JOKES

Man and lady

Posted By: Smizzy
Date Posted: 12-Jan-2012 13:07:54 PM UTC

Man: Lady you look very familiar!
Lady: Oh!,thank you,I use powder!

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Chinese vs Jewish

Posted By: Matthew
Date Posted: 11-Jan-2012 16:50:08 PM UTC

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down.

He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.

"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?"

"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.

"But I'm Chinese!"

"Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"

And the Jewish man sits back down.

Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.

"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"

"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.

"But that was an iceberg!"

"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

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Deleted Comment

Posted By: Deleted
Date Posted: 10-Jan-2012 14:58:49 PM UTC

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You all suck

Posted By: i hate you all
Date Posted: 10-Jan-2012 13:53:35 PM UTC

_________________________ insert bad joke here.

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RE: You all suck

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 17-Jan-2012 22:37:06 PM UTC

Punk Bitch

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crusty lips

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 10-Jan-2012 00:42:22 AM UTC

yo lips so crusty they look like they need to use da chap-stick value @ Sam's

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4 Pauls

Posted By: Spanky Pinoy
Date Posted: 9-Jan-2012 16:20:06 PM UTC

Can you use the word PAUL in a sentence four times?

Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul.

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Sardar

Posted By: Dick Doody
Date Posted: 9-Jan-2012 12:03:42 PM UTC

A sardar went to bank. He threw a cheque.

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Woman Joke

Posted By: a boss
Date Posted: 8-Jan-2012 03:16:24 AM UTC

Q- how many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A- None. they would rather sit in the dark and bitch about it

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Skyrim

Posted By: Lydia
Date Posted: 7-Jan-2012 04:05:53 AM UTC

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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RE: Skyrim

Posted By: Dakota
Date Posted: 9-Feb-2012 18:01:07 PM UTC

haha nice that game is awesome

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number

Posted By: Walter
Date Posted: 7-Jan-2012 03:46:31 AM UTC

why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9!

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gold soup

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 7-Jan-2012 03:39:36 AM UTC

how do you make gold soup?
start with 14 karrots!

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RE: gold soup

Posted By: Walter
Date Posted: 7-Jan-2012 03:44:25 AM UTC

this joke is mine, i forgot to put a name, sorry.

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RE: RE: gold soup

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 9-Jan-2012 15:44:47 PM UTC

Take it back, the recipe was incomplete

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Aviation Joke

Posted By: John Smith
Date Posted: 6-Jan-2012 20:17:05 PM UTC

There are five people in an airplane about to crash. There is a general a doctor smartest guy in the world and a random guy and kid with a backpack. There is four parachutes. the general grabs one and says I protect our country. The doctor grabs a parachute and says I save peoples life. Then the smartest guy in the world grabs a parachute and says, heck I'm the smartest guy in the world. Then the random guy says to the kid looks like it is you and there is only one parachute. The kid looks at the guy and says, there are two parachute the smartest guy in the world took my back pack.

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Aviation Joke

Posted By: John Smith
Date Posted: 6-Jan-2012 20:16:49 PM UTC

There are five people in an airplane about to crash. There is a general a doctor smartest guy in the world and a random guy and kid with a backpack. There is four parachutes. the general grabs one and says I protect our country. The doctor grabs a parachute and says I save peoples life. Then the smartest guy in the world grabs a parachute and says, heck I'm the smartest guy in the world. Then the random guy says to the kid looks like it is you and there is only one parachute. The kid looks at the guy and says, there are two parachute the smartest guy in the world took my back pack.

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USA joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 6-Jan-2012 16:28:29 PM UTC

When a man ask's a filipino have you been to USA he/she will reply Yes or Not yet there is no "no" in their dictionary for this question!

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mother's payment!

Posted By: mansi
Date Posted: 6-Jan-2012 11:44:59 AM UTC

joke-
mother- if u r free, come n help me, sara!
sara- umm, i m not free just will charge 60 rupees per hr , you see!
mother- okay! just come, i will give you ur payment just as i give ur father!
sara- no! now i m not interested in payment! better if i do my homework!

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RE: mother's payment!

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 6-Jan-2012 16:29:52 PM UTC

LAME...EPIC FAIl....XD! =D

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