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21 February 2010 7:01:44 AM UTC in Marathi Jokes SMS Shayari and Kavita

Funny Marathi Jokes


Funny Marathi Jokes are funny, entertaining and humorous jokes written in English which will provide you a good and jolly time.

Jolly Marathi Jokes Yakub Pathan eka mulila mhanto
Yakub: I Love You.
Mulgi: Aho mister..jara sabhyatene bola.
Yakub (adbine zukun): "Assalam-o-Alaikum"
I Love You.


Sawakar: Shyamrao tuhmi ghetalelya karjapaiki tumhi ek pan rupaya dila nahi, tewha madhala margha shodhu. Tumhi ghetalelya karja paiki aardhe karja mi visarun jato!
Shyamrao(lagech uttartat): Thik aahe…. mi pan aardhe karj visarun jato!


Gharmalak(tavatavane): Mi tumhala gharbhade denyachi 3 divsaanchi sut deto.
Gangaram: Thik aahe…mag mi Christmas, Holi ani Diwaliche 3 divas magun gheto.


Lagnachya pangtit Gangaram khup velepasun jevat asto. Ek Varati tyala vicharto…
Varati: Kay ho, kiti veleparyant jevaal?
Gangaram (nailajane): Mi swataha kevhapasun khaun kantalaloy, pan kay karu lagnapatriket lihiley- Jevnachi vel 11:00 AM to 4:00 PM.


Pahune: Kaayho mahashay, tumchya gaavat kuni motha maanus janmala aalay kay?
Sadoba: Nhayba, aamchya gaavat sagli tanhi baalech janmala yetyat!
By (anonymous)
on 21 February 2010 7:11:51 AM UTC

 

Funny Marathi Jokes Ek manushya kabarvarti ektach baslela asto. Dhondiba tya rastyane jawlun jaat asto.
Dhondiba: Kayho, evdhya raatri ektech hya smashanat basaayla bhiti nahi watat?
Manusya: Kasli bhiti….aatmadhye khup garam hot hote mhanoon thodya velaasathi baher yeun basloy!


Ganu kumbharala aaple gaadhav vikaayche hote. Tyane papermadhye jaahirat dili: “Aapnala gaadhvachi garaj asel tar mala yeun bheta!”


Ganpatrao ekda eka granthalayat jaatat. 3-4 taas ek pustak waachlyavarte granthapalala aaple tya pustakavishayiche mat saangtaat.
Ganpatrao: Agdi kantaalvane….mazya ubhya aayushyat evadhe rataal pustak mi waachle navhate….pustakat evadhe characters pan storych naahi!
Granthapal: Aho ti telephone directory aahe!


Chimanrao eka TV showroomadhe jaatat.
Chimanrao: Aaplyakade colour TV ahe kay?
Salesman: Ho saheb.
Chimanrao: Ek nilawala dya!


Patrakar: Mantriji, aapalya deshat ghatasphotache praman wadhatach chalale aahe. Ya vishai aapale kay mat aahe, yache kay kaaran asu shakel?
Mantri: Marriage!
By (anonymous)
on 21 February 2010 7:11:17 AM UTC

 

Marathi Jokes Khodkar Chima eka zadavar jaaun basli. Tithe baslele ek makad tila vicharte…
Makad: A pori..ithe var ka aalis?
Chima: Keli khayla!
Makad: Pan he tar aambyache zaad aahe!
Chima(vaakulya daakhun): Maahiti aahe…mhanun tar kelisuddha sobat aanliyat!


Dhondiba aaplya baykochya jaachala kantalun ekda eka saadhukade jato.
Dhondiba(Kalvalun): Baba, mazi bayko mala khup tras dete ho…kahitari upaay saanga!
Saadhu: Murkha…Upaay asta tar mi Saadhutari kashala zalo asto?


Babanla rastyavaril prattyek falak waachnyacha veda naad asto. Ekda raatri to rastyane jaat astana eka khambavar laavlela falak tyala andhuksa disto. Vachtana tras padto mhanoon to spidermansaarkha khambavar chadhun falakajawal jato. Falakavar lihilele aste, ‘Khambala lavlela rang nava aahe, krupaya haat laau naye.’


Anath aasramcha manager kanjus Hiralal shethjina…
Manager: Shethji, aamchya anath aasramasathi tumhi kaay karu shakta?
Shethji: Mi anath aasramat mazya paachi poranna paathau shaketo!


Ekada mulagi baghanyacha program asatho tenva mulila prashna vichartat.
Pahune: Gavun dakhawa.
Mulgi: Walat ghatlay.
Pahune: Walu dya.
Mulgi: Hi ghya walu (hatat dete).
By (anonymous)
on 21 February 2010 7:09:19 AM UTC

 

Marathi Funny Jokes Mulgi: Panditji maze don affair aahet. Tyapaiki kunashi maze lagna hoil? To kon nashibwan asen?
Pandit: Pahilyashi lagna hoil ani dusra nashibwan asen!


