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20 December 2009 12:42:32 AM UTC in Hindi Jokes and Shayari

Hindi Doctor Patient Nurse Jokes


Hindi Doctor Patient Nurse Jokes are funny and comical jokes which hows the lighter side of doctors, nurses and silly patients. Most of these jokes are about the hefty bills provided by doctors and silly patients who fail to understand the prescription.

Nurse and Patient Joke Patient:Nurse Moojhe EKDAM potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khaye to roti,normal ke liye kya karu?

Nurse:PoTTI KHA!!!!
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:29:33 AM UTC

 

Funny Doctor Cinema Joke Agar Doctor na film banane start kar di to film ka nam hoga-

Paralyzed ho na ho
Hum blood de chukka sanam
Mari yaar ke endscopy hai
Kaho na Diabeteshai
Hash ap hamara patient hoti
Pregnant banaya apna
Kabhi ICU Kabhi CCU
Hamara stethoscope apke pas hai
Operation to hona hi tha
Phir haddi fracture
Om surgery Om
Hypertension for you.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 5:34:48 AM UTC

 

Hindi Doctor Joke Patient  Doctor  ko bola --> Doctor  Sahab  Mujhe Dur  Ka Nazar Nahi ata hai..

Doctor na kaha-- > Wo Asmaan  Par Kia Hai?

Mareez --> wo Suraj hai

Doctor > Aabay  andhay  is  s e duur kia  khudha ko dekhaga keya..!
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 4:32:55 AM UTC

 

Doctor Patient Joke in Hindi Patient: Docter Sab, mujhe bhool janey ki bemari hai

Doctor: Aap ko ye bemari kab se hai?

Mareez: Konsi bemari. . .
Then Doctor give a prescription to the patient
Kus samay bad----
Mareez : doctor sab a  dawai  to kahin se nahi mil rahi

Doctor: oo ho.. dawai likhna to hum bhol hi gaya ye to hamara signature hai:-

By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 4:32:42 AM UTC

 

Doctor Hindi Joke Kaya hai a daily life jara dekha jai--
husband: "Mujhay Janwaron k Doctor k paas lay chalo"
Wife: "kon hai wo?"
husband: "Roz Subah Murghay ki tarah uthta  hoon;
Ghoray ki tarah bhaag k Office jata hoon;
Gadhay ki tarah kaam karta hoon;
Ghar  a ke  sab par Kuttay ki tarah bhonkta hoon;
Aur Raat ko Bhains k sath so jata hoon..

By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 4:32:11 AM UTC

 

Funny Doctor Joke in Hindi Doctor:bolo apki husband ki keya problem hai?

Bibi:wo khub durbal hai.

Doctor:usko besi besi karke dud khawan.

Bibi:maine to dudh khane ke lyee magar wo to tipta hai.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 12:45:26 AM UTC

 

Patient and Doctor Joke in Hindi Admi:maine bohut dinse cigarette chodne ke liee kosis karta raha hum agar nahi parta hu.

Doctor:jaldi petrol pump par koi job le lijie ga.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 12:45:00 AM UTC

 

Doctor Joke Bibi:meri pati mujhko khub jalati hai.

Doctor: usko tin file gum ki tablet khate dena.

Bibi: toh wo to mar jayega?

Doctor:toh uski valo ghum hoga aur aap vi chainse nind parna,magar bichane par nahi kabar par.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 12:44:45 AM UTC

 

Hindi Comedy Doctor Joke Admi:main eek problem le kar problem par hai,keyaa aap bolna paroge wo problem keyaa hai?

Doctor:tumhara problem hai ki ye koi problem nahi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 12:44:29 AM UTC

 

Doctor Nurse Joke in Hindi Nurse: aur rogi de kar keya karega? Operation kar ke to sushtho admi ko osushtho kar deta hai aap.
Doctor: iss problem solve karne ke lieehi to aur rogi dorkar practice karne ke liee!!!
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 12:44:12 AM UTC

 

Hilarious Doctor Joke in Hindi Doctor ane se pehle rogi mar gaye”-iske English keya hay?
Very simple- “Innlillahi wa innalillhir rajiun”.

By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 12:43:59 AM UTC

 

Hindi Doctor Funny Joke Ek doctor ke pas gaya Rohan aur dekha 4 dollar ke binimoye baccha valo hota hay.

