi zyada ke teri yaad sunder hai.
Nice SMS
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai
Nice Hindi SMS
“ Teri har subah chamakti rahe,
Teri har shaam gungunati rahe,
Tu jise bhi mile is tarah se mile,
Ki har milne wale ko teri yaad aati rahe.. hameeesa
Hindi Life SMS
“ Kuch to atee hain jannat ki tamanna lekar,
Kuch tamannayein jeena sikha deti hain,
Hum kis tamanna ke sahare lake jiyein,
Ye zindgi roz ek tamanna rukh deti hai.. ”
Rhyme Hindi SMS in English
Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna tu soyega uth ja yaar,
up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
uth ja jaldi pele chai,
iski bad call me and say hi…
Milna SMS in Hindi
Milna
Jo asni sa se mila wo ha gum
Jo muskil sa mila wo ha paisa
Jo kisi kisi ko mila wo hai payer
Jo naseb walo ko mila wo hai thm jasa para dost ka SMS
Hindi Fun SMS
Moburak ho appko
Hawoa ke sath ha
Subha ke kushbu
Sagar ke sath ha
Suraj ka kiran
Mobarak ho app ko
Ak navi suruat
Moburak ho app ko nai subha
Hindi Fun Message
Ful; Baharo sa dur he,
lakin khubsa nahi Chad din sa dur ha chadni sa nahi to mujce
dur he lakin mara dil sa nahi kui ke tum mara dost hoo.
Hindi SMS Message
Lamhon Ka Hisaab na rakho
Tum Lamhon Ka Hisaab Rakhte Ho,
Zindagi Ki Haseen Kitaab Rakhte Ho,
Fursat Milay To likhna Kbhi,
Kya Mujhey "Dil Se" Yaad Rakhte Ho.
Funny SMS Joke Hindi
Gareeb admi: Doctor sab mere paas paise nahi hain,
ap mera elaaj kar dein to kabhi apke kaam aunga
Dr: kya kaam karte ho?
gareeb admi: qabar khodta ho.
Daily Life SMS in Hindi
Ek bimar admi Nind me se uthkar
doctor se bola-"Kam ho gaya Doctor sahab!
Maine khudkushi karne ke lie Indian gate se kuda tha,
Par abhi tak mai jinda hun!"
Doctor Sahab bole"Beshak aap mare nahi jinda hai.
Par jis aadami par aap gire tha, wah usi vakt gugar gaya.
Hindi Joke Message
Agar Chaha ta ho.
Keya tum soft banna chahata ho?
Keya tum cool banna chahata ho?
To fir ..
Jayada sa jayada pani pio
Kiu ke 1pani he ha itna soft & coll ha jo
Har kisi ma Adjust hota ha.
Missed Call Hindi SMS Joke
Ku Ku ki mis call ka intezar 11 hazar ladki’o ke mobile kar rhe hai
Magr 1 bat samajh lo Ku Ku ki mis call ana mushkil hi nai namumkin ha
Kyon k
Ku Ku k pas balance he nai hai
Funny Love Hindi SMS Joke
Aap ke mahabubu/mahabuba app ko kitna payer kata ha?
Janna chahata ho?
To phir inma sa koi ek select karen. A, B, S, N, E, F, T, Y, R, K. Reply fast i m waiting.
A...90%:>
B...100%:
S...80%
N...60%
E...50%
F...75%
T...05%
Y..0%
R...25% (mehnat karo
K...98%.
Hindi SMS
Mara Dill ha jaha par
ohaha mara sarir nahi ha
Par mara sarir ha jaha par
ohaha tum nahi ho.
|