Hindi SMS

Hindi SMS Joke
Barsat ki rat
1 bhigi ldki
Bhiga Badan
Bhige hont
Bhigi julfe
Usse nazre mili
milte he dil ne kaha
.
.
kal ye 100% Bimar hogi....

Hindi SMS Joke
"MAA-BAAP"Ki 1 Dua Zindgi Bna Degi.
Khud Royegi Mgar Apko Hasa Degi.
Kbhi Bhul Kr Bhi Maa Ko Na RULANA,
1 Choti Si Bund puri kaynat hila Degi.

Hindi SMS Joke
BANDAR Nachega,
Cell Uthayega,
SMS Padhega,
Muskrayega
Ab BANDAR ise Fwd Kar K Hoshiyari Dikhayega.

COLEGE
dur jati ho to bandh hoti mere sans.,
Muje pyar se rakhna apne Dil ke pass
dur jati ho to bandh hoti mere sans.,
God ke siwa kisi se na karna Fear,
Dekhna kabhi Zindegi mai teri nahi aayega Tear.
Submitted by RADHA on 18-Mar-2010

Joke
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( '.' )
==(,,)==(,,)== uff !

thank gay ap ki diwar pr
charty charty sirf ye kehny k liya

GOOD NIGHT
Submitted by PRIYA on 06-Mar-2010

bakara mama
1
message
received

1


1

nice person sent it


1
one bakara is
reading it

bakara is smilling
now

bakara is still reading.

bakara will now forword this mwssage 2 other bakara..!!?
Submitted by naresh keka on 04-Feb-2010

Rain SMS in Hindi
bahut dino se thi aasman
ki saazish,
aaj puri ho gayi hai unki qwaahish..
bheeg lo aap bhi mausam me,
mubarak ho aapko ye pehli baarish....!

HAPPP MONSOON AADAB.
Submitted by ankit on 23-Jan-2010

Hindi COLLEGE SMS
PHOOL HAI GULAB KA KALI
KISS KAM KI,
PHOOL HAI GULAB KA KALI
KISS KAM KI...JAB
COLLEGE MEIN LADKI PADAIE
KISS KAM KI.
Submitted by NAVEEN on 23-Jan-2010

Hindi SMS
Din sundar suraj uthne par,
raat sundar chand uthne par,
sapne sundar modhur hole,
sristi sundar purno ho kar,
r tum sundar ho ek lej lagane par


Wo sabse jayda BEKUB,HABA,GADHA, jo bura angul se sms parti hai.
Hi,Hi,Hi
Akhon ar angul sarane se kuch nahi hoga jo hona tha wo ho gaya.


Ankhe:tumko dekhne ke lyee.
Haat: tumare doa karne ke lyee.
Demag: tumhare khayal rakhne ke lyee.
Dil: tumko payar karne ke lyee.



ladke friend aur ladki friend par keya farak hai?
ladke log miss call pa kar call back karti hai magar ladki log nahi karte.

Hindi SMS Collection
Tumhari dill se dosti jo paia,Mera dill khusio se var gaya,
Ab mar bhi jao to keya gam hai,Saare sapne to pura ho gaya.


:tum bazaar ja rahe ho aur bag nahi le jate ho kiun?
:bazaar mein aag laga hai, ja dam uske lyee meri panjabi ki pocket hi kafi hai.



Tum badal gaya ho,
tumhare chalchalan pehle jaysa nahi hai,
uss din bohot daka magar tum nahi suna.
Matha nar kar,
ghas khate khate lez nar kar chala gaya.
Bohot dukh hua.


1st friend: suna tum 2 bag sim card kina to ajki exam kayse hua?
2nd friend: keya aaj exam thi?


Keya tum ladka aur ladki ho?
Answer ke lyee niche dekho
…
…
…
Bekub ye niche nahi. Tumhari niche dekho.



Ladkio kabhi tumhare mobile ko book pocket par nahi rakhna coz uha koi network nahi hai
Ladka log mobile rakho pant ki pocket par rakhna coz uha par network hai.


Bibione bahut kathin chise hai..
Sokal: kapre dhoega
Bikal:sukaoge kapre
Saajh par: iron karega
Raat:khulega kapre
Adhi raat: khojega kapre ko…



Congratulation… tum to 1-10 par gin na sikh gaye ho. Kal A-B-C sikhaunga.



