JOKES

Dick

Posted By: Abcdefg
Date Posted: 4-Feb-2012 09:54:06 AM UTC

Three kids were playing hide and seek they were called zip,willy and pee the teacher said they were in trubole and said zip down willy out and pee in the corner

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RE: Dick

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 4-Feb-2012 09:55:36 AM UTC

Good joke haha

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constipated mexican

Posted By: jocer
Date Posted: 4-Feb-2012 05:02:31 AM UTC

ono,dose,trease,hear i go

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Toilet Paper

Posted By: Jennie
Date Posted: 4-Feb-2012 03:15:52 AM UTC

Q. Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
A. It got stuck in a crack!

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First 4 letters of the alphabet

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 4-Feb-2012 00:25:30 AM UTC

Teacher: class your home work is to find the first four letters of the alphabet
Kid: mom what's the first four letters of the alphabet
mom: shut up I'm on the phone
So he goes to ask hos dad who is watching darts
Kid: dad what's the first four letters of the alphabet
Dad: one hunnnndred and eightyyyyy
so he goes to ask his sister who's listening to music
Kid: sister what's the first four letters of the alphabet
Sister: Michael Jaaaaackson Michael jaaaaackson
So he goes to ask his 2 year old brother
Kid: brother what's the first four letters if the alphabet
Brother: vroom vroom car vroom vroom car
So the kid goes to school and the teacher asks what's the first four letters of the alphabet
Kid: shut up I'm on the phone
Teacher: how many detentions do you want for this
Kid: One hunnnnndred and eightyyyyyy
Teacher: who do you think you are Michael jaaaaackson Michael jaaaaackson
Teacher: how are you going to get away with this
Kid: in a vroom vroom car in a vroom vroom car

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KITTTENS

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 3-Feb-2012 22:35:29 PM UTC

Amy: Do you wanna hear about my cats??
Sally: sure
Amy: im just kitten!!!

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dad and son

Posted By: BABYGIRL KELLY
Date Posted: 3-Feb-2012 22:04:51 PM UTC

dad:hey,i'm on facebook
son: WTF
wath does that mean
son:WELCOME TO FACEBOOK

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yo mama

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 3-Feb-2012 21:59:13 PM UTC

yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

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cows

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 3-Feb-2012 21:54:29 PM UTC

Q. What do you call a cow that cant have babies???
A. Decafinated

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Fish and drugs

Posted By: Mario
Date Posted: 3-Feb-2012 16:53:24 PM UTC

Fish 1: what's raring with him?
Fish 2: he's on drugs.
Fish 1: what drug?
Fish 2: seaweed!

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big foot

Posted By: thunder dick
Date Posted: 2-Feb-2012 18:19:58 PM UTC

theres a douche nugget in the bar right, and he said WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MENS ASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u guys are gay

Posted By: george jones
Date Posted: 2-Feb-2012 18:15:55 PM UTC

tell funny jokes

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lol

Posted By: silleman
Date Posted: 3-Feb-2012 23:57:43 PM UTC

LOL U DO NOT NO ANY THING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: u guys are gay

Posted By: Anon O. Muss
Date Posted: 3-Feb-2012 23:39:08 PM UTC

you need to f*^k off! maybe you should bet a life and learn how to take a joke!

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garden tools

Posted By: sheb97g
Date Posted: 2-Feb-2012 17:47:45 PM UTC

this is a rake and shovel conversation we dont need a hoe!

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RE: garden tools

Posted By: aisha
Date Posted: 2-Feb-2012 17:53:29 PM UTC

this is just a joke so chillll

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slide joke

Posted By: mark martin
Date Posted: 2-Feb-2012 09:54:55 AM UTC

there is a irish bloke and a welsh bloke and english bloke and at the top of the slide they get a wish and at the bottom of the slide they get what they wish for so the irish bloke ask for a pint of guiness and he got it at the bottom of the slide and the welsh bloke ask for a bit of gold and the english was going down the slide sholting WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and at the bottom he got a buket of we

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RE: slide joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 2-Feb-2012 09:58:57 AM UTC

you dick

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A fool is a fool

Posted By: Kabanda Anthony
Date Posted: 2-Feb-2012 07:45:29 AM UTC

respect a fool to avoid nois

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RE: A fool is a fool

Posted By: kabanda Anthony
Date Posted: 2-Feb-2012 07:48:48 AM UTC

A fool is a fool whether he/she goes to school or not

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