BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND JOKES

dasappa

Posted By: Nag
Date Posted: 16-May-2012 04:44:32 AM UTC

pora pasi palla dasiga

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love majic

Posted By: Nag
Date Posted: 16-May-2012 04:43:08 AM UTC

bf:i love you
girl:iam not loving animals

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Love <3

Posted By: Ben<3georgiee:)
Date Posted: 6-Apr-2012 16:18:21 PM UTC

Boyfriend:can I ask you something?
Girlfriend:go on then:)
Boyfriend: can you please have a look in your bag
Girlfriend: why?
Boyfriend: because I think you have stolen my heart:)

P.s: this joke got me and my girlfriend together it works;)

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Love ya

Posted By: Lily
Date Posted: 6-Apr-2012 08:05:07 AM UTC

Boyfriend:You Smell-
Girlfriend:Were Over!!!!*Walks Out*
Boyfriend:I was going to say you smelt like-
Now unGirlfriend:Like What?
Boyfiend?:Flowers.

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my pets

Posted By: Chicken lover
Date Posted: 30-Mar-2012 16:36:38 PM UTC

my chickens have been stolen, i really need to find them. description on short and funny jokes page, please reply seriously it isnt a joke :'-c

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RE: my pets

Posted By: cock lover
Date Posted: 3-Apr-2012 22:02:52 PM UTC

i don't have your chickens yes i do have my cock, do u need that

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parposing joke

Posted By: aryan ravat
Date Posted: 21-Feb-2012 14:26:46 PM UTC

boyfriend:i love u..!!
girlfriend:why what the reason??
boyfriend:because gandhi ji said love ur animals.... ;)

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RE: parposing joke

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 22-Feb-2012 06:14:24 AM UTC

nice joke

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RE: RE: parposing joke

Posted By: puneet bhullar
Date Posted: 22-Feb-2012 06:17:21 AM UTC

yes realy it is very nice joke and funniest

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Girl meets guy

Posted By: Gino Bertolo
Date Posted: 7-Feb-2012 05:47:28 AM UTC

Bf - Hey babes what's up??
GF - nm jc hbu??
Bf - wanna come over?
GF - and do what
Bf - lets just say it includes a bed and me and u go and down up and down
GF - oh yea let's get it on

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RE: Girl meets guy

Posted By: CHICHI
Date Posted: 9-Feb-2012 23:00:20 PM UTC

i love it so weird and funny love it can you make more like this??????
PLEASE!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS ONE

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girl boy

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 6-Feb-2012 06:23:54 AM UTC

Are you mad

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bf gf %

Posted By: tank
Date Posted: 19-Jan-2012 22:11:39 PM UTC

Boyfriend: Amazing world, only 25% boys have minds, very short figure!!
Girlfriend: What about Rest?
Boyfriend: Well, rest have GIRLFRIENDS!!

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break

Posted By: yagodey
Date Posted: 3-Jan-2012 16:36:01 PM UTC

GIRL - WHATS UP

BOY- NOTHING OFF TO SLEEP VERY EXHUASTED WHATS YOUR NEWS

GIRL - I AM IN A CLUB

BOY - WHAT ???? CLUB

GIRL - YES I AM IN A CLUB JUST BEHIND YOU

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We Need o Talk

Posted By: Caitlin
Date Posted: 19-Dec-2011 19:10:42 PM UTC

When I was little i wanted a pretty pink bow and little sweet makup and this is what my mother said to me


SON WE NEED TO TALK!

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pqzZtsnMMcRbSiracqb

Posted By: Emeline
Date Posted: 18-Dec-2011 03:49:00 AM UTC

Check that off the list of things I was confsued about.

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mad jokes

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 27-Nov-2011 15:39:04 PM UTC

do u know who i m say the ans

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Posted By: Deleted
Date Posted: 24-Nov-2011 20:30:35 PM UTC

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Nice One

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 16-Nov-2011 12:38:15 PM UTC

Boyfriend: Do you want a kiss?
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Do you remember what i just said?
Girlfriend: Do you want a kiss?
Boyfriend: Yes, if you insist..

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Date Posted: 8-Jan-2012 10:08:09 AM UTC

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