LOVERS JOKES IN HINDI

Your love my life

Posted By: narayan sharma
Date Posted: 5-Apr-2012 07:54:31 AM UTC

Shree Redhay

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RAJVEER

Posted By: ANIL SHARMA
Date Posted: 5-Apr-2012 07:47:06 AM UTC

First Love Is Last Love

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hindi funny jokes

Posted By: papa ji
Date Posted: 27-Mar-2012 05:20:26 AM UTC

mera joke ek information hai ki is site pe time waste na karo.
chutiyo ne joke mare hai aur padne wale chutiya ban rahe hai.
by: tumhara shubchintak tumhara baap

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Wanted

Posted By: Sachin
Date Posted: 15-Mar-2012 12:38:42 PM UTC

i want to make a good girlgriend
my mob. no. is 8878280044

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wanted

Posted By: Sachin
Date Posted: 15-Mar-2012 12:36:45 PM UTC

I want to make a good girlfriend..
my mobile no.is +918878280044

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luv is like a frndship

Posted By: priya kanani
Date Posted: 13-Mar-2012 17:00:25 PM UTC

is luv is like a frndship
no,luv is not a frndship it is just like a plucking flower bcoz love means
L- lake of sorrow
o- ocean of tears
v- valley of plucking flower
e-everything is gone mad in love

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sad sayeri

Posted By: Vishant choudhary
Date Posted: 3-Mar-2012 09:26:29 AM UTC

1:-Aisi bewafaai ki ussne ,
mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi….
apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi…


2:-Logon Ne Kaha Ki Main Sharabi Hoon,
Maine Kaha Unho Ne Ankhon Se Pilaiee Hai.
Logon Ne Kaha Ki Main Ashiq Hoon,
Maine Kaha Ashiqi Unho Ne Sikhaiee Hai.
Logon Ne Kaha ”Vishant” Tu Shayar Dewana Hai,
Maine Kaha Unki Mohabbat Rang Laiee Hai...

3:-Dard ki harr ik hadd se ab guzar gaya hoo’n mai,
phir kabhi na simtunga you’n bikhar gaya hoo’n mai…
Maut bas nahee’n aati rooh k nikalne se,
sans mujh mai baqi hai phir bhi marr gaya hoo’n mai…

4:-Agar Kush Hai Woh Dekh Kar Ansu Meri Ankhon Me,
To Khuda Ki Kasam Hum Muskurana Hi Chod Denge.
Tadapte Rahenge Use Dekhne Ko
Magar Uski Taraf Palke Uthana Hi Chod Denge.
Wo Manjil Hi Kya Meri Jo Dukh De Us Ko,
Khuda Ki Kasam Us Manjil Pe Hum Jana Hi Chod Denge!…

5:-Shaam Bhi Udas Hogi Raat Bhi Udas Hogi
Kafan Me Lipti Meri Laash Hogi
Ae Dafna Ke Janewalon Unse Keh Do
Qabar Me Bhi Unki Tasvir Mere Saath Hogi…….

by:-vishant choudhary.

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Tera chehra nazr se hat ta nahi

Posted By: Ranjeet singh
Date Posted: 28-Feb-2012 11:44:38 AM UTC

Tera chehra nazar se hathta nahi
waqt kate se bhi ab to kat ta nahi
tanha jina mera ho gaya duswar,
jab se hua hai pyar tum se hua hai pyau
mere khyalon se harpal gujrati hai tu
meri shansho me har pal savanrti hai tu
kiya pyar ne kaam kuchh iss tarha
ki mere dil ki har dhadkan main utrari hai tu
tera chehar nazar se hatta nahi
woqt kate se bhi kat ta nahi

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Tera chehra nazr se hat ta nahi

Posted By: Ranjeet singh
Date Posted: 28-Feb-2012 11:31:29 AM UTC

Tera chehra nazar se hathta nahi
waqt kate se bhi ab to kat ta nahi
tanha jina mera ho gaya duswar,
jab se hua hai pyar tum se hua hai pyau
mere khyalon se harpal gujrati hai tu
meri shansho me har pal savanrti hai tu
kiya pyar ne kaam kuchh iss tarha
ki mere dil ki har dhadkan main utrari hai tu
tera chehar nazar se hatta nahi
woqt kate se bhi kat ta nahi

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pankaj

Posted By: pankaj tiwari
Date Posted: 4-Feb-2012 19:41:12 PM UTC

pyar aa jata hai aankhon me rone se phle
har khwab tut jata hai sone se phle
bepnah pyar kate hai hum unse kash wo samjh jate hamen khone se pahle.

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Narayan sharma

Posted By: narayan sharma
Date Posted: 31-Jan-2012 06:36:30 AM UTC

Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

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Anil Sharma

Posted By: ANIL SHARMA
Date Posted: 5-Apr-2012 07:42:36 AM UTC

hello

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Date Posted: 31-Jan-2012 06:38:28 AM UTC

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Date Posted: 23-Jan-2012 11:17:44 AM UTC

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Bhulna nahi

Posted By: Ranjit kumar
Date Posted: 22-Dec-2011 18:51:37 PM UTC

Bhul se agar bhul ho jaye, to bhul samajh ke bhul jana, par bhulna meri bhul, ko bhulkar v mujhe mat bhulna

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HASHMI

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 19-Dec-2011 11:46:43 AM UTC

HOLE RUSWA MOHABBAT KI SOUGAT HO RAHI HAI
MAYYAT IS GARIB KI ADHI RAAT JA RAHI HAI
GUJRA JAB ZANAAJA MERE YAR KI GALI SE UNKO LAGA KI KISI KI BARAT JA RAHI.

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LOVE AFAIR

Posted By: vikas
Date Posted: 3-Dec-2011 17:36:01 PM UTC

Ladka Ladki ko kaise ptata hai

rahul: tum kaise ho
Radha: teri ma kaise hai
rahul: Theek hai beehan

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Lalu and mayavati jokes

Posted By: Mukesh kumar
Date Posted: 27-Nov-2011 19:20:20 PM UTC

Lalu-mayavati ke birthday me lalu pahucha,
lalu-mujhe toilet jana hai
mayavati_toilet batai aur boli wo toilet blue button press kar dijiyega,red button press mat kijiga
lalu-socha red press katke dekhte hai,red press kiya gand marane laga jaldi se off kar diya then bahar aaya
mayavati-kaun button press kiya
lalu-blue press kiya ,red keno press karenge gand marvana hai
mayavati samjhi gand ye v maravaya hai

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Chhahat

Posted By: satish kumar
Date Posted: 5-Oct-2011 05:44:26 AM UTC

Aapko chahna hamari kamjori hai,
Aap se kah na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyo nahi samjhte hamari khamoshi ko,
Kya pyar me izhar karna jaroori hai.

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Gand

Posted By: Mass
Date Posted: 3-Oct-2011 11:11:45 AM UTC

Sab log mera dur dur se lene aate hai Kya?
ashirwad Dirty mind.

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