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17 January 2010 3:28:51 AM UTC in Gujarati Jokes and SMS

Gujarati SMS Jokes

Gujarati SMS Jokes are short and sweet sms forwards and text messages which are funny to read and enjoyable to forward to your friends.

Gujarati Funny SMS Jokes aman beedi pita hta,
raman:bapu tmari beedi mathi dhumda kem nathi niklta.
aman:te na nikle aa to CNG beedi 6e.


Sri mobile ji dev nee kripa this sms free thayi gya 6e,
to sms naa bhkto ne vinanti k sdbhavna thi,
jetla sms thaye tela krva. Jai Mobile Maharaj.


KANKU PGLA krje mara GHAR maa,
SNEH nu TORAN bndhje mara Ghar maa,
Hu pan taro ane aa Hridey pan Taru,
E haq Jtava Pagla Krje maraj Gharma.


devun 6e dil dan maa,
devun 6e dil dan maa,
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6e koyi chaukri dhyaan maa.
By (anonymous)
on 30 January 2010 1:28:08 AM UTC

 

Gujarati SMS Jokes Collection Ankho Vrsi Jaye che,
Vedna Vgar
Haiyu Baari Jaye che
Pidha Vgar
Jivwna Toh 6 Lakh Karan
Pan Swas Atki Jaye che Tamara Vagar

NMSKAR, Aa navri sms seva ma apnu ' SWAGAt ' che.
amara sms jo apne gme to kripa kri ne 1 miss call maro.
jo na gme to, baju wala ne 1 lafo maru.


Gami te mali nhi,
mali te favi nhi Favi teni sathe mja avi nhi,
ane mja avi te kaym mte rhi nhi, TENU NAAM NOKRI.


Dil per hmlo tyo ne dil tooti gyu.
koi ke 6e ke mnobal khooti gyu
khoti buma bum 6e doctroni
aa to tme yaad aya ne bicharoo dhbkaro chuki gyu.


Loko khe 6e k Haasa tena ghar vsya,
Pan e kon jane 6e k
Ghar vsya pa6i ketla haasa.!


achank raste maa mulakat thayi gai,
karvi naa hti e vat thayi gai,
me khyu tara mathe chand lavi daoo,
to e boli jane MURKH hve to savar thayi gai.


Hu Thara Prem Maa,
Tu Mara prem Maa,
Avu to naa-thi ne ke 'Apde bee 1 bija naa vhem maa'.


Mosam badlyo ane thndak thayi gayi,
Tmara sms vina Jindagi bechain thayi gayi,
Tme bhooli gya 6o amne k paachi,
SMS ni skeem puri thayi gayi.


Tu naa thi to aa jgat Udhas laage 6e,
Poonam si raat mne amas lage 6e.
Aanu Aanu maa jgatna nihalu 6u tne,
nyan ni kiki maa pan taro vas laage 6e.


sngreli yaado ret baani vikhraye 6e,
jetli shodhu etlij khove 6e,
man ne bahu smjavu n javaye e disha,
jya spno pan kodini kimate vechaye 6e.


Honth che lal ne Gulabi che gal,
Kem chupavi sakis tu tara dil nu aa hal,
Mne dikhey che tuj maa muj nu bhvishya
Tu je cho mari aj ne kal.


Sheena:Te kem tari kamwali ni kdhi muki..?
te to bahu saari hati.
neena: Aetle je kdhi muki,kem ke te mara pti ne pan bhu je sari lagti hati.


Dil par hamlo tayo ne dil tuti gayu,
koyi khe 6e ke mnobal khuti gayu,
khoti buma bum 6e doctroni
aa to tme yad aya ne bicharu dhabkaro chuki gayu.


svare uthine krava jeva agtyana 3 kam?
1. prabhu ne yaad kro jathi tme jvi shako.
2. mne sms kro jathi hu jivi shaku.
3. sabu daine nhi lyo,jethi loko gav shke.
By (anonymous)
on 30 January 2010 1:27:27 AM UTC

 

Funny SMS Ayo tamne pani te coca cola bnano sikhho,
1 glass pani lyo,
ema freeze ma rakh doyo,
pa6i 30 min. pani thandu padi jao,
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Thanda Matlab Coca-Cola.
By (anonymous)
on 30 January 2010 1:18:08 AM UTC

 

Jolly SMS in Gujarati Door rhi ne pan pas rhevani mne aadat che,
yaad bnine ankho maathi vehvaani mne aadat che,
pas na hovaa chata pas j lagissh,
mne ehsas bnine rehvaani aaat che.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 9:02:28 AM UTC

 

Funny SMS Prshansa maa naathi hoti,
K ninda maa naathi hoti,
Mja j hoi che chup chup maa,
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Te chrcha maa naathi hoti.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 9:02:04 AM UTC

