HINDI JOKES IN ENGLISH

joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 16-Mar-2012 06:53:00 AM UTC

raat ka samay tha pappu kabristan se cycle chalata hua aaya
kabristan paar krke kaha baap re kaise road thi itne saare speed breakers!!!!!!!

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joke

Posted By: ms.asif ansari
Date Posted: 15-Feb-2012 17:06:36 PM UTC

hum unke ghar..
roz aeinge...
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qatka bajayenge aur
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bhag jayenge......

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Secret bole to…

Posted By: Yash Gosar(malegaon)
Date Posted: 31-Jan-2012 15:35:34 PM UTC

Munnabhai:- circuit,ye doctor log oppression karte time patient ko behosh kayko kar dalte?'
Circuit:-'bole to,agar patient oppression sekh gaya to dhanda band nahi ho jayenga?'

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papu ki patshala

Posted By: akash sinha
Date Posted: 10-Jan-2012 09:00:59 AM UTC

techer:Papu tere papa kytne sal ke hai
Papu:teacher mre papa 11 yers ke hai
teacher:kase tu 11 yers ka hai to tere papa tughe se bare hoge na
Papu:ha......
teacher:to tu bol raha hai ke 11 yers ke hai
Papu:teacher mai jab janam thabhi to vo papa bane
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patni

Posted By: akash sinha
Date Posted: 10-Jan-2012 08:49:10 AM UTC

ek pati apni patni ko roase ek glass pani de kar jagata tha . ek din uske dost ne pucha ki tu asa kyu kar ta hai to usne kha ki mere sasur ne shadi ke din kaha tha ki meri bati fuhal ki thraha haiuse murjhane mat dena usehi din se ma asa karta hu................ :P

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simple

Posted By: sp
Date Posted: 5-Jan-2012 21:00:01 PM UTC

Chandni: Nahi!
Pappu: Soch lo!
Chandni: Keh diya na nahi,
Pappu: Waiter bill alag alag lana
...........sonu patel
sarvesh

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bap , beta

Posted By: akash sinha
Date Posted: 4-Jan-2012 14:48:53 PM UTC

ek bap:beta ye kysa result hai
beta:ye mera result nai ye aapka result hai

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aman kapoor pnl........... jokes

Posted By: aman kapoor
Date Posted: 28-Dec-2011 17:41:43 PM UTC

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uper jhoot likha tha...................
hahaahahahaahahahahaaha

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RE: aman kapoor pnl........... jokes

Posted By: sana khan
Date Posted: 3-Feb-2012 15:50:40 PM UTC

not a joke dear get something else

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REOtKMDFMxd

Posted By: Raynes
Date Posted: 17-Dec-2011 18:28:59 PM UTC

I had no idea how to approach this before-now I'm lcoekd and loaded.

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hindi english joke

Posted By: Akash Kumar
Date Posted: 10-Oct-2011 09:44:34 AM UTC

one sardar went to the party and introduce his family and said "iam sardar,this is my wife sardarni and this is my kid and this is my kidney."

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RE: hindi english joke

Posted By: bobby
Date Posted: 20-Nov-2011 03:15:51 AM UTC

It did not make sense . I think you have a very low IQ

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Posted By: Deleted
Date Posted: 27-Aug-2011 07:24:42 AM UTC

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cinema hall jokes

Posted By: Prince Shahir jaiswal or Avian jaiswal
Date Posted: 27-Aug-2011 07:23:49 AM UTC

Cinema hall Me Liton Ke Bagal Me Baithi 2 Aurate Lagatar Apas Me Baate Kiye Ja Rahi Thi. Thodi Der Tak To Liton Sabra Kiye Baitha Raha Lekin Fir Junjalaa Kar Bola- “Maaf Kijiyega, Mujhe Apki Baatchit Ke Chalte Film ka Koi Dialogue Sunaai Nahi Pad Raha Hai. Aap…..”
“To Hum bhi Kaha Aap ko suna Rahe Hai, Hamari Private Batchit chal Rahi Hai.”
Unme Se Anita Ne Munh Banaate Huye Kaha.

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jokkkkeee

Posted By: Prince Shahir jaiswal or Avian jaiswal
Date Posted: 27-Aug-2011 07:23:08 AM UTC

Rubel Kaun Banega Crorepati Main:
Question: What is you father name?
Rubel: Plz Options?
a. Dilawar
b. Changez
c. Feroz
d. Sultan
Rubel: Life line-50/50
a. Dilawar
c. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Rubel: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisse call karengy?
Rubel: Apne baap dilawar ko!


Cinema Hall Joke

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jokesssss

Posted By: Prince Shahir jaiswal or Avian jaiswal
Date Posted: 27-Aug-2011 07:22:32 AM UTC

Parul (naukrani) ne Parul se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Parul Naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne pucha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Parul: Nahi uske liye teen hi kafi hai.

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RE: jokesssss

Posted By: mukesh sharma
Date Posted: 17-Sep-2011 07:42:54 AM UTC

hi

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Prince shahir n Avian jaiswal

Posted By: Prince Shahir jaiswal or Avian jaiswal
Date Posted: 27-Aug-2011 07:21:27 AM UTC

Mana pyar hamara kacha hai,
Par dil to hamara saccha hai,
Aksar to guftagu hoti nahi,
Chalo new year ka bahana hi accha hai !


I am sorry, ek buri khabar hai
Mujhe bhul jana plz me bas do din me tumhe hamesha –hamesha ke liye chod jauga,

Tumhara

2011

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latest joke by Prince shahir jaiswal

Posted By: Prince Shahir jaiswal or Avian jaiswal
Date Posted: 27-Aug-2011 07:18:11 AM UTC

ek din do madhasiya ktm gaya ek computer kine ke liye toh ek ka naam tha kapal aur doosra ka naam tha omprakash toh usi waqt kapal ne kaha yaar hamne computer ki dukaan nahi dekhi hai toh kaise pechaan nein ge toh usne kaha tum udhar jaa kar dukaan mein poocho computer hai ya nahi toh woh us dookan mein jaa kar kar keh raha tha bhaiya ji contuper hai toh dukandar ne kaha tum kya keh raho ho toh phir se kapal ne kaha tumahe english samaj me nahi aati aur hum madsiya ko kamjoor samajte ho toh usi waqt omprakash us dukaan mein aagya aur kaha kapal ko kya hua computer nahi hai toh dukandar ne replay kiya omprakash jee yeh aapke dost ko toh kuch bhi nahi aata yah hame usi waqt aakar computer ko contupar keh raha tha...ha ha nic jokkk

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car

Posted By: hemant
Date Posted: 15-Aug-2011 17:30:16 PM UTC

ek car main ek ladki ja rahi thi tabi uski gadi band pad gai vo car bahar aa kar idhar udher dekne lagi tabi ek aadmi vaha se gujra aur bola kya tum muje kiss karogi to
ladki ne bola aaj mera brat h
to aadmi bola k kya mere muh main aata laga hua h jo tumhara bart tut jayega

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