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26 December 2009 5:37:34 AM UTC in Hindi Jokes and Shayari

Funny Hindi Jokes


Funny Hindi jokes is a collection of the funniest, most comical jokes which will make you laugh out loud. These are short jokes in a variety of categories.

Hindi Joke Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:18:58 AM UTC

 

Kanjoos Joke Babu market jata hai underwear kharid karne.
Babu: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Dokandar: Rs 600.
Kanjoos Babu: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:18:40 AM UTC

 

Funny Hindi Joke Rubel gora tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tab Rubel apne patni ke paas jata hai aur pucha hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?”
Aur pher uski bibi ne jawab diya, Darling mein vi Hot tum vi hot sayad “Bachcha Jal gaya hoga.”
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:17:41 AM UTC

 

Funny Joke Parul (naukrani) ne Parul se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Parul Naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne pucha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Parul: Nahi uske liye teen hi kafi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:17:06 AM UTC

 

Shaadi Joke Shadi ke bad dusre din Parul apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayie!
Dady: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
Parul: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:16:44 AM UTC

 

Dumb and Dumber Joke Rubel: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Liton: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Rubel: Kya naam hai uska?
Liton: Wo Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:16:12 AM UTC

 

Baap Beta Joke Bap: a beta jara bol to kis boys cricket team captan larki?
Beta: a kase hoga larka team main captan larki?? A nehi ho sakta.
Bap: abe hain . jara soch ke bata.
Beta: mujhe to bakwas lagta he.
Bap: Srilanka ki us team ki captan “Mahila Joyabardhana”
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:15:50 AM UTC

 

Very Dumb Joke in Hindi Rubel bara dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne us se pucha, “Kiu, tension mein ho?”
Rubel: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh Rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:15:36 AM UTC

 

Dumb Joke in Hindi Rubel Kaun Banega Crorepati Main:
Question: What is you father name?
Rubel: Plz Options?
a. Dilawar
b. Changez
c. Feroz
d. Sultan
Rubel: Life line-50/50
a. Dilawar
c. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Rubel: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisse call karengy?
Rubel: Apne baap dilawar ko!
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:15:07 AM UTC

 

Cinema Hall Joke Cinema hall Me Liton Ke Bagal Me Baithi 2 Aurate Lagatar Apas Me Baate Kiye Ja Rahi Thi. Thodi Der Tak To Liton Sabra Kiye Baitha Raha Lekin Fir Junjalaa Kar Bola- “Maaf Kijiyega, Mujhe Apki Baatchit Ke Chalte Film ka Koi Dialogue Sunaai Nahi Pad Raha Hai. Aap…..”
“To Hum bhi Kaha Aap ko suna Rahe Hai, Hamari Private Batchit chal Rahi Hai.”
Unme Se Anita Ne Munh Banaate Huye Kaha.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 11:14:38 AM UTC

 

Funny Sports Joke in Hindi Keya bolti hai tu,tu to iss para ka sera striker hai.
:nahi, maine iss elaka ki sabse baaje goalkeeper hu.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:48:27 AM UTC

 

Hindi Joke Suna hai tum club se daak paya ho?
: ha, thik suna.
:tumhara naam par kitni goal likha hai?
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:48:03 AM UTC

 

Beta Baba Joke Diary par beta ki number dekh kar Baba hotash tha,iss tarah number pane ekhi tarika hai belt se marna.
-baba tum thik bola,besi karke pitna parega. Iss tarah number dene ka ye ek tarika hai.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:47:47 AM UTC

 

Funny Joke Ek admi police se bola kuch der pehle mera watch,mobile hijack ho gaya.
-app chillay kiun nahi help ke lyee.
-kiun ki, agar meine chillay to wo meri sona ki daat dekh leta.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:47:03 AM UTC

 

Crazy Joke in Hindi Matlab saab aap yeh age par aur ek santan kiun leta hai?
chup karo, member ki vi 11 ladka hai mere vi 11, ek ijjat ki bapar hai.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:46:09 AM UTC

 

Short Hindi Joke Maine khal katne par kumir anna chahta hu kiun?
Kiun ki bidesh par kumir ki bohot dam hai.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:45:16 AM UTC

 

Dumb Hindi Joke Agar admi ki paa nahi hota tha to keya hota tha.
Gari par break nahi hota tha.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:44:56 AM UTC

 

Silly Hindi Joke Nakshatra ki alo kiun mit mit kar jalta hai?
Voltage ki karan par,uha voltage kam hai.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:44:40 AM UTC

 

Girl Boy Hindi Joke :ladke se pehle ladkio ki saadi ho jata hai kiun?
:kiun ki ladki log ladke se pehle hai.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:44:23 AM UTC

 

Two Men Funny Hindi Joke 1st person: mosquito ne hamari rakt khata hai magar neta log kya khata hai?
2nd person:neta log mosquito marne ke lyee paysa mar khata hai.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:43:24 AM UTC

 

Funny Pappu Joke Do log baat karti hai samaj ki halchal ki bare me,
:hamari jiban ki value kaya hai?
:aaj kal 100 Rs. Mein vi khuni paoa jata hai,so hamari value hai 100 Rs.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:43:11 AM UTC

 

Two Men Hindi Joke Do log baat karti hai samaj ki halchal ki bare me,
:hamari jiban ki value kaya hai?
:aaj kal 100 Rs. Mein vi khuni paoa jata hai,so hamari value hai 100 Rs.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:42:58 AM UTC

 

Baap Beta Joke Bap: hamari protiva kiun chupa rehta hai?
Beta:kiun ki sabne protivaban nahi ho jay is lyee.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:42:45 AM UTC

 

Rickshawala Hindi Joke Ek rickshawala bohot khata hai us lyee usko petuk kehta hai magar “Sher e Bangla” vi bohot khata tha magar usko hum kehta hai “Vojon Roshik”.

By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:41:57 AM UTC

 

Hindi Joke Maramari karke kapre cirne ke par din:
:ki vai,kiun daur raha ho?
:meri daurne par vi tu khota deta hai,rokh aj vi tera shirt chir dunga.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:40:56 AM UTC

 

Pappu Joke Hindi Ek admi ne pappu se ask kya ke usne nahane ke waqt kaun se dik se mukh rakh kar suru karega
Pappu:tumhare kapra se suru karo.
By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 10:39:42 AM UTC

 

Jail Joke in Hindi Two friend gossips
1 Friend said :  yaar Jail ko “Hawalaat” kyu kehte hy..?
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2 Friend said:   Kyu k jail me khane ma  sirf
“Hawa” ur “Laat” hi milti hy-----      haahaahaa

By (anonymous)
on 26 December 2009 5:38:01 AM UTC

 
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