Rohan: wo keyse?

Doctor: tumhare bibi ko rakh jao aur 4 dollar de jao 4 din ke lie, guarantee hai tumhara
Baccha kala nahi hoga.

By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 12:43:39 AM UTC

 

Funny Hindi Doctor Patient Joke Doctor ki vul report me ek husband uski wife se kaha
Bola tha na tum upar raho aur mein niche rahu to tum pregnant nahi hota.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 12:43:17 AM UTC

 

Hindi Doctor Joke Ek admi bohot bemar tha,uske paribar ke log doctor ke pas le gaya
Doctor: e to mar gaya..
Patient: bahar ho kar, uski paribar se bola, doctor ne keya bola?
Paribar: chup karo tum to mar gaya, tumhare dafnake ata hu.
By (anonymous)
on 20 December 2009 12:43:03 AM UTC

 
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me .
me .

Juli

Santa goes to Juli's house aur bola:Bata main kon
Juli:Tu kon
Santa:Mein kon
Juli:Main kon
Santa:Are Pagli! tu Juli.
01 November 2012 12:00:07 PM UTC
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RAHUL-HIMANSHU .
RAHUL-HIMANSHU .

Teacher and student joke

English teacher :

aaj sabko my best friend par 10 lines likhni hai.

thodi der baad ek student ne uthkar pucha

madam " BHOSDI WALE " ko English main kya kahte hai..
18 October 2012 3:31:08 PM UTC
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RAHUL-HIMANSHU .
RAHUL-HIMANSHU .

bad joke

LUND ne salary bhadane ki arzi di,
jiske 4 reason the

1.MAIN JYADATAR NIGHT DUTY KARTA HU.
2.ANDHERE ME DUTY KARTA HU.
3.DUTY WALI JAGAH ME BAHUT GARMI HOTI HE AUR FISLAN BHI HOTI HE.
4.HAMESHA GHANE JANGALO ME DUTY KARTA HU.

arzi namanzur kar di gayi uske bhi 4 reason the.

1.TUM KAUN SE POORE 8 GHANTE DUTY KARTE HO.
2.JAB MOOD HOTA HAI TAB DUTY KARTE HO.
3.DUTY KE WAQT AKADTE BAHUT HO.
4.AUR SABSE BADI BAAT.... DUST KHATAM HOTE HI"thook" KE CHALE JATE HO..
18 October 2012 3:26:52 PM UTC
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RAHUL-HIMANSHU .
RAHUL-HIMANSHU .

FUNNY SARDAR JOKE

sarmila sardar suhagraat ko wife ke sine par hath lagaker ye kya he

wife- isme se dudh nikalta he

sardar- tum dudh nikalo main

"PARLE-G" laker aate hu..
18 October 2012 3:17:56 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

mar ne wala joke

good for me
02 October 2012 6:55:42 AM UTC
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Vansh Thind .
Vansh Thind .

New Idea Of Proposing A Girl.

New Idea Of Proposing A Girl.
Boy: “Can I Take A Photo Of You”

Girl: “Why ?”

Boy: “Just Wanted To Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age“
27 July 2012 10:38:47 PM UTC
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shivnandan pahare .
shivnandan pahare .
hi.............

hi.............

Patient:Nurse Moojhe EKDAM potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khaye to roti,normal ke liye kya karu?

Nurse:PoTTI KHA!!!!
01 March 2012 11:41:21 PM UTC
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parvej .
parvej .

kabir doha

uchi gand ziraf ki
dekh kabira roye aise
gand kis kam ki jise mar sake n koi
27 February 2012 7:01:09 AM UTC
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subas .
subas .

g

maa:beta kuta ghar me kese aya
beta:maa apne pero se
22 February 2012 9:09:22 AM UTC
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veer .
veer .

hello hello mera le lo ....................dil

hello hello mera le lo .........dil
bolo bolo apni kholo ...........juban
hello mera le kar to deko ..........
kitna bada h mera dil..........ha ha ha
vishva .
vishva .

vishva

good jokes
sangeet .
sangeet .

shivanshu

this is a very good page.if anybody wants to give response i am ready.
24 October 2011 4:50:16 AM UTC
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sangeet .
sangeet .
(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

nurse and patient jokes.

chakkas joke hai.
30 September 2011 4:05:29 AM UTC
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