Shejari: Mi gane gaayla laaglo ki tumcha kutra bhunkayla lagto..jara aavra tyala!
Shejarin: He bagha mazya kutryachi chuk nahi..suruvat tumhi kartat!


Judge: Tumhala Kaydyacha “ka” suddha yet nahi, vakil ka zalat? Mag ata kay karal?
Vakil: Judge banel!


Judge: Tumhala Kaydyacha “ka” suddha yet nahi, vakil ka zalat? Mag ata kay karal?
Vakil: Judge banel!


Chhaganrao ekda aapla kutra viknyasaathi kharedidarajawal bolni karat astaat.
Kharedidar: Ha kutra pramanik aahe na?
Chhaganrao: Ho tar! Charda vikle yaala pan pratyekvela saral mazyakade aala!


Tisritla Bandu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala tyache Pappa vichartat…
Pappa: Bandu, tu ka bare radtoyas baala?
Bandu(hundke det): Mi gurujinna uttar dile mhanun mala marle tyanni!
Tyache Pappa gondhalat padtat. Tevha Bandu pudhe sangto..
Bandu: Tyanni mala Marathimadhil tin linganche udaharan dyayla saangitle ani mi mhatle, ‘To baak, Ti Shala ani Te Guruji!!’ Pappa, hyat maaze kaay chukle?
By (anonymous)
on 21 February 2010 7:08:28 AM UTC

 

Marathi Jokes Ek hindi mulaga marathi mitrabarobar eka lagnala yeto.
Jevanachi pangat basate. Navardev ani navri ekmekanna ghas bharvat astaat. Tevha hindi mulaga vicharato ki te doghe kaay karat aahet. Marathi mulaga uttar deto, “Woh dono ghas kha rahe hai!”


Chandu public toiletla gela..tithe bhintivar lihile hote…
"Lok chandravar gelet aani tumhi yethech baslat?”
Chandune tyakhali vaakya jodle…
“Evadhe aatople ki mi suddha jaatoch!”


Mhatara eka tarun mulila dhadakto…
Mhatara: Sorry!
Mulgi: Stupid!
Tevha ek tarun mulgadekhil tila dhadakto…
Mulga: Sorry!
Mulgi: It's Ok!
Mhatara(aascharyane): Maze “Sorry”che spelling chukle watate!


Baban: Haircuttingche kiti ghetos?
Hajaam: 40 rupaye!
Baban: Ani shavingche?
Hajaam: 20 rupaye!
Baban: Mazya dokyachi shaving karun de!


Chimanrao: Mi ani mazi dharmapatni 20 varshapasun sukhi hoto.

Ganpatrao: Mag nantar kay zale?

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Ganpatrao: Sanga ki rao!

Chimanrao: Mag kay…
nantar aamche lagna zale!!
By (anonymous)
on 21 February 2010 7:07:23 AM UTC

 

Funny Jokes in Marathi Vakil (chorala) vakil mhanato ki tu chori karatan na tujhya bayako mula vishai vichar nahi kela
Chor :- wakil shaheb mi bayaka mulancha vichar kela pan tya dukanat phakta purushanche kapade hote.


To: Jodidarabaddal tujhya apeksha kay aahet?
Ti: Tyacha swatahacha tumdar bangala asava.
To: Bar.
Ti: To khup shrimant asava; tyache banket bharpur paise asavet.
To: Bar.
Ti: Tyachyakade char chaki gadi asavi.
To: Ani..
Ti: Shakya ter to ekta asava; mhanje tyala bahin-bhau nasavet.
To: Pudhe.
Ti: Sarvat mahtvache to samjutdar asava.
To: Aga, to samjutdar asel ter tuzyashi lagnach kashala karel?


Eka dawakhanyajawal lokaanchi bhali mothi raang lagaleli aste. Tevha ek manus gardit saarkha madhye madhye ghusnyacha prayatna karto. Public tyala mage mage dhakalat aste tevha shevti to maanus ordun saangto.
Manus: Are mala pudhe jau det nahi na… mag jaa mi pan davakhana ughdat nahi!
By (anonymous)
on 21 February 2010 7:06:52 AM UTC

 

Comedy Marathi Jokes Chhagan: Hello hawaldar saaheb mala phonewar roj dhamkya yet aahet!
Pandu Hawaldar: Mi astana kon eka sabhya naagrikala dhamkya det aahe?
Chhagan: Telephonewale phone karun saangtaat ki bill bharle naahis tar kaatun taaku!


Ekda Damuanna rastyane jaat astana samorun eka baaichi antyayaatra jat aste. Tyat ek kutra asto ani kutryamage lambach lamb raang laagleli aste. Damuanna tya garditil ekala vichartaat hi kaay bhangad aahe tar garditla ekjan saangto…
Ek manus: Hi baai hya kutryane chavlyamulech maran paavliy!
Damuanna(aanandane): Mala ha kutra milel kaay?
Manus: Mag evdhi gardi kashaasathi aahe…tumhi pan yaa raanget!


