KANNADA SMS JOKES

joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 16-May-2012 10:34:38 AM UTC

eevanada "kallu-mullina" haadiyalli yaaru nimma joteyaagirtaare?
Tande thaayi?

Illa

Anna, thangi?

Illa

Premi, snehitaru?

Illaa…bari eradu chappaligalu :-)

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Relationship

Posted By: Sindhu
Date Posted: 12-May-2012 06:49:59 AM UTC

"Be slow in choosing a good person & much slower a while loosing them".
Because Relationship is not an opportunity. It is a sweet responsibility....

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pralaya

Posted By: swamy
Date Posted: 26-Apr-2012 07:16:40 AM UTC

nimmagea pralaya yavaga agutea gootha
goothila andrea keli
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nangeu gottila
aksamathu gottadrea nangea thillisi

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chandra

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 24-Apr-2012 06:00:43 AM UTC

Boy: Ninagagi nanu enu bekadru tandukodtini ninagenu beku helu
Girl: Howda hagadre nanage chandra tandkodu
Boy: Le hucchi chandranna ninage tandkotre bhoominenu nimmappa suttuttana....!

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love

Posted By: muneer
Date Posted: 23-Apr-2012 06:18:45 AM UTC

priti prem ivu hrudayada 2 rekkegalu idda hage

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Battery Low

Posted By: saravanan06031981
Date Posted: 11-Apr-2012 12:40:10 PM UTC

Girl: Nan Mobile amman hatthara ne erute.

Boy: Sikkondre?

Girl: Nin Number na
"Battery Low" anta save madidini,
Call bandaglella
Amma charge madu thago
antha kodthare...!

Saravanan 9590804966

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ಪರಮಾತ್ಮ?

Posted By: anand9
Date Posted: 28-Mar-2012 06:31:56 AM UTC

ಮಧ್ಯರಾತ್ರಿ ಮಲಗಿದ್ದ ಪರಮಾತ್ಮ!!
ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಗಿಲ್ಲದೇ ನಿದ್ರೆಯೆಲ್ಲಿ?
ಕಚ್ಚೊ ಸೊಳ್ಳೆಗೇ ರಕ್ತವಿಲ್ಲ
ಮೂಳೆಗೂಡು ತಡೆದೀತೆ ಪ್ರಾಣ
ದ್ವಾರಪಾಲಕರು ನಿತ್ರಾಣ|೧|

ಮಾನಕೆಂದು ಹರಿದ ಬಟ್ಟೆಯುಟ್ಟು
ಶೋಕಿಗೆಂದು ಅರಿವೆ ಹರಿದು
ಒಣಗಿ ನಿಂತ ಕಲ್ಪತರುವ ಮರೆತು
ನೀರುಣ್ಣುತ್ತಿದೆ ಹೊಸ ಗಾರೆ
ನೋಡಲಾಗದ ನಿದ್ರೆಯೇ ಆತ್ಮ? |೨

ನೀರ ಬೇಡುತಿಹ ತಾಯಿ ನೆಲ
ಅನ್ನ ಬೇಡುತಿಹ ಕಾಗೆ ಪಿತ
ಕಾಲ ನೆಕ್ಕುತಿಹ ನಾಯಿ ಸುತ
ಯಾರೂ ಬೇಡದ ಒಂಟಿ ಬೇತಾಳ
ಕಳ್ಳನ ನಿದ್ರೆಯು ಹೇಗೋ ಪರಮಾತ್ಮ?|೩|

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ಕನಸಿನ ನೆನಪು....!!!!

Posted By: anand9
Date Posted: 28-Mar-2012 06:31:19 AM UTC

ಕನಸೊಳಗಿನ ಮನದಲ್ಲಿ
ನೀನೇ ನೆನಪಾದಂತೆ
ಆ ನೆನಪಲ್ಲೆ ಎಚ್ಚರವಾದಂತೆ
ನಿನ್ನನ್ನೆ ಕಂಡಂತೆ ಭಾಸ
ನಿನ್ನ ನೋಡಲು ಎಚ್ಚೆತ್ತಾಗ
ನಾ ಕಂಡದ್ದು ಕನಸೆಂದು ನೆನಪಾಯಿತು....!!!!

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pakka local

Posted By: anand9
Date Posted: 28-Mar-2012 06:29:53 AM UTC

ತುಕ್ಕು ಕಬ್ಬಿಣದಲೇ ಹುಟ್ಟಿ,ಅದನ್ನೇ ತಿಂದುಬಿಡುವಂತೆ,

ಕೆಟ್ಟತನ ಅವನಿಂದಲೇ ಹುಟ್ಟಿ,ಅವನನ್ನೇ ತಿಂದುಬಿಡುತ್ತದೆ.

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Scoupy Noodles

Posted By: saravanan06031981
Date Posted: 20-Mar-2012 09:26:31 AM UTC

If you eat noodles
and vomit

then what'll you get

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Soupy noodles...

Kha le piyo ya pee ke khalo!!!


Saravanan, Bangalore
(0)95908 04966

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(( SV ))

Posted By: saravanan06031981
Date Posted: 14-Mar-2012 07:57:21 AM UTC

Duradinda Noduvaaga Avalige
Praya Kammi,


wa wa wa


Duradinda Noduvaaga Avalige
Praya Kammi,


Hatthira Hogi Nodidre
Avlu 3 Makkala MUMMY...!



Santoor.! Santoor.!


Saravanan, Bangalore
(0)95908 04966

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love

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 5-Mar-2012 17:06:42 PM UTC

appa ammana marethu
akka thangina marethu
anna thammana marethu
bandu balagana marethu
preethsidde ninna
marethu bittele nee nanna
adhru nee chennagi erbeku chinna..

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Love propose

Posted By: seeenu
Date Posted: 21-Feb-2012 11:47:38 AM UTC

New style of proposing a girl,
Boy:ninu yes andre prema charithra illandandre raktha charithra part 2.

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Only for Joke

Posted By: Basavaraj
Date Posted: 11-Feb-2012 13:50:54 PM UTC

Police station nalli Ghandiji photo edakke hakiruttare
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Gottiddre Ans Madi illadiddare marali msg madi

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RE: Only for Joke

Posted By: mahalakshmi
Date Posted: 2-May-2012 11:05:05 AM UTC

i d't knw?
plz ans me? nw

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RE: Only for Joke

Posted By: raj
Date Posted: 19-Apr-2012 08:16:27 AM UTC

tell me why..?

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RE: Only for Joke

Posted By: Madhuraj.R
Date Posted: 4-Apr-2012 19:20:01 PM UTC

mole GE Alva brother

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RE: Only for Joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 28-Feb-2012 11:40:57 AM UTC

shradhe bhakti mathe avra aadarshgalu yelru palisali satya ahimse madadirali antha

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kannada sms

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 11-Feb-2012 09:49:10 AM UTC

jokes messeges

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kolaveri In sollemari

Posted By: raghu cm
Date Posted: 10-Feb-2012 06:17:17 AM UTC

y this sollemari
sollemari sollemari d
room fullu solle solle
solle colouru blackuuuu
solle comes in 9tu
9tu
not givving sleepu
y dis solemari
solemari solemari d
small size solle come
solle bite strongu
eyes ful tear tear
pain matra joru
y this sollemari sollemari sollemari di........(kanasu)Raghu cm 9483811960

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