MARRIAGE JOKES

wives

Posted By: john doe
Date Posted: 13-Jan-2012 21:49:50 PM UTC

The kinds of wives.
the kind you want: smart, sexy, nice.

The kind you have: bitchin, lazy, and fat.

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The two fighting women

Posted By: Hunter Helton
Date Posted: 19-Dec-2011 18:48:53 PM UTC

911:911 whats your emergency.
kid:two girls are fighting over me.
911:whats the problem sir.
kid:the ugly one is winning.

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What are the full forms of "WIFE"

Posted By: Jayant M
Date Posted: 3-Aug-2011 08:11:33 AM UTC

There are two full forms of WIFE.

1. Worry Invited For Ever

2. Wonderful Instrument For Enjoyment

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RE: What are the full forms of "WIFE"

Posted By: Me
Date Posted: 31-Jan-2012 12:14:56 PM UTC

WIFE
With Idiot For Ever

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joke

Posted By: vennela
Date Posted: 22-Jun-2011 04:54:25 AM UTC

Examiner:What is Microsoft Excel student:It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer.

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RE: joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 7-Sep-2011 14:48:14 PM UTC

Remba mokkai podre vennila

siva

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Good Marriage Joke

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 21-May-2011 17:38:34 PM UTC

Marriage is the way to find what kind of partner your partner prefers.

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Love Vs. Marriage

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 21-May-2011 17:38:17 PM UTC

Love and marriage are like the bi-polar disorder: love is when on the high and marriage is the other extreme

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Ok Ok

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 21-May-2011 17:37:33 PM UTC

What is marriage: a luxurious way to have your clothes washed and breakfast served.

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Lucky

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 21-May-2011 17:36:42 PM UTC

I said to my friend that my wife is an angel.
My friend said that I was lucky 'coz his wife is still alive.

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Ha Ha Ha

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 21-May-2011 17:36:26 PM UTC

I never knew the joy of happiness till I got married... I got married and then it was too late.

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Lover and Hell

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 21-May-2011 17:36:16 PM UTC

I said to my lover that I will even go through hell for marrying her.
Well I married her and it became true.

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Two Things

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 21-May-2011 17:36:03 PM UTC

Two things we often wonder why:
1) a newly married man looking sad
2) a twenty-year married man looking happy

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Funny

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 21-May-2011 17:35:52 PM UTC

Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

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Hilarious Marriage Joke

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 21-May-2011 17:35:42 PM UTC

Is it a good idea to marry an elderly man because he will be more mature and intelligent?
No, because men just don't mature. So you are better off marrying a younger man.

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Funny Joke

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 21-May-2011 17:35:07 PM UTC

Man is an incomplete piece of work till he gets married.
Then he is finished.

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Fight

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 21-May-2011 17:34:54 PM UTC

Husband and wife were fighting and the husband said angrily, "I must have been an idiot when I married you".
Wife said in return, "Sorry I was deeply in love at that time and didn't notice that".

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Hotel

Posted By: bett
Date Posted: 21-May-2011 17:34:42 PM UTC

Why is getting married similar to going to a hotel?
Because just like in a hotel after you order, you always look at what others have ordered and you wish you had ordered the same.

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joke

Posted By: joke
Date Posted: 22-Jan-2011 15:56:31 PM UTC

husband:-bhaarya bhrtalu pandukoni emicheistaaru
wife:-chiii neinu cheppanu
husband:-endukala siggu padataavu pandu koni koosukoni tintaaru.
wife:-wow

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Wife's support

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 3-Dec-2010 08:00:24 AM UTC

THE "ANGEL" (about to give a beggar a dime)-

-"Poor man! ....And are you married...?"

BEGGAR--

"Pardon me, madam!... D'ye think I'd be relyin' on total strangers..

...........for support .....if I had a wife?"

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