Funny Punjabi Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Jail Joke
Santa:kal 5 sal to bad mera putt jail toh wapas aa riha h.
Banta:usnu taan 6 sal di sja si?
Santa:usde ache bartaw karan usdi 1 sal di sja kam ho gyi.
Banta:bda vadiya! rab eho jihe putt sab nu dyi.

Boss and Santa
Santa: pehle din job te badi der tak kam karda riha.
Boss:bda khush hoiya, te santa nu bulnda h,
kal tu eni der tak ki kam kita?
Santa: sir keyboard de sare alphabet order wich arrange kite.

Punjabi Santa Banta Joke
Santa: tere daand kive tut gye?
Banta: hasan naal.
Santa: oh kive?
Banta: yar kuch nhi kal me ik phelwan di biwi nu has ke vikha riha si.

Santa and Postman Joke
Postman: tuhadi chitti den lyi 5 km toh aya haan.
Santa: ini dur toh aan di ko lor si, post kar deni si.

Santa in Newspaper Office
Santa:newpaper office wich apne dost de gum hon di khabar den lyi gya.
ki rate h?
ans:50rs/inch
Santa: yar eh taan bda mehnga h..oh taan 6feet lamba si.

Funny Joke
Santa: tu taan kiha si ethe tanga tanga tak pani h,
eh taan sir tak pani h?
banta: yar savere ethe bathak(duck) ghum rahi si,
ohna di taan tanga tanga tak pani si.

Santa Banta Ticket Checker Joke
Banta(ticketchecker):apni ticket dikhao?
Santa:letter post da ticket dikha dinda h.
banta:eh taan letter da lagan wala ticket h?
Santa:je is ticket de naal eh letter puri duniya wich ghum sakda hai,
taan me Q nhi.

Santa Wife Joke
Santa di nvi nvi shaadi hoyi.
Santa: darling ki tu meri thodi jihi salary wich khush rahegi?
Wife: haan par mainu tuhadi fikar h,
tusi bina paise toh ki karoge?

Girlfriend Joke
Santa:car wich apni girlfriend naal jande hoye achanak,
main tenu jhoot boliya si,
GF: ki?
Santa:me married haan.
GF: tusi taan dra hi dita si,
mainu lgya tusi kahoge eh car tuhadi nhi h.

Santa and Wife Joke
Santa: jado v main pape di talwar vekhda haan,
taan mera ldayi te jan nu dil karda h.

Wife:te jande Q nhi?

Santa:ki karan, fer uhna di nakli lttan yad aa jandi h.

Santa and Doctor Punjabi Joke
Santa:Doctor mainu gal karde time aadmi dikhai nhi dinda.
Doctor:eh kadon hunda hai?
Santa: jado me phone te gal kar riha hunda haan.

Silly Dumb Joke
Santa te banta nu rashte wich jande hoye 2 bomb mile.
Santa:chal police nu de dende h.
Banta:je rashte wich koi fat gya taan?
Santa:jhut bol dwange ek 1 hi milya si.

Santa and Guard Joke
Santa: massor place te gya, te uthe ja ke tipu sultan di kursi te beth gya.

Guard: sir eh ki kar rahe ho,eh tipu sultan di kursi h.

Santa: oye chinta na kar jado tipu sultan ayega taan me uth javanga.

School Joke
Teacher: daso dharti te chand wich ki rishta h?
Santa : bhai bhen da.
Teacher: kiven?
Santa: Q ki chanda nu mama kehnde hai te dharti nu maa..

Silly Santa Banta
Santa: mainu 1 hathoda te 1 keel chidi h.
Banta: Q?
Santa: kisi ne kiha hai ke mere computer di window kharab ho gyi.oh lgani hai.

Santa Banta
Santa:tu savere kine vje uthda h?
Banta:jado suraj di kiran meri khirki wich aundi h.
Santa:tu taan badi jaldi uth jana h?
Banta:nhi mere ghar di khirkiyan paschim di taraf h.

Santa and Jailer Joke
Jailer: tenu kal 4 vaje fansi de diti javegi.
Santa : jor jor naal hasan lgya.
Jailer: hash Q riha hai?
Santa: main taan uthda hi 9 vaje haan.

Teacher and Santa
Teacher: is janwar da per vekh te isda nam das?
Santa: nahi pta.
Teacher: tu fail ho gya, apna nam das?
Santa: mera per vekh te nam likh le.

Comedy Joke
Santa:aaj toh 5 saal pehlan me ik watch lyi si,
watch len toh 1 din bad hi oh nadi wich gir gyi, us time toh aaj tak chal rahi h.

Banta: ki watch?

Santa: nahi nadi.

Dog Joke
Santa: da kutta gwach gya.

