HINDI JOKES

hi...hi...hi....hi...

Posted By: deepak arya
Date Posted: 3-Feb-2012 16:03:27 PM UTC

hi........hi..........hi.........
ye joke nahi thaa hanshie mat
santa : banta se chalo yar bank chalte hai
banta : nahi yar tabiyat kuch thik nahi hai
santa : to tumne docuter se dikhaya keu nahi
banta : soch reha tha ki tabiyat kuch thik ho jae tab docuter se dikhwalou .
hi......hi........hi.......
hasne nahi atta hai kya
haaaaaaaaaa....haaaaaaa.......
ab thik hai

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the rock

Posted By: sonu
Date Posted: 1-Feb-2012 14:55:58 PM UTC

john cena will defeat the rock at wrestlemania

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RE: the rock

Posted By: NITIN
Date Posted: 2-Feb-2012 16:03:01 PM UTC

Yes u right budy..........

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the miz

Posted By: the miz
Date Posted: 31-Jan-2012 15:22:52 PM UTC

r truth shall set you free

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smile

Posted By: broken heart
Date Posted: 31-Jan-2012 00:33:42 AM UTC

very nice
now smile
hum guzrey unki gali se
wah wah
hum guzrey unki gali se
azab eittifaq tha
unhoney hum pe phool pheka
kambaqt gamla bhi saath tha.
i am palak

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211

Posted By: prince pawar
Date Posted: 27-Jan-2012 16:45:39 PM UTC

risk is my life
possible is my love
impossible is my aim
dengreuos my game because
"sucess" is my name

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going to hunt

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 26-Jan-2012 12:22:46 PM UTC

Wife:Why are you waiting here?
Husband:Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon meri darling.
Wife:Toh jao na khade kyu ho?
Husband:Kaise jau bahar kutta jo khada hai.

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RE: going to hunt

Posted By: amit
Date Posted: 27-Jan-2012 14:19:19 PM UTC

Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

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bhosda

Posted By: r.r
Date Posted: 24-Jan-2012 13:35:26 PM UTC

pandit ka mauhalla 12 baje bola,
chawal ki maa ki chut me mera lola.

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bhosda

Posted By: r.r
Date Posted: 23-Jan-2012 13:55:00 PM UTC

aao bachho tumhe dikhaye ladki 16 saal ki,
jiski chatti uthi uthi aur chut bina baal ki,
ek baar dharmendra bhi uske piche dora tha,
ek hath me tel ka pavva ek hath me laura tha,

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PHONE PAR BAAT KARTE HUAI

Posted By: MADGIRL
Date Posted: 23-Jan-2012 08:05:32 AM UTC

AMIR: NAMASTEY
SHWETA: KAUN HAI MEIN LADKO SE BAAT NAHI KARTI
AMIR:MEIN AMIR HU
SHWETA: NAMASTE MERAA NAAM SHWETA HAI
AMIR: NAHI AMIR MERAA NAAM HAI
SHWETA:BYE........

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hhzhaahahahahaahahah

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 23-Jan-2012 08:12:33 AM UTC

Santa nurse se bola: aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.
Nurse: hmmm... maine dil churaane se pehle doctor ne aapka kidney churaa liyaa hai

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RAINY APPLICATION

Posted By: AGRAH MAHESHWARI
Date Posted: 22-Jan-2012 03:56:02 AM UTC

OH MY MASTER WHEN I COME
RAIN WATER CHAMM CHAMM
LEG MY FISLA GIRA DHARAM
UPAR MY LEG NICHA HAM
SO I CANNOT COME

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joke

Posted By: vivek bumra
Date Posted: 18-Jan-2012 16:35:48 PM UTC

cooha- oye haathi bahar nikal
haathi-bol coohe
cooha- are kuch nahi main to bas yeh dekhna chahta tha ki kahi tune mera kacha to nahi naharaha hai

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cpati patni jokes

Posted By: Anjali
Date Posted: 14-Jan-2012 07:46:48 AM UTC

Pati pee kar ghar lauta.Patni ko shack na hoe isley badi se book kholkar padne laga .Patni boli aag phir pee kar aae hoe.Pati nahi toh .Patni phir ye baksa kholkar kya kar rahe hoe.

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RE: cpati patni jokes

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 31-Jan-2012 09:53:05 AM UTC

planing kar raha tha ki patni ko kaise mara jai

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RE: cpati patni jokes

Posted By: sauravagr40@gmail.com
Date Posted: 22-Jan-2012 05:48:13 AM UTC

Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga

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RE: cpati patni jokes

Posted By: Bindas
Date Posted: 18-Jan-2012 14:39:48 PM UTC

Anjali jeeee....joks accha he par purana he..

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RE: cpati patni jokes

Posted By: LAXMAN KUMAWAT
Date Posted: 17-Jan-2012 05:04:20 AM UTC

patni -ek bar jab wo apne pati ke pas soh gayi toh bolti h plz kiss me
pati -what kiss
patni -tumhe toh kiss karna bhi nahi aata
pati -..........................?

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RE: RE: cpati patni jokes

Posted By: shreya
Date Posted: 2-Feb-2012 16:12:21 PM UTC

Are mc joke to likh le ..........bc

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