Aap man ho to parie 'Inga Minga' aur aap women ho to pariee 'Ichinga Michinga'
Oops! Tum to dono mantro hi para hai toh tum ab ho 'Hizra'.

Hindi SMS Messages Collection
Payar kaise aandhe hota hai?
:saadi kar dene ke baad.


:sabjanta kaun hai?
:sabkuch ki ans na jante hue vi jo answer deta hai wo.


:chul ladki ki beauty hai, magar chul parne se uske keya problem hai?
:Beauty ko koi khona nahi chahta hai.


:dadu kya khoj rahe ho?
:meri chosma nahi pa raha hu.
:mein to tumhare chosma hu.
: to mujhko paper padke sonao.
:ye mane..meri chosma nahi pa raha hu.


:phone toh aap vi karne parta tha
:ha thik bola.
:sabjanta sab jante hai magar sabjanta ki sab kuch kam par nahi lagta.



Chorne ki baad kaun bahut khatarnak hota hai chiriakhane ki Bagh aur Neta?
:Neta,kiunki neta ki bhukh kabhi nahi marta.



Pher aunga is desh mein
:may be oporadhi ho kar nahi to neta banker jail se jamin le kar.



:jarurat se jayada vakti aur neta ki vakti kiska lakshan?
:chor ka.


:baba hum log jail se kab mukti paoge?
: ek upay hai, ja kar bathroom par achar kha.


:aunkle keya mein alu ki chop khake dekh sakta hu?
:ye le beta.
:ki leoge?
:nahi aunkle jab mein camay karunga tab lega.



Payar karne wale ko kaya saja dia jata hai?
Usko saadi karake do.



:is alaka ko ek hajar log sakshi dia,mujhko voter nahi banake ab jaogi kaha?
:magar iss form me to likha hai ki durniti baj ko voter banana uchit nahi hai.



Captain: sainik,aap keya swimming jante hai?
Sainik:jani,sir.
Captain:kaha se sikh kar aya?
Sainik:pani pe sir.



Malik:aapne bola tha ek years ke andar jo vi vangega aap badal dega.
Dokandar:ji ha thik kaha.
Malik:gari chalane ke waqt mera ek dat aur ek paa vang gaya, badal deo.

Short Hindi SMS
Humko 1st dekha karne ke din yaad ata hai? Mein train ki janala khula aur tum meri pas daray,meri tarab haat barake bola tha bhaia do paisa de do…



Bondhu mane udar akash-meghla roder ghor. Bondhu mane snigdho alloy sisir veja vor. Bondhu mane bijoy khusi,ektu oviman moner majhe kothay jeno ektu khani tan.



:vison chap…
: bolo to meine ab kaha hu?
: chap ki andar.


Police:iha par car park nahi karna,dekha nahi nisedh kar gaya.
Man:meri gari meein security system high hai koi nahi churi karegi.



:doctor,meri dan pa bohut jalati hai. Bohot dukh hota hai.
:wo age ke lie.
:meri ba pa ki to same age magar wo to nahi dukhta hai.



Doctor:keya aap ki ye khayal ata hai ki aap sun rahe ho koi baat magar pehchan nahi par raha hai?
Patient: ha jab maine phone par baat karti hu.


:aapki brain update kar jata hai, jara chup raho…
:searching… searching… searching koi brain nahi pa gaya.


Janam to lia tha free main ab mrittu ke aag tak tax de jao, iss lie bola jata hai koibhi chese free pe nahi lia karo. Kya r karoge iss no. par 50Rs. Flexi kar do.


Iss desh par kaun sukhi hai?
: jiski naam sukhi rakha uski maa-bap ne.
:harjeet rahega. Tai bol kar…
:taigar ki har

Hindi Mobile Phone SMS
Madam meri mobile kam nahi kar raha hai, jara aapki mobile par call karke dekhengi?
Meri sandal ki no. pe phone karo kam karega.

SMS
Chand kiu nahi sota hai?
jisko gum nahi aata hay uski company de kar liee.

Q and A Hindi SMS
Ripa khub valo ladki hai, iski question keya hai?
Ans:Aap mujhko lie eek false baat karo?

