HINDI MARRIAGE AND PATI PATNI JOKES

FUNNY JOKE

Posted By: TANIya
Date Posted: 3-Apr-2012 14:31:31 PM UTC

SANTA : AISI KONSI KALI HAI JO KABHI NAHI KHILTI?
BANTA : AISI KOI KALI HI NAHI HAI JO KHILTI NA HO
SANTA :HAI
BANTA ; KONSI
SANTA: CHIP KALI

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dil se dil thak

Posted By: ami
Date Posted: 6-Mar-2012 15:52:06 PM UTC

pati: aaj bauth garmi hai
patni: aaj kay kal v th or kal v rahega

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ladki

Posted By: shohail khan
Date Posted: 29-Nov-2011 20:43:08 PM UTC

mat cher kisi ladkiko kyoki kal tubhi kisi ladki ka baap hoga

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SHADHI K VAAD PATI

Posted By: KAMAL
Date Posted: 8-Nov-2011 09:08:07 AM UTC

PATI JANU MAI TUMHARE BINA NHI REH SAKHTE
PATNI KYU PELHE KASE REHTE THE

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sms

Posted By: shamal medekar nallasopara
Date Posted: 14-Sep-2011 12:01:10 PM UTC

tumhari baap ki,
tumhari ma ki,
tumhari bahen ki,
tumhari bhai ki,
tumhari puri khandan ki,






"JAAN" hai tu pagli apna khayal rakhna ok....

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RE: sms

Posted By: vinita
Date Posted: 16-Oct-2011 17:56:52 PM UTC

bahut acchaa jokes he

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joks

Posted By: shaaml medekar
Date Posted: 14-Sep-2011 11:54:57 AM UTC

mere kamare main uadte hai badal.
wah wah




mere kamare main uadte hai badal.
wah wah




main kuch bhi bheju or padte hai pagal....ha ha

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RE: joks

Posted By: isha goyal
Date Posted: 4-Apr-2012 15:39:13 PM UTC

very very nice joke

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RE: joks

Posted By: Akshay Kumar
Date Posted: 17-Sep-2011 05:25:07 AM UTC

ham to padh he lete hai lakin tumhe bhe to thodi si tamij honi chahiye kunki padhne wala pagal aur likhne vala maha pagal..................................

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adas

Posted By: shaaml
Date Posted: 14-Sep-2011 11:51:27 AM UTC

are wa kya joke the..wa wa

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joke

Posted By: vikram singh chauhan
Date Posted: 14-Sep-2011 08:57:05 AM UTC

beta apne papa se: papa me itna bada kab ho jayunga ki mummy se bina puche bahar jaa saku?

papa: beta abhi to itna bada me bhi nahin hua hu.

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Saadi se Accha Phansi

Posted By: Ankit
Date Posted: 13-Aug-2011 09:27:48 AM UTC

1 Aadmi apni jindgi se paresan tha
wo marna chahta tha bola kaise marun
2 Aadmi me bola saadi karlo jindgi bhar
marte rahoge

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RE: Saadi se Accha Phansi

Posted By: your wife...
Date Posted: 17-Sep-2011 05:29:03 AM UTC

nice joke for laugh.but its wrong pehle shaadi karke to pata chalega ki rat ko kitna maza aata hai.

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pati patni

Posted By: amit
Date Posted: 25-Jul-2011 16:42:18 PM UTC

ek aurat doctor se
Doctor sahab mere pure badan me ungli jaha jaha lagao dard hota hai. Doctor ne puri body ki exray karba diya. .....baad me pata chala uski ungli hi facture thi.

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main aur meri patni

Posted By: limaye kanekar
Date Posted: 7-Jul-2011 07:23:48 AM UTC

main: arre suno chalo aaj kahi baahar khana khaate hain

meri patni: ha chalo bada mazaa ayega

main::((

hahahahahahaha...kya mast joke maara maine

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yaad aati hai (sms)

Posted By: Sanjay swami
Date Posted: 11-May-2011 05:15:19 AM UTC

har pal main pal pal yaad aati hai,
din to din raton ki nind bhi ur jati hai,
dil main ek halchal si kar jati hai ,
jab kabi phone ki ganti baj jati hai.

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RE: yaad aati hai (sms)

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 26-Jul-2011 06:20:59 AM UTC

9711800664

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sadi ke samamya

Posted By: Sanjay swami
Date Posted: 11-May-2011 05:12:17 AM UTC

pata hai sadi ke samaya dulhe ko ghori par kyon bithate hai...
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use bhagne ka akhri moka dete hai.

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husband and wife

Posted By: rabi
Date Posted: 28-Apr-2011 07:45:57 AM UTC

Patni:-sharab peen eke baad kya tumhe mera naam bhi yaad nahin rehta?
Pati:-pee lene ke baad to main har gam bhool jata hoon,meri jaan.

Nai nai car chalana sikhi biwi:aaj hum car se jaenge aur car main chalaungi.
Pati:-kon nahin,jaenge car main aur aaenge akhbaar main.

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esa bhi kahi hota he.

Posted By: Mohan singh
Date Posted: 27-Mar-2011 19:18:09 PM UTC

santa chalti hue chandrayan vali missile me se kud gaya . aur koodte hue bol raha tha dokha mere sath itna bada dhokha salo aaj to amavasya he chand to niklega hi nahi. dhoka................./.

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