Balya bikever basun jato ani eka mulila pahun bikeverun padto.
Mulgi: Oh my god, kuthe lagal ter nahi na?
Balya: Aho, mi ter bikeverun asach utrat asato.


Eka restaurantmadhye ek customer ordun mhanto: Waiter, majya chahat mashi padli aahe.
Waiter: Saheb kalaji karu naka, ti phar tar thembabhar chaha piun takil.


Bandyala chaukidarane ambyachya jhadaver chadhtana pakadale.
Chaukidar: Are chora bara sapdlas! Jhadaver chadhun ambe todat hotas.
Bandya: Aho nahi, mala jhadakhali ek amba sapadala. To mi jhadaver chadhun jhadala punha lavat hoto.
By (anonymous)
on 21 February 2010 7:06:00 AM UTC

 

Marathi Funny Jokes Sansthachalak: Amhi ‘mobile marriage bureau’ ughadlaay…
Lagnasthalasaathi 1 daaba.
Saakharpudyasaathi 2 daaba.
Lagnasthi 3 daaba.
Chimanrao: Dusrya lagnaasaathi kaay daabayche ho?
Sansthachalak: Dusrya lagnaasaathi pahilicha gala daaba!


Ek apghat zaalela asto. Khup gardi jama zaaleli aste. Babnyala khup utsukta lagleli aste. Pan tyala gardimule pudhe jaaun baghta yet navhate. Hushaar Babnya gala kaadhun radaayla lagto, “Are deva, maaza baap!”
Gardi baajula sarun Babnyala pudhe jaayla jaaga karun dete. Babnya pudhe jaaun baghto to kaay..
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Ek gaadhav marun padlele aste!


Sadoba: Ganya mi tuze 64 che 64 daat todun taakil.
Dhondiba: Pan daat tar 32 astaat na!
Sadoba: Mala mahit hote tu maddhe bolshil mhanoon mi tuzyasakat mojle!


Chikku Shethji Karodimalchya angat bhoot shirte, pan 4 divsanni bhoot swataha eka pirbabajawal yeun mhante….
Bhoot: Pirsaheb daya karun mala baher kadha…naahitar mi bhookene marun jaain!


Ekda jaadya Goluram rastyane chalat astana Chimanravanchya scooterchi tyala dhadak baste.
Goluram(ragane): Kayho, tumhala scooter sidene chalavta yet nahi kay?
Chimanrao: Kay karu petrol khup mahaagley…evdhya sidene valsa ghene parvadle naste!
By (anonymous)
on 21 February 2010 7:05:26 AM UTC

 

Funny Marathi Jokes Jagan: Kaydyane matadanache vay 18 ani lagnache 21 ase ka aste?
Chhagan: Karan bayko sambhalane desh sambhalnyapeksha jaast kathin kaam ahe!


Damuanna: Saheb, mazi bayko haravliy!
Postmaster: Bhausaheb, he post-office aahe. Jaaun police-stationla takrar kara!
Damuanna(khajil houn): Kay karu saheb, aanandachya bharat kahi samajatach nahiy!


Lakhoba: Kal tumhich majhya mulala dubatanna wachawale na?
Baban: Ho mich wachawale tyala! Pan majhe kautuk karun krupaya mala lajau naka.
Lakhoba: Ka nahi….adhi mala sanga ki tyachya galyatil chain kuthe aahe te!


Ek topivikya gavogavi firtana damlyamule vaatet thambto ani eka zadakhali gaadh zopi jato. Thodyavelane jaag aalyavar baghto to kaay, zaadavarchya makdaanni tyachya sarva topya palavilelya astaat. Topivikya chakraun jato pan lagech tyala tyachya aajobanni kelela upaay aathavto. To chatkan aaplya dokyavaril topi jaminivar aapatato. Pan zaadavaril makade tyache anukaran karit nahit. Ani ek makad daat vichkun tyala vicharte, “Kaayre aajoba kaay fakt tula hote kaay?”


Judge(swamijila): Swamiji, tumcha apradh maaf karnyalayak naahi. Tumhala faashi dili jaail. Bola tumchi kaahi shevatchi iccha?
Swamiji(mand hasat): Hari Om! mala faashi jarur dya, pan mala faashi yoga sthitimaddhe dya. Doke khali aani paay varti!
By (anonymous)
on 21 February 2010 7:04:39 AM UTC

 
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shubham .

cricket joke

shahid ani dhoni tynchya madhe bolane chalu aste shahid:-bharat-england series pahilyanda hindi bhashet me coummentry karet ahe. dhoni:-kya sangato. shahid:-mala hindi vachata yet nahi parntu me te samaju shakato.matre navejyotsingh sidhuche hindi matre baunser chnedupramane kadhi kadhi dokyavrun jate. dhoni:-mag helmet gal ki.

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