Banta: yar tu akhbar wich kahbar de de?

Santa: khabr taan me de dwan, per mere kutte nu padhna nhi aunda.

Teacher Student Santa Joke
Teacher: daso duniya da sab toh purana janwar kehda h?

Santa: teacher ZEBRA.

Teacher: kiven?

Santa: Q ki oh black & white h.

Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: daso ki mahilawan nu 35 toh bad bache hone chaide hai?

Santa: nhi teacher 35 bache bahut hunde h.

Orange and Apple Joke
Santa:orange te apple wich ki farak hunda h?
Batna:orange da color v orange hunda h, te apple da color apple nahi hunda.

Santa and Judge
Judge:tu apni limit cross kar riha h.

Santa:kon saala kehnda h?

Judge: teri himmat kive hoyi mainu saal kehan di?

Santa:My Lord me kiha "kon sa law" kehnda hai.

Preeto and Jeeto Joke
Preeto: ki gal teriyan aankahan suji hoyi h, rat nu soyi nhi?

jeeto : sari rat mera 2 sal da putt ro riha si.

Preeto: taan ik lori ga ke suna deni si?

Jeeto: sunayi si,usde papa bole teri loriyan toh taan eh ronda hi changa lagda h.

Funny Punjabi Joke
Santa di wife apne balan nu kana te pa ke, daso ji kiho jihi lag rhi hoon?
Banta: je kana de naal muh te v pa lve taan paki kanjri lagu.

Funny Preeto Joke
Preeto: vakil ji mera pati ik number de dhokebaz, ghatiya aadmi h.
Vakil: herani naal , tusi eh kiven keh sakde ho?
Preeto: Qki mere ik v bache di shakal us toh nhi mildi.

Joke Santa Banta
Santa: apne bachiyan te bigad riha si, gadhe da putt, ullu da patha, suvar di aulad.
Banta: eh sun ke banta bolda hai, oh gadhe, ullu, suvar Q bachiyan te bigad riha h.

Wife Joke
Santa: start hon to bad eh gaddi band hi nhi hundi,
ki tu drive kiti si eh gaddi?
Preeto: haan.
Santa: taan hi iste tera asar pe gya.

Silly Santa Banta Joke
Santa: teri umar kini hai?
Banta: 12 saal.
Santa: pichle saal v tu ae hi dasi si?
Banta: te ki main apni gal te atal na rava.

Santa and Teacher Joke
Teacher: bachon hun tuhade paper aa gye ne, te jo kuch v puchna h hune puch lo,

Santa: bas tusi aina das dvo k paper kehdi press wich chap rahe h.

Santa, Banta and Marriage

Bunty: papa me tuhanu apni barat wich nhi le ke javanga.
Santa: herani naal, Q?
Bunty: tusi kehda mainu apni barat wich le ke gyi si.

Funny Punjabi Santa Banta Joke
Santa: tere ghar wich aag lag gyi ?
Banta: koi gal nhi usdi insurance hai.
Santa: tuhadi biwi v andar hai?
Banta: koi gal nhi usda v insurance h.

Maths Joke
Santa army test wich,
Armymen: 2+2 kine hunde h?
Santa : 4
Armymen: 4+4 ?
Santa : 8
Armymen: 8+8 ?
Santa: pta nhi ,meriyan 10 hi ungliyan ne .

Preeto and Santa Joke in Punjabi
Preeto: gusse naal, T.V wich ajihi ki gal hai jo tusi har vele usde naal chipke rahnde ho?

Santa: bunty di mummy,
main jdo v chavan T.V da muh band kar sakda haan ,tera nhi.

Santa Marriage Joke
Preeto: kal asi shaadi karan wale h, te me tuhanu apni pichli sariyan gallan dasna chandi haan?

Santa: tu 5-7 din pehlan hi taan mainu sariyan galan dasi h.

Preeto:oh taan 5-7 toh pehlan di galan si, is de wich jo hoi ne.

Santa and Nurse Joke
Santa: ik sohni nurse nu sister main tere naal shaadi karna chanda haan?
Nurse: eh tuhade parvar ch hunda hona, sade parvar wich sister de naal shaadi nhi hunda.

Santa and Banta
Santa: oye banta tu jado v mainu vekhda h, aankhan kyu chura lenda h?
Banta: oye chori tu karda hona main kde v teri ankan nhi churayi.

Sata Preeto Joke
Santa: ik gal das mere rishtedaran wichon tu kis nu jyada chandi h ?
Preeto: thodi der soch k, tuhadi saas ji nu.

Santa Banta Joke
Santa: tu truck vekh ke dar Q janda h?
Banta: ik truck wala meri biwi le ke nath gyi si,
har var lagda h ke jiven usnu vapas karan aya h.