JOKES

crooked

Posted By: lafewa
Date Posted: 16-May-2012 14:05:29 PM UTC

your so thin the tooth pick said your there family

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black

Posted By: lafewa
Date Posted: 16-May-2012 14:04:02 PM UTC

your so blak when the darkness saw you it whent back to lightness

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teeth

Posted By: lafewa
Date Posted: 16-May-2012 14:01:16 PM UTC

your teeth are so yellow when you whent outside the sun was jelouse

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facebook

Posted By: facebook ki ram katha
Date Posted: 16-May-2012 07:41:58 AM UTC

facebook is a thing where are all faltu kee log are there having facut time

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world joke

Posted By: AAHNA
Date Posted: 15-May-2012 09:08:17 AM UTC

MARTIN-I TOLD MY MOM AND DAD THAT I WANTED TO SEE THE WORLD.
MARK-WHAT DID THEY DO?
MARTIN-THEY BOUGHT ME AN ATLAS

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sardar jokes

Posted By: Harvinder
Date Posted: 15-May-2012 03:00:44 AM UTC

Interviwer: Tell me d opposite of GOOD?
Sardar: Bad
Int: COME
Sdr: Go
Int: UGLY
Sdr: Pichhli
Int: UGLY?
Sdr: Pichhli
Int: U r wrong
Sdr: I'm right
Int: Shut up!
Sdr: KeepTalking
Int: Get out
Sdr: Cum in
Int: U r Rejected
sdr:i m selected

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girls

Posted By: KOUSHIK CHANDAK
Date Posted: 14-May-2012 16:15:47 PM UTC

GIRLS
MAKEUP ZYADA KARTI HAI YA BREAKUP

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funniest ant

Posted By: vignesh
Date Posted: 14-May-2012 11:51:27 AM UTC

two ants jmp from the hill.

first ant:pour oil on it's head.

2ant:didnt pour oil.it jump from the hill.it dies

1st ant:jump from the hill didn't die because he pour parasheut oil.

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Important two people in ur life

Posted By: swapna
Date Posted: 14-May-2012 08:30:58 AM UTC

Two people u have to need in ur life.
"a cute Partner who Promises not to break ur heart"
AND
"a Best Friend to kick that Person if they break ur Heart"

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Student and teacher

Posted By: unknown x
Date Posted: 13-May-2012 21:31:09 PM UTC

teacher: who can say the alphabet to me Michelle
Boy: miss I need the toliet
Teacher: say the alphabet first
Boy: ok a b c d e f g h I j k l m f o Q r s t u v w x y z
Teacher : wheres the p
Boy: down my leg

Lol

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RE: Student and teacher

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 14-May-2012 08:38:18 AM UTC

what it meant??????

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The Interview

Posted By: Rishabh Mishra
Date Posted: 13-May-2012 12:00:32 PM UTC

Interviewer : Where were you born

Robert : Africa

Interviewer : Which part ??

Robert : What which part,my whole body
was born in Africa.

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Blonde

Posted By: Jess
Date Posted: 13-May-2012 06:28:03 AM UTC

A blonde, brunette and a red head were all on a island and wanted to get to the other side of the ocean! So the red head swam a quarter way and swam back and then the brunette swam a few meters. The blonde thought how lazy they all were and started to swim, she was half way and thought I can't do this!!! And swam all the way back.

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RE: Blonde

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 13-May-2012 08:54:43 AM UTC

funny!

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Voice mail

Posted By: Ntsako Ngomane
Date Posted: 12-May-2012 19:46:25 PM UTC

A zulu man ges ti the postoffice
He asks the cashier for an envelope
The cashier gives him an envelope
Thrn he starts talking throygh it
The cashier asks him why r u talkin through the enceloe e says to the cashier im sending a voice mail

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In my little go go kart!

Posted By: Me
Date Posted: 12-May-2012 19:24:13 PM UTC

Did you know, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are the most followed lesbian couple in the world!

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RE: In my little go go kart!

Posted By: whu.the.phuck.cares
Date Posted: 15-May-2012 14:27:43 PM UTC

zelous!

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RE: In my little go go kart!

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 14-May-2012 11:54:58 AM UTC

yes

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a sad afterlife

Posted By: Tehzeeb
Date Posted: 12-May-2012 17:42:30 PM UTC

there are 3 movies showing on Sunday.
The list is as follows:

07:00- Love at 1st sight
15:00- My wedding day
20:00- A life of slavery!

(please reply)

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"black sheep"

Posted By: funny
Date Posted: 12-May-2012 13:51:18 PM UTC

baba baba black sheep
have you any wool?
yes sir, yes sir
3 bags full

one for the master
one for my life

and one for my penis
when i sleep with your wife!

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