Nice Joke SMS
aap keyaa jasmjha ladki log weak?
he he.. iss job par maine 5000Rs. Pata hu aur tum 3000Rs. To ab bolo kaun weak?

Hindi SMS Joke
Ek admi uski bibi ko marne ke liee poison le aya.
Wo kha kar uski bibi nahi mara, doctor ne bola ye chuhe marne ki liee poison tha.
Ye sun kar wo bola sale aaj kal poison par vi vejal hai!

Rude Hindi SMS
Beta:papa mujhe Bandar dekhna hai
Papa: nahi beta, abhi bandor sms par raha hai.

Nice Hindi SMS
Kuch log kabhi nahi rote hai,
kuch panchi kabhi nahi urte hai,
kuch atma kabhi nahi marte hai &
kuch yaade kabhi marne nahi dete.

Comedy Hindi SMS Message
Ek upay hai 3000 Rs. Pane ke
To know niche dekho
Niche
Aur niche
R ektu niche
Chi,chi tum itni niche gir sakte ho?

Funny Hindi SMS
Dear subscriber 'apki magipara ki bill baki hai,jara refill karke dobara aane ke lyee sujag lijyee'.

Sweet Friend Hindi SMS
Suru karna possible at any time,
payar possible hai kuch samay,
Saadi possible hay one time,
magar a sweet friend tumhare tarah possible only once in sare jibon me.

Hindi Teasing SMS Message
Mujhe call karo urgently:
Ek kharap news tumhare liee hai,
Keyea tum shock paya?
Meine just joke kar raha tha- ye sms sabko patha do & dekhna wo log keyse bewkuf hota hai.

Hindi SMS Message
Dhumpan(smoke) karo sobne plz…
S= Send,
M= Me,
O-One,
K-Kool SMS,
E-Everybody.
So plz jara dardse feel karna mere tarah smoke karna.

Teasing and Rude Hindi SMS
Tum sixty james bond ki saman ho,
How?
007*60=420.

Maths SMS in Hindi
Tum keyse ek ladki ko math sikhaoge?
Jog karo bed,
biog karo uski kapre,
devide karo uske paa ko,
prabesh karo tumhare sab root &
ab dekho tumhare solution

SMS Message in Hindi
Meri sokal,bikal,dupeher sab tumko dia magar tumhari raat jaaga prohar gulo meri kar lia,
Chu kar dekho bondhu raha tha bondhu jab raha karti thi.

Hindi Happy New Year SMS
Klanti ki sab obosad vul jaunga, chu dega dunia ke 'Odrissho haat' Aj-unmochito hoga prapti ki morak. Happy new year.

Hindi SMS Message
Aakash tumkko Nileema dega,
chand tumko Purnima dega,
Nadi tumko Jhorna dega magar mein tumko real payar dunga.

Hindi Special SMS
Tumhari mann ko khul do,
Receive karne ke liee meri wish,
Khul do tumhari dilko,
Tumhari aankh khulo,
Meri smile receive karne ke liee,
Tumhari mobile on karo,
Meri special sms pane ke liee.

Hindi Short Shocking SMS
Meine kal sadi karne ja raha hu,meri parents & relatives yeh nahi janta hai, kuch logo ki invite kia aur tum ek ho. Plz kuch nahi lekar aana just mere lie eek bahu le aao jo mujhko saad karegi.

Miss you SMS in Hindi
Din akela hai sunlight ke bina,
Raat akela hai chand ki light ke bina,
Sagar akela hai pani ke bina,
Phool akela hai smell ke bina,
Admi akela hai friend ke bina,
Really I miss u.

SMS
Garu ka lez uthane par gobor parti hai,
Gobor ho toh tumari baat yaad ati hai,
Jotodin gabar rahega utni din tumhari baat
Maine nahi bhulunga.

Friendship and Dosti Hindi SMS
'Birth' se jiban suru hota hai,
'Beauti' hai dunia ke jiban,
'Love' hai jiban ki part,
'Death' hai end of jiban,
'Friendship' hai heart ki jiban.

Hindi SMS
Maine tumko koi kasta dia hai to meine maph chahta hu kiun ki mere apne koi kosto paye
Oh meine nahi chahungi.