CHUCK NORRIS JOKES AND FACTS

chuck norris joke

Posted By: jared
Date Posted: 14-May-2012 00:18:34 AM UTC

chuck norris once ate a whole bottle of sleeping pills... they made him blink

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chuck norris

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 9-May-2012 11:14:41 AM UTC

chuck norris is so hard when he does a push up he pushes the world down

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snakes

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 4-May-2012 18:44:48 PM UTC

One dan Chuck Norris was hiking and got bit by a cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain the cobra died.

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universe

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 4-May-2012 18:43:17 PM UTC

creation of the universe:
once there was nothing,
then there was chuck norris
than chuck norris gave nothing a roundhouse kick to the face and told it to get a job than the universe appeared

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Brail

Posted By: Joseph Wood
Date Posted: 25-Apr-2012 21:54:42 PM UTC

Chuck Norris can speak brail.

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you lied.

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 18-Apr-2012 14:04:17 PM UTC

for the joke about google i found this in the results
About 18,800,000 results (0.13 seconds)
you lie to us.

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lol chuck

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 14-Mar-2012 02:10:44 AM UTC

Chuck Norris can hear sign language:p

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chuck norris jokes and facts

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 1-Mar-2012 13:45:10 PM UTC

Chuck Norris got pulled over, and he let the cop off with a warning

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STONE

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 29-Feb-2012 05:08:16 AM UTC

Chuck Norris killed two stones with half a bird

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CHUCK

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 18-Feb-2012 07:02:11 AM UTC

CHUCK NORRIS SLEEPS WITH A NIGHT LIGHT NOT BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF THE DARK THE DARK IS AFRAID OF HIM

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chuck sreet

Posted By: bARNEY
Date Posted: 16-Dec-2011 04:26:58 AM UTC

There was a street named Chuck Norris but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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Chuck Norris Facts from kingkitty20

Posted By: kingkitty20
Date Posted: 7-Oct-2011 18:59:08 PM UTC

If you have 10 dollers, and chuck norris has 10 dollers, chuck norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can watch three 10 hour videos in a day, not at the same time.

Chuck Norris made Garfield Fat and Lazy.

Chuck Norris is why Waldo is hiding.

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