 

Funny SMS Text Message in Gujarati Tuta che dil mero,
tuta che dil mero,
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1 dard manjar me dubo najar padshne.
mayus ho ke jabo dekho ainao
toh 1 bandar najar padshne che.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 8:57:55 AM UTC

 

Teasing SMS in Gujarati Avte haaso choo.
Javte haaso choo.
Svare haaso choo.
Ratre haaso choo.
Sukh ma haaso choo.
Dukh ma haaso choo.
Tamne shu lage che ?
mane ke farak pade che,
sab shu samajage tame pagal che.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 8:54:37 AM UTC

 

Prem SMS in Gujarati Prem
Prem
Prem maa,
Aa pdya 6e bdha prem maa,
Pehla m k 6e k Sunder mja no khdo,
Pa6i thi pde badha moti rado.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:40:37 AM UTC

 

Gujarati Short SMS Svare uthine krava jeva agtyana 3 kam?
1. prabhu ne yaad kro jathi tme jvi shako.
2. mne sms kro jathi hu jivi shaku.
3. sabu daine nhi lyo,jethi loko gav shke.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:40:14 AM UTC

 

Gujarati SMS Joke Mara mrn per tme ansu naa bhavsho,
Mara mrn per dosto gum naa krsho,
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Mari yaad ave toh sedha uper je avjo.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:39:41 AM UTC

 

Rhyming SMS in Gujarati Popt Betho 6e Dal Per,
Ansu Pde 6e Rumal Per,
Hu Toh Fidaa 6u Thari Chal Per,
Pa6i Kem Naa Pde 2 Gal Per.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:39:12 AM UTC

 

Short SMS Msg Joke in Gujarati Aje achank mulakat thayi gayi,
krvi na hati e vaat thayi gayi,
me khyu tara mte suraj lavi daun,
tne khyu jaa jutha hve to rat thayi gayi.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:38:50 AM UTC

 

Jolly SMS Gujarati aje achank mulakat thayi gayi,
krvi na hati e vaat thayi gayi,
me khyu tara mte suraj lavi daun,
tne khyu jaa jutha hve to rat thayi gayi.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:38:24 AM UTC

 

SMS Joke Gujarati Fidaa 6u ini chal per,
ena bolva na tal per,
bhle pde mara gal per,
pan kahe daun 6oo akha gam ne,
Aankh na rakho mara mal par.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:38:02 AM UTC

 

Laugh Out Loud Gujarati SMS Devun 6e dil dan maa,
devun 6e dil dan maa,
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6e koyi chaukri dhyaan maa.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:37:34 AM UTC

 

Hilarious SMS Joke in Gujarati Honth che lal ne Gulabi che gal,
Kem chupavi sakis tu tara dil nu aa hal,
Mne dikhey che tuj maa muj nu bhvishya
Tu je cho mari aj ne kal.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:36:16 AM UTC

 

Gujarati SMS Mosam badlyo ane thndak thayi gayi,
Tmara sms vina Jindagi bechain thayi gayi,
Tme bhooli gya 6o amne k paachi,
SMS ni skeem puri thayi gayi.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:35:59 AM UTC

 

Gujarati Comedy SMS Hu Thara Prem Maa,
Tu Mara prem Maa,
Avu to naa-thi ne ke 'Apde bee 1 bija naa vhem maa'.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:35:45 AM UTC

 

Gujarati SMS Message Joke Achank raste maa mulakat thayi gai,
karvi naa hti e vat thayi gai,
me khyu tara mathe chand lavi daoo,
to e boli jane MURKH hve to savar thayi gai.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:35:26 AM UTC

 

Comedy SMS Text Message Gujarati Loko khe 6e k Haasa tena ghar vsya,
Pan e kon jane 6e k
Ghar vsya pa6i ketla haasa.!
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:35:02 AM UTC

 

Gujarati Joke SMS Gami te mali nhi,
mali te favi nhi Favi teni sathe mja avi nhi,
ane mja avi te kaym mte rhi nhi,
TENU NAAM NOKRI.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:34:33 AM UTC

 

Funny Gujarati SMS NMSKAR, Aa navri sms seva ma apnu ' SWAGAt ' che.
amara sms jo apne gme to kripa kri ne 1 miss call maro.
jo na gme to, baju wala ne 1 lafo maru.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:34:09 AM UTC

 

Gujarati Friendship SMS Joke Kem che bhai?
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mja ma ne su chal che jalsa ne.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:30:18 AM UTC

 

Gujarati SMS Joke Haiya me gum rakhu 6u,
Dil me tharu naam rakhu 6u,
Thari Yad me dukhe 6e maaru mathoo,
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Tyare to khisa me ZANDUBAM rakhu 6u.
By (anonymous)
on 17 January 2010 3:29:53 AM UTC

 
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