LADKA LADKI HINDI JOKES

land

Posted By: firoz
Date Posted: 9-Mar-2012 18:48:09 PM UTC

kya karun kuchh samajh me aata nahi land khada bur paata nahi

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land

Posted By: firoz
Date Posted: 9-Mar-2012 18:40:16 PM UTC

kya karun kuchh samajh me aata nahi land khada bur paata nahi

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mavali joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 8-Mar-2012 12:47:05 PM UTC

ladka-tute hue dil se pyaar karogi,
ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi

ladki-tute hue sandal se pitoge,
ya sandal tutne tak pitoge

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sach

Posted By: Dheerendra vishwakarma
Date Posted: 28-Feb-2012 09:56:24 AM UTC

sach kya yah koi nahia chanta

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mukeshkumawat

Posted By: mukesh
Date Posted: 19-Jan-2012 07:18:43 AM UTC

Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti
(mukeshkumawat)

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hindi jokes

Posted By: sanju
Date Posted: 24-Dec-2011 17:20:24 PM UTC

ladki: tum mujhe kitna pyaar karte ho?
ladka: jab tak yeh chinti(ant) kapde nahi pahenta ab tak.
ladki: jhoot mat bolo.
ladka: sali jab pata hai to kyun poochti ho.

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ladka ladki jokes

Posted By: sanju
Date Posted: 24-Dec-2011 17:09:58 PM UTC

this is theworst jokes i have read in my life first correct the mistakes before you ost it.

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RE: ladka ladki jokes

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 5-Feb-2012 10:31:08 AM UTC

yes there are all the mistakes here

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ladkewaale and ladkiwaale

Posted By: Alish
Date Posted: 13-Dec-2011 11:47:41 AM UTC

Ladkewaale: Ladki ka naam kya hai?
Ladkiwaale: Hamari pyari, aapki pyaari sabki pyari, Rampyari.
Ladke ka naam kya hai.
Ladkewale: Hamara Gu, aapka Gu, ham sabka gu JAGGU

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re re re ;JOKE

Posted By: Ayush Rathore
Date Posted: 14-Oct-2011 12:41:44 PM UTC

padhai karo tumhe likhna nahi aata.sari language mix kar di hai.gavar

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COnversation between teacher and student

Posted By: Aayush Bhagat
Date Posted: 9-Sep-2011 13:30:59 PM UTC

there was a student in a class he always used to go toilet every period on 1st period maam may i go to toilet and then maam told mujhe angrajhe samaj me nahi aati hai tum hindi me bolo then he said maam kya mein toilet jaun to teacher ne kaha jao............then next period sir kya mein toilet jau to teacher bole hey u idiot this is english period u have to speak in eng students said sir may i go to toilet teacher said go............another period sir may i go to toilet sir told beta speak in music language sir aai re aai re jod se susu aaye re teacher said go.......... another period sir aai re aai re jod se susu aai re sir told speak in computer language student told susu.com................hahahahaha

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Teacher And Student Jokes

Posted By: Hiren
Date Posted: 4-Sep-2011 11:57:56 AM UTC

Teacher:What is your name.
Student:mara nam surya prakash ha.
Teacher:Idiot say in english.
Student:My name is Sunlight

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ABC

Posted By: Sandy
Date Posted: 24-Aug-2011 08:18:58 AM UTC

Comments: Bhai jo v sms type kiya wo sala world ka sabse bara chipku(Gadha) hai...:P

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FUNNY JOKES

Posted By: SAHIL-SURAJ, TELBIGHA,GAYA
Date Posted: 12-Aug-2011 16:46:12 PM UTC

EK LADKI BUS SE COLLEGE JA RAHI THI ,TABHI EK LADKA BUS ME CHADHA ,LADKA NE LADKI KE BODY ME TOUCH KI TO LADKI BOLI ,YE KYA KAR RAHE LA DKA NE KAHA B.A. KAR RAHA HU.

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GIRL-BOY FRIENDS JOKES

Posted By: SAHIL-SURAJ, TELBIGHA,GAYA
Date Posted: 12-Aug-2011 16:35:48 PM UTC

LADKA AUR LADKI SUBAH ME TAHAL RAHE THE, TABHI LADKI KI NAZAR EK GADHE PAR PARI ,LADKI BOLI LADKA SE,INHE NAMASTE KARO AE TUMHARE RISTE ME HAI ,LADKA NE HATH JORKAR BOLA PRANAM SASUR JI.................

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GIRLS COMEDY JOKES

Posted By: RUP KUMAR KAHAR,GAYA
Date Posted: 12-Aug-2011 16:26:23 PM UTC

GIRL KHANA KHA RAHI THI USI SAMAY USKE KHANE KE UPER SE EK CHUHA PAR HO GAYA GIRL KA BOYFRIEND CHUHE KO DEKH BOLA KI TUMAHARI KHANE KE UPAR SE CHUHA PAR HO GAYA HAI USKE BAUJUD BHI GIRL NE KHANA KHA GAYA AUR BOLI CHUHA JUTA NAHI PAHNA THA WO TO KHALI PAIR THA.

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Ladka Ladki Hindi Joke

Posted By: yogesh
Date Posted: 31-Jul-2011 13:43:53 PM UTC

Ek ladka ek ladki se is tada offer kadti hai

Ladka: I love u I like u I love u very much meri jaan.

Ladki: baatki andar ektu space dena jara.

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Hii

Posted By: Sachin(BABA)
Date Posted: 9-May-2011 18:28:48 PM UTC

(Sardar murge wale se) ye murge kitne me diye . murgewala: 70 , 50, aur 10 rupye ka hai . Sardar: ye 10 rupye wala murga itma sasta kyu hai . Murgdwala:isko AIDS hai. sardar: yeh hi de do kat kar khana hi to hai gand nahi marni hai.

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Sant banta

Posted By: JET LEE
Date Posted: 17-Apr-2011 13:44:07 PM UTC

SANT:- EK DIN APNI GADI KI BATTERY BADALNE GAYA TOH BATTERY WALE NE SANT SE KAHA SIR EXIDE KE DAL DO SANTA ARE NEHI DOSIDE KI DAL DO

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o

Posted By: i
Date Posted: 6-Apr-2011 11:59:55 AM UTC

Vul number dial karne se:

Ladka:I love you janu.

Ladki ki maa:oh, really.

Ladka: aaj rat a jao na,pls.
Us samay line kat gaya.

Ladki phone kia aur bola hi janu kayse ho?

Ladka: meine jo bat kia to kissee?

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