LAWYER JOKES

frend ship

Posted By: krishna reddy
Date Posted: 8-May-2012 04:35:02 AM UTC

a rose indicate 'i love u'

a smile indicates 'i like u'

a tear indicates 'i miss u'

but my msg indicates 'i remember u'

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Idiot in the bar

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 4-Oct-2011 15:40:15 PM UTC

A totally wasted man enters a bar and starts shouting:
“All lawyers are such idiots!”
A huge guy rises from his table and approaches the drunken man:
“Take that back!”
“Why? Are you a lawyer?”
“No, I’m an idiot!”

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Cliche

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 4-Oct-2011 15:39:48 PM UTC

A guy asks a lawyer:
“What is your fee?”
“$ 1,000 for 3 questions.” Says the lawyer.
Astonished, the man asks:
“Don’t you think that is an abuse?”
“Yes, I do! What is your third question?”

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RE: Cliche

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 4-Oct-2011 15:49:58 PM UTC

Very poor joke

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Date Posted: 4-Oct-2011 14:49:54 PM UTC

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Date Posted: 4-Oct-2011 14:49:38 PM UTC

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God and the witness

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 4-Oct-2011 14:49:20 PM UTC

“As God is my witness I am innocent!” says the defendant.
“I am sorry -says the judge- but I already finished hearing the witnesses!”

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Judge Lawyer Witness Joke

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 21-May-2011 17:40:36 PM UTC

A lawyer was cross-examining a witness with a corrupt judge monitoring the proceedings.
Lawyer: Didn't you accept 10000$ from the accused to compromise this case.
The witness didn't answer and was seeing the ceiling.
The lawyer repeated the question and the witness still didn't answer.
The lawyer shouted out loud: Why don't you answer my question? Didn't you accept 10000$ from the accused to compromise this case?
Still no response from the witness.
The judge now intervened and asked the witness: Sir, why don't you answer?
The witness now said: Oh!, I thought that he was talking to you, your honor!

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Lawyer jokes

Posted By: PKK
Date Posted: 16-Dec-2010 14:26:44 PM UTC

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