JOKES

black joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 25-Nov-2011 15:40:51 PM UTC

whats do you call a few black men in a river?
black current

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99

Posted By: laloca
Date Posted: 22-Nov-2011 19:22:34 PM UTC

miguel despues de el 99 queda la inmaculada? la mama pregunta. No mama despues de el 99 queda el 100. dijo miguel...

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edward wood wood

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 21-Nov-2011 20:36:07 PM UTC

why does Edward Wood Wood have so many d's in his name?

Because otherwise he would be E wah woo woo

haha lol

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bike riding

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 21-Nov-2011 18:41:25 PM UTC

Teacher: Write a aper telling others how to do something.

Willie: Whatt about riding a bike?

Teacher: It's hard you should try it....

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toilet paper

Posted By: molleigh wasley
Date Posted: 21-Nov-2011 09:09:58 AM UTC

How many men does it take to change the toilet paper roll.
Nobody knows.
Its never been done before

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ha ha ha

Posted By: yo mama
Date Posted: 21-Nov-2011 01:49:52 AM UTC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

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Haya - loughed

Posted By: heyerz
Date Posted: 18-Nov-2011 20:08:46 PM UTC

yesterday in bed,i lay faeced up just looking at the stars in the sky , thinkn where the heck is the ceiling?!

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the brain teaser

Posted By: Emmy
Date Posted: 17-Nov-2011 23:11:26 PM UTC

If something is as light as a box... but as heavy a feather ...what is it?

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nasty

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 13-Jan-2012 02:00:25 AM UTC

what is the simalartiys of machel jackson and walmart littel boys pants half off haha lol

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RE: the brain teaser

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 23-Nov-2011 16:22:22 PM UTC

feather is lighter and box is heavier

no matter from which the box is made up of but it should be the size of the feather

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RE: the brain teaser

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 21-Nov-2011 20:21:03 PM UTC

its ur penis :P

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RE: the brain teaser

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 21-Nov-2011 20:18:39 PM UTC

its ur p p :P

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knock knock

Posted By: costillo
Date Posted: 17-Nov-2011 05:43:33 AM UTC

Knock! Knock!
who's there ?

Interruptng cow..

Interrupting cow w--
Mooooooooooo

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scary skeloton

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 17-Nov-2011 02:46:12 AM UTC

why didn't the skeloton cross the road?he had no guts

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Knock Knock?

Posted By: Nicole Hartnoll.
Date Posted: 16-Nov-2011 13:02:14 PM UTC

Knock Knock?
Whos there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', They hatin'.

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RE: Knock Knock?

Posted By: xXuPrIs3rXx
Date Posted: 28-Nov-2011 12:37:37 PM UTC

knock knock.
whos there?
my size
my size hu
who the hell r u

lol i laf coz its not funny
i dnt no any jokes

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The Blonde at McDonalds

Posted By: Taylor Shaye
Date Posted: 15-Nov-2011 17:56:45 PM UTC

This man walks into McDonalds and says to the blonde at the register, "I would like a fry and a burger," The blonde at the register says, "Sorry, I don`t know how to divide the price for your fry!" The man says, "What do you mean?" The blonde says, "You asked for 'A FRY' and I never graduated because I didn`t know how to divide!" The man says, "You blondes really are 'a couple fries short of a Happy Meal!!!!!" The blonde says, "Would you like me to add that to your order?" Then, the man says, "Never mind, I`m just goona leave!" The blonde`s boss found out and she was fired! Poor blonde!! Wishing you the best!

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A Request... Vampire Jokes!

Posted By: DC Johnson Books
Date Posted: 14-Nov-2011 21:18:53 PM UTC

Hello,

My name is Ron Rowan. I am the Web & Marketing Coordinator for DC Johnson. She is an author of a new vampire book series. Her first book was released last month and her second and third books will be released in December 2011 and January 2012 respectively. I really enjoyed the jokes on your website and see you don't have any vampire jokes that I could find. Because DC has a vampire series of her own, we decided to have a little fun and created our own vampire jokes. We created a web page at dcjohnsonbooks.com/vampire-jokes.asp containing fresh, new vampire jokes and was hoping, as a courtesy to your visitors, that you would place a link on your site to this page. We feel many of your visitors will like these jokes given the heightened interest around Twilight and other vampire series.

Thank you very much for your time and consideration.

Ron Rowan

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Yo momma

Posted By: Ola
Date Posted: 14-Nov-2011 17:12:26 PM UTC

Yo momma so dumb that she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

Yo momma so short that you can see her feet on her license.

Yo momma so poor that i went to her house and picked up a twinkie and she said "put my couch down"

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses a line of makeup called why bother?

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on Walmart the prices went down.

U- u are ugly
G- God knows its true
L - look at ur momma
Y- Cuz she is ugly to

UGLY u aint got no aliby you ugly you you you ugly

MOMMA how you think you got that way, Yo momma yeah yeah yo momma

DADDY dont you wish you knew that guy Yo daddy yeah yeah yo daddy.

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Posted By: Deleted
Date Posted: 14-Nov-2011 19:27:37 PM UTC

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