FUNNY DOCTOR JOKES

Doctor

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 12-May-2012 23:54:55 PM UTC

doctor I need a new butt mine has a crack in it

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dream to sms

Posted By: nathin
Date Posted: 19-Apr-2012 16:22:49 PM UTC

this dream to sms we sent sms from dream .dream computer.

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signboard

Posted By: chikka
Date Posted: 17-Apr-2012 21:20:46 PM UTC

A signboard outside a restaurant said:

"Eat as much as you can and let your grandchildren pay the bill".

A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the waiter gave the bill he pointed to the signboard, "Don't you see, only my grandchild needs to pay for this bill".

The waiter said, "Sir, this is not your bill. This is your grandfather's bill".

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dirty joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 16-Mar-2012 09:39:46 AM UTC

one day there was a man standing outside a pub called the queens legs, two police officers came to him and said why are you standing here, the man said i'm waiting for the queens legs to open so i can have a drink

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funny joke

Posted By: ryan(funny person)
Date Posted: 8-Mar-2012 20:53:29 PM UTC

how do you send a packie to space?
press the red button!!

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LOL

Posted By: kit ran. stabedmi
Date Posted: 20-Feb-2012 20:14:18 PM UTC

patient:u stab me, i stab u!

doctor: ouch!

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RE: LOL

Posted By: samira khan
Date Posted: 23-Feb-2012 15:35:22 PM UTC

fuuunnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy bilkul bhi nahi tha.......faxolllllllll

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Funny Funny Funny

Posted By: kayla
Date Posted: 9-Jan-2012 20:43:11 PM UTC

A man walks into the hospital and says that he is hurting Then the doctor looks at him and says if you don't give me some money you are going to hurt alot more!

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dj

Posted By: PINKLENINKLE
Date Posted: 4-Jan-2012 23:57:55 PM UTC

THE DJ POOED

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The Wise Doctor

Posted By: Hadia
Date Posted: 25-Dec-2011 14:17:45 PM UTC

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin.
Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!

Doctor: You need new glasses
Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail
Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
We must get to the core of this!

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The Wise Doctor

Posted By: Hadia
Date Posted: 25-Dec-2011 14:17:10 PM UTC

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin.
Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!

Doctor: You need new glasses
Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail
Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
We must get to the core of this!

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Cosmetic Surgery

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 23-Dec-2011 17:23:26 PM UTC

“I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.”

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your mum

Posted By: alex emerich
Date Posted: 12-Dec-2011 13:00:34 PM UTC

your mums so fat when she went swimming in the sea all the whales sung we are family

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Doctor Good Reply

Posted By: Suhail khan
Date Posted: 18-Nov-2011 11:04:43 AM UTC

Patient: Doctor, give me a medicine which will change my mood to an angry mood.
Doctor: You don't need any medicine. One of my slaps will be enough.

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doctor joke

Posted By: Muthukumar
Date Posted: 28-Sep-2011 13:11:56 PM UTC

patient: Doctor, I am nervous because this is my first operation.

Doctor: Same pinch!

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RE: doctor joke

Posted By: devi
Date Posted: 28-Sep-2011 13:14:21 PM UTC

Ha Ha Ha

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jokes b/w 2 friends

Posted By: deepika
Date Posted: 28-Sep-2011 09:22:10 AM UTC

friend 1: one day he went to amusment park then he was riding in roller coster. he tried to see one sentence which was written on board.But unfortunately he fell down. He was taken to the hospital.

friend 2: hey! why did you stand on roller coster.

friend 1: I want to see a sentence written on board

friend 2: What was written?

friend1: He replied" Don't stand on roller coster.

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RE: jokes b/w 2 friends

Posted By: nivedika
Date Posted: 28-Sep-2011 10:31:27 AM UTC

ha ha ha..

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Emergency Contraception

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 17-Sep-2011 14:45:48 PM UTC

College girl : Doctor, I have taken 'I-Pill 72' by mistake. What should I do now?
Doctor : Go to your boyfriend within 72 hours. Otherwise the medicine will be wasted.

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lol

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 16-Sep-2011 14:23:58 PM UTC

patient to doctor: doctor why do i need to have an operation...

doctor:
because you have a heart in your body...

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