YO MOMMA JOKES

Yo Baby

Posted By: Yo Mamma
Date Posted: 21-Apr-2012 03:55:33 AM UTC

Yo baby so ugly, when he ate green jello we thought he was Yoda.

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RE: Yo Baby

Posted By: koda7soccer
Date Posted: 9-May-2012 15:09:57 PM UTC

they are called yo momma jokes not yo baby jokes! why would you make fun of a baby you jerk!

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yo mama jokes

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 19-Apr-2012 17:51:35 PM UTC

Yo Mama so old she farted out mummy dust

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Yo Momma

Posted By: Bob
Date Posted: 15-Apr-2012 17:28:34 PM UTC

Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarter-back was a refund

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more Yo mama jokes

Posted By: JoseRaji
Date Posted: 2-Apr-2012 20:49:09 PM UTC

Yo mama so fat, her belt size is the equator

Yo mama so fat, each time she stands on the weighing device, it screams ONE AT A TIME PLEASE

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford to pay attention

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the zoo, the chimpanzees yelled HEY ANTY.

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Yo mama

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 1-Apr-2012 07:14:06 AM UTC

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her walking along the street the other day kicking an empty coke can. I asked her what she was doing and she said, 'moving'.

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YO MAMMA

Posted By: CATH
Date Posted: 28-Mar-2012 14:42:37 PM UTC

yo mammas so stupid she got locked in a matress shop and slept on the floor

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yo momma

Posted By: khalil
Date Posted: 23-Mar-2012 15:25:57 PM UTC

yo mommas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter

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yo momma

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 21-Mar-2012 18:51:06 PM UTC

yo momma is so skinny, she turns to the side and she dissapears.

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yo momma

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 21-Mar-2012 18:48:53 PM UTC

yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

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yo momma so stupid

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 21-Mar-2012 18:47:36 PM UTC

yo momma so stupid, she looked at the can of orange juice because it said "concentrate."

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RE: yo momma so stupid

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 22-Mar-2012 21:15:08 PM UTC

Blonde Joke smart one

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yo momma so fat

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 21-Mar-2012 18:46:16 PM UTC

yo momma so fat, she walked infront of the television and you missed the whole episode of Pretty Little Liars.

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yo momma so fat

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 21-Mar-2012 18:44:52 PM UTC

yo momma so fat, by the time she turns around, it's already tomorrow.

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yo momma

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 21-Mar-2012 18:43:01 PM UTC

yo momma is so poor, she sucks dick for welfare.

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yo momma so stupid

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 21-Mar-2012 18:42:13 PM UTC

yo momma so stupid, she trips on flat surfaces.

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yo momma so fat

Posted By: (anonymous)
Date Posted: 21-Mar-2012 18:41:03 PM UTC

yo momma so fat, when she backs up, all you here is "BEEP BEEP BEEP"

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RE: yo momma so fat

Posted By: whinety huston
Date Posted: 23-Mar-2012 17:57:07 PM UTC

yo mama is so fat that when i slapped her butt i could ride the waves!!!!

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yo momma

Posted By: Amy
Date Posted: 21-Mar-2012 18:38:32 PM UTC

yo momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

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yo momma

Posted By: Amy
Date Posted: 21-Mar-2012 18:37:57 PM UTC

yo momma is so stupid, she got kicked out of the m&m factory for throwing out the w's

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